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(Some Guy)   "Politicians like Rick Santorum, who are so homophobic that one can easily visualize them lying awake at night clutching the sheets, terrified that THE GAYS are creeping around outside in the bushes"   (furrs.org) divider line 95
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2013-12-19 03:21:57 PM
Which is silly because gay men avoid bushes.
 
2013-12-19 03:31:16 PM
Actually, that's Michelle Bachmann
 
2013-12-19 03:32:07 PM

mrshowrules: Which is silly because gay men avoid bushes.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: Actually, that's Michelle Bachmann


Sometimes Fark works in mysterious ways
 
2013-12-19 03:56:47 PM
I don't think gays have any interest in bushes.

/hides
 
2013-12-19 03:57:22 PM

mrshowrules: Which is silly because gay men avoid bushes.


*shakes tiny fist*  I swear I didn't see your comment.
 
2013-12-19 03:58:58 PM

ManateeGag: I don't think gays have any interest in bushes.

/hides


It was hiding behind a bush
 
2013-12-19 04:09:38 PM
We're not creeping around outside in the bushes, silly!

We are at your local middle school, recruiting! Duh.
 
2013-12-19 04:10:54 PM
I get the impression that he's HOPING they're hiding in the bushes, just waiting to come into his house. I mean, if they broke in, he'd be powerless against them, he'd have to do what they told him.
 
2013-12-19 04:17:24 PM
He's clutching the sheets pretending he doesn't wish he were biting the pillow.
 
2013-12-19 04:19:42 PM
Sometimes I wonder about the religious right. They seems completely obsessed with gay sex. That sort of thing isn't healthy. Maybe they should all just go have some gay sex and get it over with.
 
2013-12-19 04:20:26 PM
Do you think he has doors on his closets?
 
2013-12-19 04:24:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-19 04:25:24 PM

Jackson Herring:


That will haunt my dreams tonight.

*shudder*
 
2013-12-19 04:25:48 PM
The headline is not a complete sentence. Unless "like" is the verb, in which case, it's extra-weird.
 
2013-12-19 04:29:55 PM

Weaver95: Sometimes I wonder about the religious right. They seems completely obsessed with gay sex. That sort of thing isn't healthy. Maybe they should all just go have some gay sex and get it over with.


Gay sex and rape.
 
2013-12-19 04:35:08 PM

shanrick: Weaver95: Sometimes I wonder about the religious right. They seems completely obsessed with gay sex. That sort of thing isn't healthy. Maybe they should all just go have some gay sex and get it over with.

Gay sex and rape.


Huh. You know, that might explain the GOP fondness for prison rape fantasies.
 
2013-12-19 04:47:17 PM

mrshowrules: Which is silly because gay men avoid bushes.


Done in one.
 
2013-12-19 05:03:23 PM

dj_bigbird: I get the impression that he's HOPING they're hiding in the bushes, just waiting to come into his house. I mean, if they broke in, he'd be powerless against them, he'd have to do what they told him.


I suspect the only sex he gets is when his wife forces him to be an extra bottom for her bulls.
 
2013-12-19 05:05:07 PM

Weaver95: Jackson Herring:

That will haunt my dreams tonight.

*shudder*


come on, just put the tip in a little
 
2013-12-19 05:06:48 PM

vernonFL: We're not creeping around outside in the bushes, silly!

We are at your local middle school, recruiting! Duh.


I've always wondered how that works. Do you get commission for every young boy that you turn gay, or is it an hourly thing?
 
2013-12-19 05:08:23 PM
you mean the GAY BANDITOS?(NSFW language)
 
2013-12-19 05:19:21 PM

mrshowrules: Which is silly because gay men avoid bushes.


bears repeating
 
2013-12-19 05:20:06 PM
If it wasn't for teh homogheys, they'd have nothing to fear at all.

And that's SCARY!
 
2013-12-19 05:21:04 PM

WI241TH: you mean the GAY BANDITOS?(NSFW language)


One of his best routines ever.
 
2013-12-19 05:25:53 PM
I think Santorm more fears that the gays outside will sneak inside after he is asleep and.

1. Rape him.
or
2. Superglue his asshole shut because he said he is not open to them.
 
2013-12-19 05:26:41 PM

mrshowrules: Which is silly because gay men avoid bushes.


Who can afford to replace shredded lamé for a quick thrill. Even if he does want to bite a pillow.
 
2013-12-19 05:38:17 PM
Phil Robertson and Rick Santorum should gay f*ck.
For the children.
 
2013-12-19 05:44:09 PM
No one is going to biatch about the weird "snowing" effect that website has and how it makes it incredibly obnoxious to try to read the text?


Okay, I will.

/Santorum and his social conservative brethren are idiots, shocking absolutely no one.
 
2013-12-19 05:47:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-19 05:53:43 PM

TrollingForColumbine: mrshowrules: Which is silly because gay men avoid bushes.

bears repeating


Bear thread?
 
2013-12-19 05:57:09 PM
Never fear, Frothy. it was just Shelly Bachmann making her daily rounds.

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-19 05:58:14 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: vernonFL: We're not creeping around outside in the bushes, silly!

We are at your local middle school, recruiting! Duh.

I've always wondered how that works. Do you get commission for every young boy that you turn gay, or is it an hourly thing?


 it's a rewards point system

/10 more and I get a toaster!
 
2013-12-19 06:10:50 PM

dj_bigbird: I get the impression that he's HOPING they're hiding in the bushes, just waiting to come into his house. I mean, if they broke in, he'd be powerless against them, he'd have to do what they told him.


While generally "he doth protest too much", I think if Rick is secretly gay, he's buried it deep. His hatred goes beyond the typical to something like Ahab levels of seething. I think he may have seen a naked guy in the gym when he was a teen, got an erection, and it terrified him so much he had to burn down a gay bar, then locked that memory deep down where only a Balrog could find it.

What I'm saying is, if he's in the closet, he's repressed that to the point he doesn't see the closet anymore.
 
2013-12-19 06:13:01 PM

lockers: dj_bigbird: I get the impression that he's HOPING they're hiding in the bushes, just waiting to come into his house. I mean, if they broke in, he'd be powerless against them, he'd have to do what they told him.

I suspect the only sex he gets is when his wife forces him to be an extra bottom for her bulls.


You just know he's super into being a cuckold.
 
2013-12-19 06:17:26 PM
No.


What he, and others, are scared of is that they  want that big cock pounded down their throat.
 
2013-12-19 06:21:55 PM

Lackofname: dj_bigbird: I get the impression that he's HOPING they're hiding in the bushes, just waiting to come into his house. I mean, if they broke in, he'd be powerless against them, he'd have to do what they told him.

While generally "he doth protest too much", I think if Rick is secretly gay, he's buried it deep. His hatred goes beyond the typical to something like Ahab levels of seething. I think he may have seen a naked guy in the gym when he was a teen, got an erection, and it terrified him so much he had to burn down a gay bar, then locked that memory deep down where only a Balrog could find it.

What I'm saying is, if he's in the closet, he's repressed that to the point he doesn't see the closet anymore.


An outburst like this follows every one of Marcus Bachmann's massages.
 
2013-12-19 06:23:05 PM

Lackofname: dj_bigbird: I get the impression that he's HOPING they're hiding in the bushes, just waiting to come into his house. I mean, if they broke in, he'd be powerless against them, he'd have to do what they told him.

While generally "he doth protest too much", I think if Rick is secretly gay, he's buried it deep. His hatred goes beyond the typical to something like Ahab levels of seething. I think he may have seen a naked guy in the gym when he was a teen, got an erection, and it terrified him so much he had to burn down a gay bar, then locked that memory deep down where only a Balrog could find it.

What I'm saying is, if he's in the closet, he's repressed that to the point he doesn't see the closet anymore.


That has to be. I can't see any person being so terrified and hateful of gays, with such disdain for people who have no interest in talking or meeting him. He's bearing his hatred like Arthur Dimmesdale condemning Hester Prynne despite knowing that he was the one who did the dirty deed with her. He hates gays because he has done the dirty deed and needs to cleanse himself of it. I fear he will die a sad, forlorn death.
 
2013-12-19 06:24:33 PM
He actually is so homophobic, he most likely gives his anus up to some random in a public bathroom on a regular basis.
 
2013-12-19 06:24:37 PM
Ah well, random blogs. More Duck Dynasty crap.
 
2013-12-19 06:26:36 PM
he's entitled to say whatever he wants and the government can't restrict that under the First Amendment, but a private entity like A&E is not required to give him a platform.

It's depressing how often this needs to be repeated.
 
2013-12-19 06:27:10 PM
Rick. Seriously. You need to suck a dick. You think about gay sex more than any gay person I have ever known. I understand that it is a CONSTANT struggle to overcome your homosexual desires because you think your invisible friend wont' love you anymore, but c'mon man.  This is just sad.
 
2013-12-19 06:31:18 PM

DirkValentine: No.


What he, and others, are scared of is that they  want that big cock pounded down their throat.


You may be giving them too much credit.

"Fear of the other" is a pretty atavistic drive, after all; even guppies and crayfish have an instinctive drive to attack and destroy other organisms of their species they perceive as being unlike themselves. Humans simply have the ability to attach labels to "the other" and then come up with ad hoc rationales for why they want to cast out the "other"--variously because they're unclean, heretics, impure, etc.--but it's really just that atavistic desire to kill the perceived wrong element in their society.

Even humans have this automatic, instinctive fear and revulsion of "the other", no matter how much we like to pretend we don't; hence bigotry, intolerance, and nationalism. The difference is that humans SHOULD be able to think past the automatic fear and deal with it. Some idiots and throwbacks, like Santorum, can't do that, so they internalize it. But that doesn't necessarily make all of them closeted homos yearning for a good buttf*ck. They may just be protosimian cavemen wanting to cast out a perceived alien and not able to cope with being in the 21st Century.
 
2013-12-19 06:52:59 PM

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Eddie Adams from Torrance: vernonFL: We're not creeping around outside in the bushes, silly!

We are at your local middle school, recruiting! Duh.

I've always wondered how that works. Do you get commission for every young boy that you turn gay, or is it an hourly thing?

 it's a rewards point system

/10 more and I get a toaster!


Do you take the down to the Gay Stamp redemption center, or is it a mail-in thing?
 
2013-12-19 06:53:45 PM
Given the stories about ol' Ricky while he was working in Harrisburg before his big Senate run, it's more likely that he is staying awake at night because his cocaine high hasn't run it's course.
 
2013-12-19 06:54:23 PM
Nobody's going to comment on how pervy a "Book of Discipline" sounds?
 
2013-12-19 06:55:41 PM

what_now: Rick. Seriously. You need to suck a dick. You think about gay sex more than any gay person I have ever known. I understand that it is a CONSTANT struggle to overcome your homosexual desires because you think your invisible friend wont' love you anymore, but c'mon man.  This is just sad.


www.wtfcaptcha.com

/Too bad about the typo
 
2013-12-19 06:58:52 PM

Weaver95: Sometimes I wonder about the religious right. They seems completely obsessed with gay sex. That sort of thing isn't healthy. Maybe they should all just go have some gay sex and get it over with.


They're obsessed with anything that challenges their brain cells. Some people think Santa -- a completely fictional character -- isn't white?!? Just you wait till I WHARGARBLE ABOUT THIS!!1!!1!!!
 
2013-12-19 07:07:28 PM
"Politicians like Rick Santorum, who are so homophobic that one can easily visualize them lying awake at night biting their pillows"

FTFS
 
2013-12-19 07:25:14 PM

Ed Grubermann: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Eddie Adams from Torrance: vernonFL: We're not creeping around outside in the bushes, silly!

We are at your local middle school, recruiting! Duh.

I've always wondered how that works. Do you get commission for every young boy that you turn gay, or is it an hourly thing?

 it's a rewards point system

/10 more and I get a toaster!

Do you take the down to the Gay Stamp redemption center, or is it a mail-in thing?


oh, God no.  You know us gays, with the latest tech and trends.

/there's an app for that
 
2013-12-19 07:38:27 PM
Almost none of these people give a shiat about any of their opinions. They're the carnival workers in the political circus.
 
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