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(Comic Book Resources)   "Screw" magazine founder Al Goldstein gets stiff at age 77   (robot6.comicbookresources.com) divider line 32
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2013-12-19 08:06:40 PM  
Somewhere in the late 70's, I was 15 or 16, my uncle was visiting us from New York.  I noticed he had in his travel bag a copy of "Screw" magazine.  I'd never heard of it before. let alone seen one.  But I availed myself of it when he stepped out.  About the only thing I remember was this feature entitled "Ronald Reagan's Forgotten F*ck Films", and a couple B&W photos of some guy who kinda looked like Reagan, in flagrante delicto.  Reagan wasn't President yet, but was still a prominent figure and these pics would have been career homocide.  I looked at them and thought WTF.  I knew he was an actor once, but did he ever do porn, and how did they get a hold of these pics?  It was long before Photoshop.

Anyway, it's 2013 and by now, thanks to the Internet, and a meddling, horny media who would not let that event have gone this long unnoticed, I'm pretty sure Reagan never did porn.

/csb
 
2013-12-19 09:06:38 PM  
Al could make Larry Flynt seem like Roger Moore in terms of polish.
 
2013-12-19 09:12:48 PM  
Why is that "sad"? He was an old man, and he died.
 
2013-12-19 09:13:32 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Al could make Larry Flynt seem like Roger Moore in terms of polish.



Polishing -- what, exactly?
 
2013-12-19 09:14:37 PM  

Peaceboy: Somewhere in the late 70's, I was 15 or 16, my uncle was visiting us from New York.  I noticed he had in his travel bag a copy of "Screw" magazine.  I'd never heard of it before. let alone seen one.  But I availed myself of it when he stepped out.  About the only thing I remember was this feature entitled "Ronald Reagan's Forgotten F*ck Films", and a couple B&W photos of some guy who kinda looked like Reagan, in flagrante delicto.  Reagan wasn't President yet, but was still a prominent figure and these pics would have been career homocide.  I looked at them and thought WTF.  I knew he was an actor once, but did he ever do porn, and how did they get a hold of these pics?  It was long before Photoshop.

Anyway, it's 2013 and by now, thanks to the Internet, and a meddling, horny media who would not let that event have gone this long unnoticed, I'm pretty sure Reagan never did porn.


You've never seen the director's cut of "Bedtime for Bonzo" then?
 
2013-12-19 09:14:53 PM  
back when smut meant something. thanks for everything, al
 
2013-12-19 09:17:26 PM  
It's been quite the year end rush for dead poolers.
 
2013-12-19 09:18:54 PM  
I remember seeing him at the Limelight a lot back in mid 80s.
 
2013-12-19 09:24:02 PM  

Hearing about Screw magazine reminds me of how tough and sometimes embarrassing it was to get porn. Can't believe at one time Boston had a red light district called the Combat Zone where it was the only place in the city with strip clubs, hardcore porn stores and porn theaters. And if the local video store rented porn on tape or DVD, it was either located in some separate room where you did the Walk of Shame to reach or in some far off distant corner of the store. Now I have more porn on my hard drive than I ever had before PCs.


imageshack.com

 
2013-12-19 09:32:57 PM  

skinink: Hearing about Screw magazine reminds me of how tough and sometimes embarrassing it was to get porn. Can't believe at one time Boston had a red light district called the Combat Zone where it was the only place in the city with strip clubs, hardcore porn stores and porn theaters. And if the local video store rented porn on tape or DVD, it was either located in some separate room where you did the Walk of Shame to reach or in some far off distant corner of the store. Now I have more porn on my hard drive than I ever had before PCs.
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You still have a floppy drive?
 
2013-12-19 09:44:04 PM  
I *may* of when I was a lad discovered a stash of '70's Screw magazines.  That I was definitely an eye opening experience about worlds I had no clue about.  Live sex shows and brothels openly advertised.
 
2013-12-19 09:46:41 PM  

TsarTom: skinink: Hearing about Screw magazine reminds me of how tough and sometimes embarrassing it was to get porn. Can't believe at one time Boston had a red light district called the Combat Zone where it was the only place in the city with strip clubs, hardcore porn stores and porn theaters. And if the local video store rented porn on tape or DVD, it was either located in some separate room where you did the Walk of Shame to reach or in some far off distant corner of the store. Now I have more porn on my hard drive than I ever had before PCs.
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You still have a floppy drive?



Especially with that much Mexican Donkey Porn.  I can't see how his drive could possibly still be floppy.
 
2013-12-19 09:51:29 PM  
God night, porny-man.
 
2013-12-19 09:52:04 PM  
*good*
 
2013-12-19 09:57:24 PM  
Back in the 80s, my dad had an extensive collection of Penthouse, Playboy and various generic soft core mags. My friend's dad had things like Oui and Screw. Talk about night and day!

/"I never had any porn later on like what I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anybody?"
 
2013-12-19 10:03:32 PM  
I'll be in my bunk, where my penis will be crying pearly tears.
 
2013-12-19 10:38:08 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
SCREW's take on the 1991 roadside beating: a hot guy-on-guy S/M session gone bad, (I guess Rodney forgot his safe word).
 
2013-12-19 10:44:47 PM  

skinink: Hearing about Screw magazine reminds me of how tough and sometimes embarrassing it was to get porn. Can't believe at one time Boston had a red light district called the Combat Zone where it was the only place in the city with strip clubs, hardcore porn stores and porn theaters. And if the local video store rented porn on tape or DVD, it was either located in some separate room where you did the Walk of Shame to reach or in some far off distant corner of the store. Now I have more porn on my hard drive than I ever had before PCs.
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Did we just stumble on to El Burro's Fark handle?
 
2013-12-19 11:01:01 PM  
loved Screw magazine.  Al Goldstein was a rancid pile of human garbage riddled by fermenting turds.
 
2013-12-19 11:55:05 PM  
Saw him at LAX in the 80s
he was a fat hot mess, but hey, he was Al Goldstein why not?

/SCREW turned me into the suckling pig I am today
//he showed us what was at the bitter end of the sexual revolution
///RIP Al
 
2013-12-20 12:45:36 AM  
I had never heard of him before today, but now, after a little internet research, I can safely, without a doubt in my soul, that a sleazy, racist, classless man has died.
 
2013-12-20 01:12:35 AM  
Wow.  Al Goldstein.finally died.  His late-night, New York public cable access show was the stuff of legend.  Basically an hour of interviews with naked chicks, phone-sex ads, dirty jokes and Al ranting about somebody that disrespected him or otherwise pissed him off that day.  He'd frequently fling dogshiat at their picture just for emphasis.
 
2013-12-20 05:58:45 AM  
Someone said about him, which summarizes him quite well: "He doesn't have a humanitarian bone in his body."
 
2013-12-20 10:11:59 AM  
He often ended his editorial diatribes on "Screw" with an extended middle finger to the camera while lustily screaming "fark you"! -- a move, incidentally, that he stole from a young Charles Krauthammer.
 
2013-12-20 11:31:42 AM  

carrion_luggage: He often ended his editorial diatribes on "Screw" with an extended middle finger to the camera while lustily screaming "fark you"! -- a move, incidentally, that he stole from a young Charles Krauthammer.


CSB:  I actually met Robyn Byrd once at Carmine's.  In some kind of momentary insanity, I asked her if I could touch her breasts, and amazingly, she said yes.  Sadly, there are no pictures of this momentous event, and it was real brief because she had some big bodyguard dude flanking her, but still, I touched Robyn Byrd's cans.
 
2013-12-20 12:03:37 PM  
When I was 10 I saw a cartoon in an issue of Screw that showed a baseball game. At home plate
was a naked woman on all fours and the player was "sliding" into her ass. The ump was saying "Nice slide!"
 
2013-12-20 12:04:32 PM  
I don't like to speak ill of the dead, but having seen and sat near him once lets just say that hearing his name again, I am now reminded of Peter Griffin meeting Christina Aguilera.
 
2013-12-20 12:19:07 PM  
My pants will be flying at half mast all weekend as a show of respect.
 
2013-12-20 01:08:43 PM  
 His son, Emmanuel,  went on to a prominent political career Eurasia.
 
2013-12-20 01:35:29 PM  

TsarTom: skinink: Hearing about Screw magazine reminds me of how tough and sometimes embarrassing it was to get porn. Can't believe at one time Boston had a red light district called the Combat Zone where it was the only place in the city with strip clubs, hardcore porn stores and porn theaters. And if the local video store rented porn on tape or DVD, it was either located in some separate room where you did the Walk of Shame to reach or in some far off distant corner of the store. Now I have more porn on my hard drive than I ever had before PCs.
[imageshack.com image 650x488]

You still have a floppy drive?


May be related to those gigs and gigs.
 
2013-12-20 01:37:02 PM  

stonelotus: loved Screw magazine.  Al Goldstein was a rancid pile of human garbage riddled by fermenting turds.


He made Jay Stile possible, mostly via nephew molestation.
 
2013-12-20 03:00:40 PM  

Valiente: stonelotus: loved Screw magazine.  Al Goldstein was a rancid pile of human garbage riddled by fermenting turds.

He made Jay Stile possible, mostly via nephew molestation.


loved stileproject.com.  Jay Stile was a rancid pile of human garbage riddled by fermenting turds made possible via nephew molestation.


somewhere on a very old hd I have the entire flash collection from stileproject.com :\
 
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