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(KPTV Portland)   Woman arrested at chicken coop offers sexual favors to officers, looks just like woman who would offer sexual favors to officers when arrested at chicken coop   (kptv.com) divider line 71
    More: Obvious, Human sexual activity, Coos Bay, Beaverton, KPTV  
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2013-12-19 11:55:18 PM
Wow.. If beef jerky had sex with cancerous bologna, it would look sexier than her!
 
2013-12-19 11:56:47 PM
She wasn't offering sexual favors in front of the chicken coop, she just asked if the officer wanted her to slap the cock.
 
2013-12-20 12:06:20 AM
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Daytime Hooker
 
2013-12-20 12:31:17 AM
Bribe? I'd consider that a threat
 
2013-12-20 12:32:35 AM
Submitter is not kidding.
 
2013-12-20 12:56:35 AM
figures it was in Coos
 
2013-12-20 01:00:36 AM
So no cocks?
 
2013-12-20 01:07:39 AM
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2013-12-20 01:10:18 AM

Crudbucket: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


We're done here.
 
2013-12-20 01:10:43 AM
Why bother with her, when they could just keep farking the chicken?
 
2013-12-20 01:10:50 AM
I think we need to be fair to the woman. There are no pictures of the sheriff deputies. For all we know she was trading down.
 
2013-12-20 01:11:09 AM

Crudbucket: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


::shakes fist::
 
2013-12-20 01:13:27 AM
Thank you for not using the term "Smoking Hot"
 
2013-12-20 01:16:41 AM

propasaurus: Daytime Hooker


Should have shown them the good boob
 
2013-12-20 01:18:48 AM
I dunno, maybe a handy?
 
2013-12-20 01:20:31 AM
Bribery, that'll never stick...unlike her thighs.
 
2013-12-20 01:20:37 AM
A regular hee-haw honey.
 
2013-12-20 01:21:34 AM
Not really a "favor", is it?
 
2013-12-20 01:22:16 AM

Janet L was handcuffed today
For offering each cop a BJ.
A glance at her face
And you'll see a case
Of truly unnerving fowl play.

 
2013-12-20 01:22:39 AM
Link is dead
 
2013-12-20 01:24:31 AM

sendtodave: Why bother with her, when they could just keep farking the chicken?


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2013-12-20 01:28:26 AM
In any reasonable time of history this wouldn't be news
 
2013-12-20 01:30:40 AM
I actually don't think she looks bad for a 50 year old hippie.

I wouldn't bone her, cause I'm not into chicks. Or into crazy.
 
2013-12-20 01:32:17 AM

RussianPooper: In any reasonable time of history this wouldn't be news


The top story on CNN is just more manufactured outrage over Duck Dynasty.

So chicken coop bj's have that going for them, which is nice.
 
2013-12-20 01:37:46 AM
What is a "chicken head"?
 
2013-12-20 01:40:31 AM

What about me...


kptv.images.worldnow.com


WHAT ABOUT RAVEN???????

 
2013-12-20 01:41:14 AM
i expected her to be fatter, but the old and leathery is as expected.
 
2013-12-20 01:42:22 AM

Fista-Phobia: What is a "chicken head"?


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Tastes Like Chicken...
 
2013-12-20 01:43:11 AM
I wish...
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2013-12-20 01:43:20 AM

sendtodave: Why bother with her, when they could just keep farking the chicken?


Especially since they were GOP
 
2013-12-20 01:44:26 AM
The sheriff's office says she was taken into custody on a disorderly conduct charge, but ended up being charged with bribe giving after she offered sexual favors to three deputies in exchange for her release.

So...at least one officer got his cluck on?
 
2013-12-20 01:46:16 AM
Just because she's charged with bribe giving doesn't mean the cops didn't fark her.
 
2013-12-20 01:47:25 AM

Brick-House: Fista-Phobia: What is a "chicken head"?

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Tastes Like Chicken...


That is correct!
 
2013-12-20 01:53:02 AM
So the Coos cops collared this kook at a coop for coercion of cop cocking her cooze?
 
2013-12-20 01:54:16 AM
And if the arresting officers were Tea Party members, she would have gotten away with it.
 
2013-12-20 02:00:31 AM
What the cluck?
 
2013-12-20 02:01:02 AM
She was just there for the eggs.

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2013-12-20 02:05:20 AM
The picture they went with for their crazy crimes link at the bottom of the page caught my eye.

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2013-12-20 02:12:41 AM
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/RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!
//You got to hit them in the head, they'll go down quicker!
 
2013-12-20 02:18:40 AM
You only hear about the ugly ones.
 
2013-12-20 02:22:43 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: She was just there for the eggs.

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Oh how I love/hate love/hate hate/hate hate hate that movie...
 
2013-12-20 02:27:28 AM
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Too bad they didn't catch her by the beehives


/cuz then they coulda got a buzz
//I'll be here all week, try the waitress
 
2013-12-20 02:31:14 AM
Yikes. And you know she has a voice that sounds like a fork in the disposal.
 
2013-12-20 02:45:27 AM
Deputies later found LaGasse at a chicken coop after hearing her screaming vulgarities


I'll bet she can curse a blue streak too.
 
2013-12-20 02:45:42 AM
She has kind eyes.   Probably a very giving person.
 
2013-12-20 02:48:17 AM

Somacandra: RussianPooper: In any reasonable time of history this wouldn't be news

The top story on CNN is just more manufactured outrage over Duck Dynasty.

So chicken coop bj's have that going for them, which is nice.


Hating on bigots is perfectly cromulent.
 
2013-12-20 02:53:20 AM
The Coos County Sheriff's Office says 50-year-old Janet LaGasse was arrested Tuesday night after deputies were called to a home by a 52-year-old man who said LaGasse became argumentative while refusing to leave her home.

OK - why the hell shouldn't she be argumentative, if some guy wants her to leave her home and she doesn't want to?  Because if one of my neighbors came over and told me to get out of my own place, I'd tell him to fark right off and get the hell of my porch.
 
2013-12-20 02:59:07 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: The Coos County Sheriff's Office says 50-year-old Janet LaGasse was arrested Tuesday night after deputies were called to a home by a 52-year-old man who said LaGasse became argumentative while refusing to leave her home.

OK - why the hell shouldn't she be argumentative, if some guy wants her to leave her home and she doesn't want to?  Because if one of my neighbors came over and told me to get out of my own place, I'd tell him to fark right off and get the hell of my porch.


This! But I'm guessing it's a case of either misquoting the AP or the AP author farking up.
 
2013-12-20 03:32:17 AM
Janis Joplin IS alive!!!
 
2013-12-20 03:32:40 AM
It just seems like in a civilized society if someone is screaming vulgarities, hiding in a chicken coop and offering sexual favors to a group of police officers we'd give her a psych eval  instead of charging her with attempted bribery.
 
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