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2013-12-19 05:04:05 PM  

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R.I.P. APOLLO

 
2013-12-19 05:04:06 PM  
London theatre falling down, falling down
 
2013-12-19 05:05:20 PM  
And a server
 
2013-12-19 05:05:22 PM  
Blame Obama?
 
2013-12-19 05:05:25 PM  
"Bring the house down" is only a figure of speech, lads.
 
2013-12-19 05:05:35 PM  
Never whistle in the dressing room, or say the last line of the Scottish play.
 
2013-12-19 05:06:06 PM  

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/apollo-theatre-in-london-co l lapses/article16057558/


What is this, amateur night??
 
2013-12-19 05:06:33 PM  
Did the show go on?
 
2013-12-19 05:06:42 PM  
other headline was funnier
 
2013-12-19 05:07:32 PM  
RAZE THE ROOF!
 
2013-12-19 05:07:42 PM  
I like how the non-breaking news article got greened.
 
2013-12-19 05:08:14 PM  
It's funny when Briddish people think anyone cares about their news.
 
2013-12-19 05:10:17 PM  
What really happened...

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2013-12-19 05:11:10 PM  
The incident occurred at about 8:30 p.m. at the Apollo Theatre, where many families were among the audience for "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time".

What's the problem - it was night-time and there was a curious incident.  Haven't you ever heard of Theater Verité?

/no refunds will be given
 
2013-12-19 05:12:02 PM  
My headline was better

/just saying
 
2013-12-19 05:13:05 PM  
They finally collapsed under the weight of their own pretentiousness.

Raise the roof, ya'll. No, seriously. Raise the roof.
 
2013-12-19 05:18:22 PM  

Russ1642: My headline was better

/just saying


Nu-UH! Mine was!
 
2013-12-19 05:20:51 PM  
Did the show--

Ponzholio: Did the show go on?


damn it.

that's what i call "br--

cgraves67: "Bring the house down" is only a figure of speech, lads.


fark!

....we're all gonna get laid!
 
2013-12-19 05:24:49 PM  
It's not in the US, so who cares, right?

Eeejits!
 
2013-12-19 05:27:51 PM  
hot potato, off his drawers, puck will make amends
 
2013-12-19 05:32:34 PM  
The  Seven Little Foys and John Davidson unavailable for comment
 
2013-12-19 05:42:57 PM  
Everyone's a critic.  Even the buildings are.
 
2013-12-19 05:43:36 PM  
Should have let Christine sing...
 
2013-12-19 05:44:53 PM  
I blame Krusty.

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2013-12-19 05:46:15 PM  
That is a terrific book, btw
 
2013-12-19 05:47:37 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Never whistle in the dressing room, or say the last line of the Scottish play.


MacBeth?

What's wrong with that? She makes an awesome McChicken.
 
2013-12-19 05:48:46 PM  
Apollo theatre? Bullshiat! Those people in the picture are not black.
 
2013-12-19 05:54:25 PM  

trippdogg: The incident occurred at about 8:30 p.m. at the Apollo Theatre, where many families were among the audience for "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time".

What's the problem - it was night-time and there was a curious incident.  Haven't you ever heard of Theater Verité?

/no refunds will be given



"Witnesses said the ceiling in the four-storey auditorium had simply collapsed during the performance, sending those inside into a panic when they realized it was not part of the play."

LOL!  You can bet one person at the very least was trying to figure out how they pulled the whole thing off.
 
2013-12-19 05:54:32 PM  
It's been a great comedy showcase for years. I hope it's repairable.
 
2013-12-19 06:33:22 PM  
Pray for Omarion
 
2013-12-19 06:39:42 PM  

FlyingJ: The  Seven Little Foys and John Davidson unavailable for comment


Guess they'll move the show to the Knickerbocker Theatre in DC.
 
2013-12-19 06:41:34 PM  

Rixel: LOL!  You can bet one person at the very least was trying to figure out how they pulled the whole thing off.


I can see some of the actors thinking "Wow. Are we that good?"
 
2013-12-19 07:14:06 PM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
2013-12-19 07:42:18 PM  
The management regret the unfortunate interruption to to tonight's performance. Those responsible for inspecting the ceiling have been sacked.
 
2013-12-19 10:18:07 PM  
Macbeth!
 
2013-12-19 10:28:30 PM  
Sources say they were surprised by the lack of giant canes or staffs involved, but speculated they may have retreated behind the curtain...
 
2013-12-20 10:23:00 AM  
They should have been wearing their hard hats. You can get written up for that.
 
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