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(Vice)   If your protest in the Capitol District involves glitter, the odds are never in your favor   ( divider line
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2768 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2013 at 9:48 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-20 11:13:20 AM  
5 votes:
"They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the glitter." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Glittering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
2013-12-20 09:58:00 AM  
2 votes:
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
2013-12-20 09:52:03 AM  
2 votes:
2013-12-20 12:25:07 PM  
1 vote:
Oh hell yes throw the book at them.

Show them no mercy. ;)
2013-12-20 04:09:21 AM  
1 vote:

2013-12-20 02:42:11 AM  
1 vote:

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