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(NBC News)   Besides WalMart, the KKK and Honey Boo Boo, what has the South ever given to us? Sh*tty drivers?   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 27
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2013-12-19 11:21:08 AM  
6 votes:

kid_icarus: And sure 'nuff...once you put enough milk, sugar, salt, pepper, cheese, bacon, sausage chunks, eggs, and butter (tons of butter) grits are absolutely delicious.


Those things are even better if you remove the grits.
2013-12-19 11:24:35 AM  
4 votes:

Pocket Ninja: kid_icarus: And sure 'nuff...once you put enough milk, sugar, salt, pepper, cheese, bacon, sausage chunks, eggs, and butter (tons of butter) grits are absolutely delicious.

Those things are even better if you remove the grits.


Granted. But then you have to list all those food items separately when people asked what you had for breakfast.
2013-12-19 10:31:31 AM  
4 votes:
What a sh*tty southern driver might look like
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2013-12-19 12:30:20 PM  
3 votes:

doyner: The safest states (the survey includes the District of Columbia) were mainly in the Northeast and the Midwest:
Vermont
Utah
New Hampshire
Minnesota
Oregon
Maine
Connecticut
District of Columbia
Iowa
Massachusetts

LOLWUT?


DC is safe because no car is moving at a speed faster than a brisk walking pace.
2013-12-19 12:28:30 PM  
3 votes:
conservativeangle.com
2013-12-19 02:02:29 PM  
2 votes:
The Clintons?
2013-12-19 01:20:42 PM  
2 votes:
Yes, yes, northerners are the best drivers in the world.

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2013-12-19 12:43:09 PM  
2 votes:

Nabb1: Cars are pretty safe when they aren't moving very often.


Your car has already been jacked and is being ripped apart in the chop shop.  You are unlikely to die in a car accident now.  You're welcome.
2013-12-19 11:20:04 AM  
2 votes:

BunkoSquad: enry: And pecan pie

And bourbon.

TO BOURBON!

Agreed.

Grits, however. Grits are made out of the stuff that's scoured out of Satan's bathroom.


The truth about grits...they are the South's tofu. I hated them, too, the first time I tried them. They were bland, tasteless, and had the consistency of glue. Then a helpful southern lady told me I was doing it wrong, they need to be "doctored up right". And sure 'nuff...once you put enough milk, sugar, salt, pepper, cheese, bacon, sausage chunks, eggs, and butter (tons of butter) grits are absolutely delicious.
2013-12-19 11:05:51 AM  
2 votes:

Nabb1: Grits, however. Grits are made out of the stuff that's scoured out of Satan's bathroom.

That stuff is called "corn."


Well, what do you know. Even Satan can't digest that corn when he goes to the bathroom.
2013-12-19 10:27:59 AM  
2 votes:

enry: And pecan pie

And bourbon.

TO BOURBON!


Agreed.

Grits, however. Grits are made out of the stuff that's scoured out of Satan's bathroom.
2013-12-19 10:17:06 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-12-19 02:09:09 PM  
1 votes:
To those of you posting pictures of hot southern women, please note that while yes, they are WAY WAY WAY hotter than the women of the north up until about age 30, after age 30, southern women explode to about 245 lbs.  rent, don't buy.
2013-12-19 01:52:36 PM  
1 votes:

monoski: phillydrifter: Ugh. Hot girls with southern accents.

Instead of saying "did you cum?" they say "did ya'll cum?"


yosemite-sam.net

It's Y'ALL, ya long-eared Yankee varmint!  Th' 'postrophe goes where th' missin' lettahs ah!
2013-12-19 01:05:52 PM  
1 votes:
Everything in the south isn't all bad...

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2013-12-19 01:03:23 PM  
1 votes:
Daisy.  Duke.  Shorts.  (drops mike, raises arms above head, walks off stage)
2013-12-19 01:03:22 PM  
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: OK, hang on, I'm as Northeastern Liberal as any Northeastern Liberal that ever Northeastern Liberaled, but the whole BBQ thing can't be ignored


Unless you're talking about North Carolina "BBQ", then you and your vinegar can just FOAD.
2013-12-19 12:55:11 PM  
1 votes:
The south also has perfected the art of frying food like chicken that isn't chicken. Your welcome.
2013-12-19 12:54:09 PM  
1 votes:

ThighsofGlory: enry: BunkoSquad: OK, hang on, I'm as Northeastern Liberal as any Northeastern Liberal that ever Northeastern Liberaled, but the whole BBQ thing can't be ignored

This.

And pecan pie

And bourbon.

TO BOURBON!

And the Bill of Rights. And the Declaration of Independence. And the Constitution. Also, baton twirling.


Baton twirling champions...

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2013-12-19 12:46:17 PM  
1 votes:
If you ask a Southerner, they will insist that all of the bad drivers are those carpetbagging Yankees that I can only reason have moved to Mississippi to steal their lucrative dirt farming and meth cooking jobs.
2013-12-19 12:32:57 PM  
1 votes:
In all fairness, Southerners would be much better drivers if not for alcohol.
2013-12-19 12:15:19 PM  
1 votes:
Grits are an elaborate prank played on Northerners in retaliation for us losing the Civil War.  None of us actually eat that crap when you guys aren't looking.
2013-12-19 11:48:23 AM  
1 votes:
YEEEEEEE---HAW!

www.dukesonline.com
2013-12-19 11:39:01 AM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: Oh hell no. Some of the best sex I've ever had were men from the south.


You're welcome.
2013-12-19 11:14:50 AM  
1 votes:
Scrapple, cracklin', pecan pie, bbq, country ham, Savannah, Charleston, and annoyed women using the phrase "well, bless your heart" when they actually mean "go fark yourself, you piece of shiat."

Those are the main contributions.
2013-12-19 11:04:28 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: What a sh*tty southern driver might look like
[www.bellazon.com image 300x377]


I'm not saying I'm a good driver...but I've never done this.
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2013-12-19 10:24:52 AM  
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: OK, hang on, I'm as Northeastern Liberal as any Northeastern Liberal that ever Northeastern Liberaled, but the whole BBQ thing can't be ignored


This.

And pecan pie

And bourbon.

TO BOURBON!
 
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