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(Mirror.co.uk)   Lamb doesn't let being born without front legs get its goat   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 56
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2013-12-19 05:09:50 PM
Two-legged lamb showing its chops
i4.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-12-19 05:24:02 PM
Now when he says that he'll tell cancer patients, and that it's the best cure... I give it a week before it's ground up.
 
2013-12-19 08:41:48 PM
He can make it on his own.
 
2013-12-19 08:45:02 PM
img.fark.net

Makes me laugh every time.
 
2013-12-19 08:45:38 PM
"I thought it would die sooner or later, so I just kept it to see when it dies."

Yeeep.

That's China for ya.
 
2013-12-19 08:46:17 PM
Wait a second....   this thread isn't about gay people ?    And it's not bashing religion ?

How that FARK did this get in here.


/mutant goat
 
2013-12-19 08:48:11 PM
I can make it on my own!

www.hrwiki.org
 
2013-12-19 08:48:21 PM

sendtodave: "I thought it would die sooner or later, so I just kept it to see when it dies."

Yeeep.

That's China for ya.


Yeep! Yeep! Yeep!
 
2013-12-19 08:52:53 PM

netcentric: Wait a second....   this thread isn't about gay people ?    And it's not bashing religion ?

How that FARK did this get in here.


/mutant goat


Yeeeeeeep.

That's Fark for ya.
 
2013-12-19 08:55:10 PM
Well, so much for sleeping tonight.
 
2013-12-19 08:55:11 PM
well I can tell you that there will NOT be enough leg of lamb to go around this Sunday
 
2013-12-19 08:55:36 PM
There are 3 three-legged dogs in my neighborhood. I love them.

I guess in the old days they would have been put down, now people spend the $$ to keep them around.
 
2013-12-19 08:58:11 PM
I must be at the kneepoint of not drunk enough and too drunk because I simply cannot parse this farking headlight.  Headline.  Whatever, it makes no farking sense.

Lamb ne no legs front let it without not get goat WTF ?????
 
2013-12-19 09:01:00 PM

a particular individual: [img.fark.net image 103x103]

Makes me laugh every time.


I've never seen that, it just made my night. THANK YOU. :)
 
2013-12-19 09:02:04 PM

Mister Peejay: I must be at the kneepoint of not drunk enough and too drunk because I simply cannot parse this farking headlight.  Headline.  Whatever, it makes no farking sense.

Lamb ne no legs front let it without not get goat WTF ?????


Go home, Peejay, you're drunk.
 
2013-12-19 09:04:10 PM

phlegmmo: Two-legged lamb showing its chops
[i4.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


I found his missing legs.

4.bp.blogspot.com

His tasty, tasty legs.

/Just to piss off PETA.
//Because I can.
 
2013-12-19 09:09:02 PM
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
 
2013-12-19 09:12:06 PM
You wouldn't eat a lamb like that all at once would you?

Old joke about pig that saved farmers from fire.
 
2013-12-19 09:12:30 PM

Danger Avoid Death: phlegmmo: Two-legged lamb showing its chops
[i4.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

I found his missing legs.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x564]

His tasty, tasty legs.

/Just to piss off PETA.
//Because I can.


For you: video link.
 
2013-12-19 09:13:41 PM

Danger Avoid Death: phlegmmo: Two-legged lamb showing its chops
[i4.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

I found his missing legs.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x564]

His tasty, tasty legs.

/Just to piss off PETA.
//Because I can.


It's not kosher to eat meat from an animal that is still alive.

Because that used to be a thing.  Cut off one leg instead of butchering the whole animal.

Might still be a thing, I dunno, I have electricity and a fridge and I don't need to get my meat in single goat units anyway, I can buy it a pound at a time.
 
2013-12-19 09:14:38 PM
What's (Mandarin) Chinese for "mint jelly"? Because I'm guessing that's the lamb's name.
 
2013-12-19 09:18:18 PM

Danger Avoid Death: phlegmmo: Two-legged lamb showing its chops
[i4.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

I found his missing legs.



His tasty, tasty legs.

/Just to piss off PETA.
//Because I can.


Once I ended up on one of the downtown college campuses, because that's where my metro stop happened to be. The local animal cruelty activists had pulled up a truck with a tv built into it, showing how horribly animals are treated in slaughterhouses. It was parked behind a snack cart.

So, I did the obvious thing. I bought a couple of hot dogs, and stood and watched the film as I ate.
 
2013-12-19 09:19:15 PM

PunkTiger: What's (Mandarin) Chinese for "mint jelly"? Because I'm guessing that's the lamb's name.


Baaaa. But Xiàng guǒdòng may cover it.
 
2013-12-19 09:20:09 PM

LordOfThePings: Mister Peejay: I must be at the kneepoint of not drunk enough and too drunk because I simply cannot parse this farking headlight.  Headline.  Whatever, it makes no farking sense.

Lamb ne no legs front let it without not get goat WTF ?????

Go home, Peejay, you're drunk.


JOKE IS ON YOU AM HERE ALREDY HA
 
2013-12-19 09:24:03 PM

Mister Peejay: LordOfThePings: Mister Peejay: I must be at the kneepoint of not drunk enough and too drunk because I simply cannot parse this farking headlight.  Headline.  Whatever, it makes no farking sense.

Lamb ne no legs front let it without not get goat WTF ?????

Go home, Peejay, you're drunk.

JOKE IS ON YOU AM HERE ALREDY HA


Gee, thanks for reminding me that's it's too late to buy vodak.
 
2013-12-19 09:34:15 PM
A lamb like that, you don't eat him all at once.
 
2013-12-19 09:46:05 PM

fappomatic: PunkTiger: What's (Mandarin) Chinese for "mint jelly"? Because I'm guessing that's the lamb's name.

Baaaa. But Xiàng guǒdòng may cover it.


Xie xie.
 
2013-12-19 09:49:41 PM

Lady Indica: a particular individual: [img.fark.net image 103x103]

Makes me laugh every time.

I've never seen that, it just made my night. THANK YOU. :)


Here's a slightly larger version:

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-19 09:54:21 PM
www.gomideast.com
 
2013-12-19 09:57:24 PM

mbillips: A lamb like that, you don't eat him all at once.


Lulz
 
2013-12-19 09:57:29 PM
You guys are mean. We don't know that the student is going to eat the lamb.

He might die first. Then the lamb would starve and that wouldn't be funny at all.

Until the student's cat ate them both.
 
2013-12-19 10:00:53 PM

a particular individual: [img.fark.net image 103x103]

Makes me laugh every time.


Oh thank you.. I was afraid I was going to have to post that

/ jazz hands walk away is now a inside joke at the brewery
 
2013-12-19 10:07:26 PM

a particular individual: Lady Indica: a particular individual: [img.fark.net image 103x103]

Makes me laugh every time.

I've never seen that, it just made my night. THANK YOU. :)

Here's a slightly larger version:


This is why Dog gave us the Internet.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-19 10:12:06 PM
Okay, could they not clean off the lamb's front for the picture? Where was that picture even taken? It looks like some weird death warehouse.

Is that iodine? I don't get it.
 
2013-12-19 10:18:42 PM

Meisaims: Okay, could they not clean off the lamb's front for the picture? Where was that picture even taken? It looks like some weird death warehouse.

Is that iodine? I don't get it.


Did you miss the whole "I was just waiting to see how long it would be before it died!" part?

I don't think caring for their food is very high priority.
 
2013-12-19 10:28:18 PM

Meisaims: Okay, could they not clean off the lamb's front for the picture? Where was that picture even taken? It looks like some weird death warehouse.

Is that iodine? I don't get it.


Looks like a fermented soy rub.
 
2013-12-19 10:36:24 PM
Saw on NatGeo or Animal Planet a vervet monkey with one arm and no legs 'run' away from a photographer by doing a hopping handstand at a pretty brisk rate.

/on phone, can't post shiat
 
2013-12-19 10:37:35 PM
Now someone will have to invent prosthetic lamb limbs.
 
2013-12-19 10:50:07 PM

jaytkay: a particular individual: Lady Indica: a particular individual: [img.fark.net image 103x103]

Makes me laugh every time.

I've never seen that, it just made my night. THANK YOU. :)

Here's a slightly larger version:

This is why Dog gave us the Internet.

[img.fark.net image 207x207]


I mean it, too. It makes me laugh.
Every.
Time.
 
2013-12-19 10:52:42 PM

a particular individual: jaytkay: a particular individual: Lady Indica: a particular individual: [img.fark.net image 103x103]

Makes me laugh every time.

I've never seen that, it just made my night. THANK YOU. :)

Here's a slightly larger version:

This is why Dog gave us the Internet.

[img.fark.net image 207x207]

I mean it, too. It makes me laugh.
Every.
Time.


Yeah, you're not alone.
 
2013-12-19 10:56:40 PM
that picture is nightmare fuel
 
2013-12-19 11:13:24 PM

Plant Rights Activist:


That looks like shawerma, not gyros.
 
2013-12-19 11:13:42 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-19 11:17:57 PM

a particular individual: Lady Indica: a particular individual: [img.fark.net image 103x103]

Makes me laugh every time.

I've never seen that, it just made my night. THANK YOU. :)

Here's a slightly larger version:

[img.fark.net image 207x207]


Double sized with editing the linked image's width and height properties.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-19 11:40:49 PM

traylor: a particular individual: Lady Indica: a particular individual: [img.fark.net image 103x103]

Makes me laugh every time.

I've never seen that, it just made my night. THANK YOU. :)

Here's a slightly larger version:

[img.fark.net image 207x207]

Double sized with editing the linked image's width and height properties.

[img.fark.net image 414x414]


Every.
Time.
 
2013-12-19 11:45:33 PM
It's got the heart of a champion!
 
2013-12-20 12:07:38 AM
Reporter: "That's amazing! Your lamb can walk on TWO legs!!?"

Owner: "Yep."

Reporter: "What happened to his front legs?"

Owner: "Hey, you don't eat an amazing lamb like that all at once."

/a very old joke.
 
2013-12-20 12:09:52 AM
Looks tender.
 
2013-12-20 02:18:13 AM

gnosis301: Plant Rights Activist:

That looks like shawerma, not gyros.


Shwarma can be made with lamb meat.

/mmm doner
 
2013-12-20 03:03:35 AM

a particular individual: Lady Indica: a particular individual: [img.fark.net image 103x103]

Makes me laugh every time.

I've never seen that, it just made my night. THANK YOU. :)

Here's a slightly larger version:

[img.fark.net image 207x207]


His poor little stumps look like manboobs.
/feels very bad for posting this
 
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