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(Vice)   If your protest in the Capitol District involves glitter, the odds are never in your favor   (vice.com) divider line 33
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2013-12-20 02:42:11 AM

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2013-12-20 04:09:21 AM

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2013-12-20 06:34:14 AM
That, and the TransCanada urging police to charge non violent protestors as terrorists really leaves me with a sick feeling in my stomach. Or it could be the banana I just ate, it was a bit brown. No, it's definitely these schlubs. That's terrible.
 
2013-12-20 09:52:03 AM
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2013-12-20 09:56:21 AM
A disgusting abuse of prosecutorial power.
 
2013-12-20 09:56:31 AM
Too much glitter...

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2013-12-20 09:57:32 AM
Contact the FBI and ask that they open an investigation of the officers involved under 18 USC § 242 - Deprivation of rights under color of law:

Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States ... shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both;

It is obvious to any sane person that there is no way a police officer can honestly mistake spare glitter falling from a sign as a chemical or biological terror weapon, and that the arrest was a pretext.
 
2013-12-20 09:58:00 AM
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
 
2013-12-20 10:01:25 AM
They did the protestors a hugh favor, in terms of publicity
 
2013-12-20 10:06:51 AM
"plus Moriah had to finish her grad-school homework. "


I see.


Well,  clearly I think they are on their way to stopping Fracking in OK.
 
2013-12-20 10:10:05 AM

dittybopper: Contact the FBI and ask that they open an investigation of the officers involved under 18 USC § 242 - Deprivation of rights under color of law:

Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States ... shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both;

It is obvious to any sane person that there is no way a police officer can honestly mistake spare glitter falling from a sign as a chemical or biological terror weapon, and that the arrest was a pretext.


You grossly overestimate the intelligence and dedication of the average cop.
 
2013-12-20 10:12:30 AM

robertey: You grossly overestimate the intelligence and dedication of the average cop.


So you think the "honest mistake" defense would fly?
 
2013-12-20 10:12:56 AM
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//Here, have a rose
 
2013-12-20 10:56:26 AM
Oh fark this shiat!

Fracking is bad because you risk water tables that have been there for 1000's of years and you have no farking idea what might happen when you frack them.

You just want you farking easy dollar - well fark you!

Your company will go into receivership and you will move all your money into your partner's name before the shiat hits the fan, but it does not stop the fact that you just totally farked/fracked up ancient and stable water tables.

You people are the worse of humanity, because you cannot see what a future without you in it actually means.
 
2013-12-20 11:04:21 AM
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You can see the glitter all over her. She got what she deserved.

"...when popular movements that confront the power structure start gaining traction, the government ups the tactics they employ in order to disrupt and take down those movements."

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Yep. Every time. Young. Old. Men. Women. Doesn't matter.
 
2013-12-20 11:13:20 AM
"They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the glitter." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Glittering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench."
 
2013-12-20 11:15:36 AM
This article bored me.  In return, I'm going to leave this boring comment.
 
2013-12-20 11:26:23 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the glitter." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Glittering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench."


But it's almost christmas, not thanksgiving
 
2013-12-20 11:30:02 AM

satanorsanta: But it's almost christmas, not thanksgiving


I have a question. Are you white or red? :)
 
2013-12-20 11:31:27 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: satanorsanta: But it's almost christmas, not thanksgiving

I have a question. Are you white or red? :)


HEY! Where'd my Church Lady pic go?
 
2013-12-20 11:31:42 AM

blatz514: Too much glitter...

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HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HE-E-EY!
 
2013-12-20 11:34:47 AM
Stripper dust!

Just like fairie dust, except with no magic and a strong scent of despair.
 
2013-12-20 11:36:07 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the glitter." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Glittering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench."


OK, that was funny.
 
2013-12-20 11:37:46 AM
Underdog was a very dark cartoon
 
2013-12-20 12:03:43 PM

genepool lifeboat: Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.


I was thinking raver scabies but yours works as well.
 
2013-12-20 12:25:07 PM
Oh hell yes throw the book at them.

i1190.photobucket.com

Show them no mercy. ;)
 
2013-12-20 12:28:37 PM

genepool lifeboat: Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.


My gf is in full crafts mode for the holidays so that shiat is everywhere in the house. So yesterday as I was getting in the shower I noticed I had glitter on my junk! Still better than having herpes on it but I understand your parallel. And seeing how festive my wang looked it kind of got me in the holiday spirit.
 
2013-12-20 12:29:32 PM

leftyblonde: [i59.photobucket.com image 355x299]


AverageAmericanGuy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 396x397]


Im having Myspace flashbacks from those pics
 
2013-12-20 01:16:01 PM
If you are a programmer from the 1960s and 1970s, there was a mild form of terrorism, dubbed "punchies are forever!". And boy, were they! Glitter is the modern weapon of mass annoyance, compared to punchies.
 
2013-12-20 01:57:44 PM

Freschel: Oh hell yes throw the book at them.

Show them no mercy. ;)


darn you beat me to it
 
2013-12-20 02:38:51 PM

robertey: dittybopper: Contact the FBI and ask that they open an investigation of the officers involved under 18 USC § 242 - Deprivation of rights under color of law:

Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States ... shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both;

It is obvious to any sane person that there is no way a police officer can honestly mistake spare glitter falling from a sign as a chemical or biological terror weapon, and that the arrest was a pretext.

You grossly overestimate the intelligence and dedication of the average cop.


You grossly underestimate how much influence oil money has over our government. Nothing will ever happen to the police, or the bureaucrats that authorized the scare tactics. You can hate it all you want, but it's what will happen and what will keep happening until we break out the guillotines.

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2013-12-20 03:18:04 PM
You want a surreal experience?  Read "The Grapes of Wrath" while this shiat is going on.  The parallels are insane.  Back then, they arrested protesters on the basis of being "reds."  Today, it's "terrorists."  And the rich keep laughing.
 
2013-12-20 08:25:00 PM
Assiduous and relentless state terror in the name of 'hunting terrorists' has often been a self-fulfilling prophecy..........

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