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(Great Falls Tribune)   Man thought to be 1972 victim of serial killer John Wayne Gacy turns up alive and well living in Montana, which is almost as bad   (greatfallstribune.com) divider line 43
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2013-12-20 12:22:43 AM
csb
Around 1969, a buddy was approached and took a ride in a very nice white Chevy.  They driver was into magic and took my buddy for a ride around the 'burbs of Chicago once or twice.  Guess who was the driver?
I post this because Rick survived.  JWG started killing boys about two years later, so Rick was just a practice round.  He attracted boys with very cool muscle cars then showed them escape techniques with supposedly-magic handcuffs.
/creepy story, bro
 
2013-12-20 12:47:05 AM
www.southbayriders.com

"Uhhh, almost as bad?  THE HELL, YOU SAY!"
 
2013-12-20 01:33:32 AM
Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.
 
2013-12-20 02:34:54 AM
barfblog.com
 
2013-12-20 03:02:28 AM

a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.


Seriously.... How can anyone diss Montana?
 
2013-12-20 03:13:06 AM

a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.


How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!
 
2013-12-20 04:05:23 AM
His father was a drinker.
And his mother cried in bed.
Folding John Wayne's t-shirts.
When the swingset hit his head.
/are you one of them?
 
2013-12-20 06:07:35 AM
How many clowns are in Montana?
 
2013-12-20 06:13:01 AM

fusillade762: How many clowns are in Montana?


All of them.
 
2013-12-20 06:31:17 AM

farkingismybusiness: His father was a drinker.
And his mother cried in bed.
Folding John Wayne's t-shirts.
When the swingset hit his head.
/are you one of them?


So when is the 'Montana' album coming out?

I was dissapointed when he quit that project; I knew he's never get through 50, but I was hoping for more than 2...
 
2013-12-20 06:32:27 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.

How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!


It's one of the farkin' lamest jokes on Fark. A cheap shot, with no substance, tardmitted by someone who in all likelihood has never been even one State away from MT.

/love Montana
 
2013-12-20 06:46:57 AM

a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.



ooooooooohhhhhh!! Celebrities!!!!!
 
2013-12-20 06:49:24 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.

How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!




Yeah, you crybaby. I'm from Arkansas. You don't know butthurt until you've heard every possible situation involving incest include a nod to your backyard. Get back to me after people ask you if you own footwear.

Anyway, I've never been to Montana, but would love to. It seems to me like I'd dig it.
 
2013-12-20 06:53:06 AM
... Oh, now I get it! It's funny because subby has never been to Montana, couldn't find it on a map of Montana, and hasn't ever left the state where he was born!
 
2013-12-20 06:53:22 AM

rogue_L_chick: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.

How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!

Yeah, you crybaby. I'm from Arkansas. You don't know butthurt until you've heard every possible situation involving incest include a nod to your backyard. Get back to me after people ask you if you own footwear.

Anyway, I've never been to Montana, but would love to. It seems to me like I'd dig it.


Well, it's better than North Dakota.
 
2013-12-20 07:00:58 AM
You got that right, brother.

/shudders
 
2013-12-20 07:01:43 AM

rogue_L_chick: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.

How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!

Yeah, you crybaby. I'm from Arkansas. You don't know butthurt until you've heard every possible situation involving incest include a nod to your backyard. Get back to me after people ask you if you own footwear.



Well, do you? How are you online anyways?
 
2013-12-20 07:02:29 AM

rogue_L_chick: Get back to me after people ask you if you own footwear.


Well, do ya?
 
2013-12-20 07:07:27 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-20 07:16:22 AM

rogue_L_chick: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.

How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!

Yeah, you crybaby. I'm from Arkansas. You don't know butthurt until you've heard every possible situation involving incest include a nod to your backyard. Get back to me after people ask you if you own footwear.


Of course you own footwear. Walking barefoot over all those beer-bottle tops to get to the outhouse would ruin your feet.
 
2013-12-20 07:31:53 AM

DrPainMD: rogue_L_chick: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.

How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!

Yeah, you crybaby. I'm from Arkansas. You don't know butthurt until you've heard every possible situation involving incest include a nod to your backyard. Get back to me after people ask you if you own footwear.

Of course you own footwear. Walking barefoot over all those beer-bottle tops to get to the outhouse would ruin your feet.


Hey, them flip-flops ain't cheap!
 
2013-12-20 07:36:37 AM
Who would have figured that people from such a rugged state like Montana would be such thin-skinned pussies? I'm from Cleveland and I promise that people making fun of where you live doesn't affect your life one bit, so lighten up, Franceses.
 
2013-12-20 07:38:49 AM
Fine! Fine...I'll 'fess up. I got shoes. I even got pointy ones for fancy-times.

When I take them off, however, I could saunter over hot coals and not.feel.a.thing. I did not have shoes until I was 3, but that's because my daddy was stationed in Hawaii for a bit and why would you, if it's never cold? It resulted in a life long hatred of the things, and as a result, the bottoms of my feet are not dissimilar to my dog's. My husband is alternately horrified and amused by my ability to rock climb barefoot...he has lily soft feet from always wearing socks. Mine are usually covered with small cuts. :/

Now, all this aside, I am not the norm! All my friends wear shoes, right and proper-like. My son, unfortunately, is of my tribe...he "loses" shoes at the river every year.
 
2013-12-20 07:51:26 AM

rogue_L_chick: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.

How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!

Yeah, you crybaby. I'm from Arkansas. You don't know butthurt until you've heard every possible situation involving incest include a nod to your backyard. Get back to me after people ask you if you own footwear.

Anyway, I've never been to Montana, but would love to. It seems to me like I'd dig it.


what part of arkansas?

/ex-arkansan
 
2013-12-20 08:02:18 AM
Yet again America convicts an innocent man, and executes him before the truth gets out.
 
2013-12-20 08:05:14 AM

rogue_L_chick: It resulted in a life long hatred of the things, and as a result, the bottoms of my feet are not dissimilar to my dog's.

Almost every human on Earth has deformed feet from wearing shoes.

And people who never wore shoes (tribal people and such) can never get comfortable in them.

Ideally, you should never wear shoes before the age of 12, and the whole practice should be abolished unless necessary. It would save a lot of back problems.

/never take off my shoes ever
 
2013-12-20 09:51:30 AM

rogue_L_chick: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.

How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!

Yeah, you crybaby. I'm from Arkansas. You don't know butthurt until you've heard every possible situation involving incest include a nod to your backyard. Get back to me after people ask you if you own footwear.

Anyway, I've never been to Montana, but would love to. It seems to me like I'd dig it.


Meh, I grew up in WV, so cry me a river, oh so butthurt farkers...
/if there were jobs there, I would still live there!
 
2013-12-20 09:58:19 AM

rkiller1: csb
Around 1969, a buddy was approached and took a ride in a very nice white Chevy.  They driver was into magic and took my buddy for a ride around the 'burbs of Chicago once or twice.  Guess who was the driver?
I post this because Rick survived.  JWG started killing boys about two years later, so Rick was just a practice round.  He attracted boys with very cool muscle cars then showed them escape techniques with supposedly-magic handcuffs.
/creepy story, bro


Now that is a lesson that saves time.  Getting strong young men to put the handcuffs on themselves, is just efficient killing.

/still sick, just efficiently sick
 
2013-12-20 10:23:13 AM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-12-20 10:41:03 AM
Joe Dirt?
 
2013-12-20 10:56:23 AM
Laisse-moi devenir
L'ombre de ton ombre
L'ombre de ta main
L'ombre de ton chien
Ne me quitte pas

/Too obscure?
//Trez creepy, nonetheless.
 
2013-12-20 10:57:12 AM

HooskerDoo: [img.fark.net image 560x388]


Ooh, yeah! HAWT like marryin' yer own sister-mamma!
 
2013-12-20 10:59:23 AM

gretzkyscores: [assets.diylol.com image 510x378]


Anyone else think the makeup makes it look like he went down on Batman?
 
2013-12-20 11:12:24 AM

rogue_L_chick: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.

How dare someone make a joke about the state where you happen to live!

Yeah, you crybaby. I'm from Arkansas. You don't know butthurt until you've heard every possible situation involving incest include a nod to your backyard. Get back to me after people ask you if you own footwear.

Anyway, I've never been to Montana, but would love to. It seems to me like I'd dig it.


Oh, good. You can answer a question for me. If a man and woman get divorced in Arkansas, are they still legally brother and sister?

/I keed, I keed
//Live in Montana
///Go ahead and make fun. SOME of us can take it
 
2013-12-20 11:56:35 AM
Born in Deer Lodge, MT
 
2013-12-20 12:21:35 PM

cretinbob: [barfblog.com image 535x310]


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-20 01:35:24 PM

Frehar: cretinbob: [barfblog.com image 535x310]

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Wellp, there goes my contribution to the thread.
 
2013-12-20 02:24:57 PM

Badafuco: Born in Deer Lodge, MT


Did your mom ever get out of prison, or was she a lifer?
 
2013-12-20 04:20:44 PM

a particular individual: Yeah. David Letterman, Ted Turner, Robin Williams, Tom Brokaw, Thomas McGuane, Andie MacDowell and a thousand other celebrities just hate it here.


Gasp!! THE Andy MacDowell??????
 
2013-12-20 04:48:01 PM
I remember one time I was at a Fark party and I ran into rogue_L_chick by the bar. I looked down, and she was wearing only one shoe! Now, this was a pretty gross bar and we were all pretty plastered, so I asked her, "What happened, did you lose a shoe?"

"Nope!" she replied. "Found one!"

/old joke is old
 
2013-12-20 06:36:56 PM
If dude got away in the first place, why did he stay hidden for so long? If he had been travelling around the country for work, he would at least have known his home number. Something doesn't add up here.
 
2013-12-20 06:38:12 PM

cryinoutloud: Badafuco: Born in Deer Lodge, MT

Did your mom ever get out of prison, or was she a lifer?


Women's prison is in Billings.
 
2013-12-21 02:51:59 AM
Montana is a terrible terrible place, it snows all year, bandwidth is only 0.3MBPS, there are no cellphones only one payphone per town to call other towns, Indians constantly raid towns, and there is always a high risk o being raped by a buffalo.  No one SHOULD EVER MOVE HERE!!!

/Seriously stay in California, Washington, or where ever you are.
//Please please please stop coming here.
 
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