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(Mother Jones)   Good news: alcohol can prevent the common cold. Bad news: you have to stick to light beer   ( divider line
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4255 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2013 at 4:19 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-19 04:27:04 PM  
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If I'm doing the booze as cure thing which I rarely do, it's always try to kill it with lots of whiskey.  In my experience there's about a 1 in 3 chance it works, a 1 in 3 chance it does nothing, and a 1 in 3 chance it makes it far worse.  However, there's a 3 in 3 chance it'll get me loaded, so there's that.
2013-12-19 06:37:04 PM  
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cowgirl toffee: It even comes with its own shot glass.  :)

Yup, Absenthe isn't the green Færie, green Nyquil is.
2013-12-19 05:05:28 PM  
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Grab a good sized heavy bottomed glass and put into it 4 dashes Angostura bitters, 1 cube of ice, 1 shot Rye Whiskey, 1 teaspoonful sugar. Stir well until sugar is dissolved, and squeeze lemon peel on top. Drop in a piece of fresh pineapple, a slice of an orange, and offer.

You've obviously haven't had one made in Wisconsin.
2013-12-19 04:24:24 PM  
1 vote:
So drinking your own piss then?
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