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(KMOV St. Louis)   Daycare bus driver throws an alcohol bottle at a six-year-old boy to 'get his attention', leaving him with a swollen and bloody lip. Then tried to bribe him with soda and beef jerky. You're reading this on Fark so you can guess how that worked out   (kmov.com) divider line 32
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2013-12-20 06:43:19 AM
He fixed the cable?
 
2013-12-20 06:43:22 AM
He fixed the cable?
 
2013-12-20 06:43:50 AM
He fixed the cable?
 
2013-12-20 06:43:58 AM
Dammit!
 
2013-12-20 06:47:28 AM
Don't be fatuous,  H31N0US.
 
2013-12-20 06:48:01 AM
Well so much for originality. Time to watch a new movie I guess...any suggestions?
 
2013-12-20 06:52:20 AM
an alcohol bottle subs.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-12-20 06:54:59 AM
Look, there are people that will do anything for beef jerky, and then there are people who won't do jack shiat for beef jerky.
Know which kind you're dealing with before you start talking turkey, is what I always say.
 
2013-12-20 06:57:22 AM
Snap into a Slim Jim?
 
2013-12-20 06:57:56 AM
Say what you will but I bet little Malachi will always be watching and taking note of that driver's actions from now on.
 
2013-12-20 07:04:52 AM
And you thought the South Park bus driver was just a caricature. Looks like you owe Trey Parker and Matt Stone an apology.
 
2013-12-20 07:05:13 AM
Hipster H31N0US, asking the question before it was cool.
 
GCD
2013-12-20 07:12:31 AM
I'm not saying this is true - or false - but I know from having been hit in the face with a glass bottle before, my injuries were a lot worse than that.
 
2013-12-20 07:16:10 AM
"Day Care" says it all.
 
2013-12-20 07:17:38 AM
"You can't buy a kid a video game when you do the wrong thing, and tell them don't tell your mom and they're quiet," said Bender.

Are you saying that next time, instead of a soda and jerky, your kid could probably be bought off with a video game?

Merry Christmas Mr Bus Driver! Enjoy that incredibly awkward day with family and friends.

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2013-12-20 07:17:53 AM
The kid had a fat lip? How could anyone tell?
 
2013-12-20 07:21:40 AM

FnkyTwn: "You can't buy a kid a video game when you do the wrong thing, and tell them don't tell your mom and they're quiet," said Bender.

Are you saying that next time, instead of a soda and jerky, your kid could probably be bought off with a video game?


That's what I was wondering. Where did mom get 'video game' from? The article only mentioned beef jerky, which, while awesome, is not proper compensation for a bottle to the face. A brand new copy of Battlefield 4? Now were getting somewhere with buying my silence, you cheap bastard. Throw in Assassin's Creed 4 and we got a deal.
 
2013-12-20 07:27:20 AM

FnkyTwn: "You can't buy a kid a video game when you do the wrong thing, and tell them don't tell your mom and they're quiet," said Bender.

Are you saying that next time, instead of a soda and jerky, your kid could probably be bought off with a video game?

Merry Christmas Mr Bus Driver! Enjoy that incredibly awkward day with family and friends.

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Wrong gender, Bender.
 
2013-12-20 08:00:09 AM
Is "beef jerky" a euphemism?
 
2013-12-20 08:07:00 AM
Homer Simpson to Lisa: Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that, when daddy hit the referee?
 
2013-12-20 08:09:58 AM
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2013-12-20 08:17:09 AM
Wait wait wait... Soda AND beef jerky? Shoot, you can murder someone and their entire family in front of me and I'll keep quiet for some good quality jerky.

Stupid kid. If he'd kept quiet, he'd have a busted lip and some refreshments, but he squealed, so now all he has is a busted lip....
 
2013-12-20 08:20:53 AM
Future Geniuses day care??

A genius would have asked for more than beef jerky and soda.
 
2013-12-20 09:00:44 AM

H31N0US: Well so much for originality. Time to watch a new movie I guess...any suggestions?


Surely you can't be serious.
 
2013-12-20 09:22:39 AM
I love how nowhere in the article does it even mention that it's odd that the bus driver had a bottle of alcohol with him. Standard school bus driver equipment?
 
2013-12-20 09:23:00 AM
I'm guessing that "alcohol bottle" means one of those plastic bottles of rubbing alcohol? The article goes out of its way not to clarify that point, which makes me believe that we're not talking about a bottle of booze.
 
2013-12-20 09:24:15 AM
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2013-12-20 09:27:02 AM
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2013-12-20 10:38:08 AM

JoieD'Zen: an alcohol bottle subs.

/dnrtfa


Nods
 
2013-12-20 10:38:24 AM

Walker: I love how nowhere in the article does it even mention that it's odd that the bus driver had a bottle of alcohol with him. Standard school bus driver equipment?


Yes. Same as for anyone that has to deal with kids.
 
2013-12-20 12:56:23 PM
Daycare bus driver throws a an alcohol bottle ...

Sherlock corrects  your bad English
 
2013-12-20 03:28:20 PM
As a former school bus driver...I'm actually surprised.

Usually it's only the parents you want to throw things at.
 
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