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(Mirror.co.uk)   There are some things "I'm sorry" just won't fix   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 96
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15010 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2013 at 4:08 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-19 04:10:59 PM  
My bad bro.
 
2013-12-19 04:11:26 PM  
I'm sure Hallmark has a card for that.
 
2013-12-19 04:11:35 PM  
Sacre Blew!
 
2013-12-19 04:12:06 PM  
"You weren't using that anyway, bra. It's cool."
 
2013-12-19 04:13:01 PM  
Walk it off, bro!
 
2013-12-19 04:13:50 PM  
Hey, sorry about that, you can use mine, if your wife ever needs them.
 
2013-12-19 04:14:07 PM  
The secretary surrendered.
 
2013-12-19 04:14:08 PM  
My rocket blew up one time and I thought I'd lost a testicle... but the doc told me that I'd only bruised my prostrate and I should lose that girl's phone number.
 
2013-12-19 04:14:42 PM  
He's probably feeling testy.
 
2013-12-19 04:14:52 PM  
I dunno, I think I'd rather lose a single testicle than both my legs. Maybe it's just me?
 
2013-12-19 04:15:08 PM  
A French soldier's 'souvenir' anti-tank rocket fell form his office wall and caused, a court heard.

FORM CAUSED WHAT?! THE DEATH OF JOURNALISM?!
 
2013-12-19 04:15:21 PM  
Anti-tank rockets mean never having to say you're sorry.
 
2013-12-19 04:15:32 PM  
How poorly designed are these things that dropping them causes them to explode? I thought that was a Hollywood myth.
 
2013-12-19 04:15:48 PM  
Is this a Rob Ford thread again?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-12-19 04:16:30 PM  
FTFA: A French soldier's 'souvenir' anti-tank rocket fell form his office wall and caused, a court heard.


 It caused?! OMG PANIC!
 
2013-12-19 04:16:35 PM  
You lost a ball, you lost both legs, and you're completely deaf?

Well I got some superficial shrapnel wounds and a great story.

(Actually he would only be telling 2 of them)
 
2013-12-19 04:17:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: A French soldier's 'souvenir' anti-tank rocket fell form his office wall and caused, a court heard.

FORM CAUSED WHAT?! THE DEATH OF JOURNALISM?!


Its the Mirror, they never set the bar that high in the first place.
 
2013-12-19 04:17:29 PM  
You gotta be nuts to have one of those on your wall... ah thangkya.
 
2013-12-19 04:17:30 PM  

scottydoesntknow: A French soldier's 'souvenir' anti-tank rocket fell form his office wall and caused, a court heard.

FORM CAUSED WHAT?! THE DEATH OF JOURNALISM?!


Good thing the rocket didn't accidently the whole thing for all of them
 
2013-12-19 04:18:02 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-19 04:18:02 PM  
You mean like linking to an article with auto-play videos that can't be muted. Fark no you can't apologize for that shiat.
 
2013-12-19 04:18:30 PM  
Wow. His penis-surrogate souvenir took off another guys nut.
 
2013-12-19 04:19:09 PM  
Sound off like you had a pair, soldier!
 
2013-12-19 04:20:14 PM  
www.createquotes.com
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things?!
 
2013-12-19 04:20:33 PM  
"His remaining officemates promptly surrendered..."
 
2013-12-19 04:21:18 PM  
Something something, bomb fell, something...

What...The...Hell.

i4.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-12-19 04:22:48 PM  
What about.. "I am so, so very sorry.". It works for the doctor..
 
2013-12-19 04:22:49 PM  

MagicBoris: I dunno, I think I'd rather lose a single testicle than both my legs. Maybe it's just me?


Very reluctantly, I must agree.
 
2013-12-19 04:25:00 PM  
Headline: Soldier's 'souvenir' rocket explodes in office and blows off colleague's TESTICLE

FTFA: One colleague lost both his legs, another had a foot and testicle blown off, and a third is now completely deaf.

Editor: Yeah, forgot about those lost limbs and complete deafness, but for crissake get that testicle in there IN ALL CAPS!
 
2013-12-19 04:25:13 PM  
mythblogogy.files.wordpress.com

I'm not saying it was gremlins...
 
2013-12-19 04:25:25 PM  
I hate when rockets cause.
 
2013-12-19 04:26:37 PM  

Russ1642: How poorly designed are these things that dropping them causes them to explode? I thought that was a Hollywood myth.


Depends on the actual charge, or blasting cap, or whatever; some of that stuff can get less stable with age.  And an antitank rocket doesn't always have the same safety interlocks a civilian handgun might; in the heat of battle, you want them to farking WORK, not have Private Jacques jiggling the safety while the Russian tanks bear down on Paris.
 
2013-12-19 04:26:53 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

NUTS!
 
2013-12-19 04:27:54 PM  

blatz514: Something something, bomb fell, something...

What...The...Hell.

[i4.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


That thing is going to ruin its hips.
 
2013-12-19 04:28:36 PM  
This is why we don't allow ert explosives in the workplace.
 
2013-12-19 04:29:23 PM  
Like being French.
 
2013-12-19 04:29:41 PM  

MythDragon: scottydoesntknow: A French soldier's 'souvenir' anti-tank rocket fell form his office wall and caused, a court heard.

FORM CAUSED WHAT?! THE DEATH OF JOURNALISM?!

Good thing the rocket didn't accidently the whole thing for all of them


Seriously, are these things not even proofed before they are posted? Errors in print media were if not rare, at least uncommon. Does no one care about the integrity of their writing? farking world is going to hell.
 
2013-12-19 04:30:54 PM  

rkiller1: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things?!


Says the woman who danced like this:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-19 04:32:37 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: MythDragon: scottydoesntknow: A French soldier's 'souvenir' anti-tank rocket fell form his office wall and caused, a court heard.

FORM CAUSED WHAT?! THE DEATH OF JOURNALISM?!

Good thing the rocket didn't accidently the whole thing for all of them

Seriously, are these things not even proofed before they are posted? Errors in print media were if not rare, at least uncommon. Does no one care about the integrity of their writing? farking world is going to hell.


It's an epidemic among all news agencies. There's no time to fact check or proof read. They have to be the very first organization to get the word out there, spelling/grammar/fact-checking be damned!
 
2013-12-19 04:34:08 PM  

Russ1642: How poorly designed are these things that dropping them causes them to explode? I thought that was a Hollywood myth.


I hear these are still legal, and can be modified.
images.esellerpro.com
/lol
 
2013-12-19 04:35:27 PM  

Launchpad1986: What about.. "I am so, so very sorry.". It works for the doctor..


That's why they call it 'practice.'
 
2013-12-19 04:35:38 PM  

MFAWG: Sacre Blew!


Favourited!
 
2013-12-19 04:36:12 PM  

FIRE ZE MISSILES ROCKETS!!!

 
2013-12-19 04:37:59 PM  

MythDragon: scottydoesntknow: A French soldier's 'souvenir' anti-tank rocket fell form his office wall and caused, a court heard.

FORM CAUSED WHAT?! THE DEATH OF JOURNALISM?!

Good thing the rocket didn't accidently the whole thing for all of them


www.golocalprov.com

All of them?
 
2013-12-19 04:39:06 PM  
thankyoueurope.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-19 04:39:49 PM  

tshirtgroove.com

 
2013-12-19 04:40:53 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com

It could have been much, much worse.
 
2013-12-19 04:41:32 PM  
You feel bad about the one that blew off, but what about the one that is still attached. It was right next to it. I bet it isn't feeling that great either.
 
2013-12-19 04:41:49 PM  
He's French.

It didn't occur to him the weapon could actually be fired.
 
2013-12-19 04:42:28 PM  

gopher321: FIRE ZE MISSILES ROCKETS!!!


But I am le tired...
 
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