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(E! Online)   Jennifer Lawrence discusses her "copious amounts of butt plugs." Easiest greenlight ever   (eonline.com) divider line 143
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2013-12-19 03:53:42 AM
If this girl ever manages to trainwreck herself, I want to be on the scene with a giant bag of popcorn. And a shoulder she can cry on.
 
2013-12-19 04:33:58 AM
I love this woman.

I prefer her with the long hair, but really I'm just being picky at this point.
 
2013-12-19 07:01:41 AM
J.Law


STOP IT. JUST F*CKING STOP.
 
2013-12-19 07:04:44 AM
All of Fark is in love with her. Male and female.

Truly, when do we get a Lawrence tag?
 
2013-12-19 07:09:24 AM
Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?
 
2013-12-19 07:13:44 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


A Savage?

/in honor of Dan
 
2013-12-19 07:13:57 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


a peeta...
 
2013-12-19 07:16:35 AM

SecretAgentWoman: All of Fark is in love with her. Male and female.

Truly, when do we get a Lawrence tag?


get the FARK in line, you get one after wisconsin skins her and puts her up as a "celebrity visit" tag
 
2013-12-19 07:17:15 AM
unless you're talking about the appleton lawrence...
 
2013-12-19 07:39:32 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


A kerfuffle.

/seriously
 
2013-12-19 07:48:08 AM

SecretAgentWoman: All of Fark is in love with her. Male and female.

Truly, when do we get a Lawrence tag?


I dont see it.
 
2013-12-19 08:00:13 AM
[baby jesus butt plug.jpg]
 
2013-12-19 08:08:32 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


A Constipation.
 
2013-12-19 08:10:52 AM
'Number', not 'amount'. Buttplugs are discrete.
 
2013-12-19 08:11:39 AM

cynicalminion: unless you're talking about the appleton lawrence...


i1247.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-19 08:17:19 AM
I work for a copious amount of buttplugs, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-12-19 08:23:16 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: cynicalminion: unless you're talking about the appleton lawrence...

[i1247.photobucket.com image 245x285]


pinchpoint: I work for a copious amount of buttplugs, so I'm getting a kick...


they PAY you in copious amounts of buttplugs?
 
2013-12-19 08:23:26 AM
It's almost like her management team hired a research group from MIT to scientifically determine how to make her seem the most awesome of any young actress, and then she is executing the plan to perfection.

/ Sure, Jennifer - they were a joke.  Just like Austin Powers' Swedish Penis Englarger.
 
2013-12-19 08:24:38 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: cynicalminion: unless you're talking about the appleton lawrence...

[i1247.photobucket.com image 245x285]


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-19 08:26:07 AM
I'm going to pretend she she had one in during that interview

/fap
 
2013-12-19 08:26:16 AM
>>cue serial_crusher "stage left, even..."
 
2013-12-19 08:26:39 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


Reverse Beaver Dam
 
2013-12-19 08:28:47 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: cynicalminion: unless you're talking about the appleton lawrence...

[i1247.photobucket.com image 245x285]


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-19 08:34:18 AM
I have a total crush on Jennifer Lawrence. She and Scarlette Johanssen (sp) can eat crackers in my bed any day and I'd happily give hubby all the sticky, crumby details...
 
2013-12-19 08:35:51 AM
"bought as a joke"

Suuuuuuure they were

/love her just a little more now
 
2013-12-19 08:40:28 AM
You can bet your farkin ass I'm posting in this thread
 
2013-12-19 08:42:07 AM
Said by her in a Rolling Stone interview, talking about the scene in Winter's Bone where she skins a squirrel: "I should say it wasn't real, for PETA. But screw PETA."

If I wasn't already in lovelust with her, that quote right there would do it.
 
2013-12-19 08:42:25 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


gere ?
 
2013-12-19 08:42:32 AM

digitalrain: I have a total crush on Jennifer Lawrence. She and Scarlette Johanssen (sp) can eat crackers in my bed any day and I'd happily give hubby all the sticky, crumby details...


sooooooooooooo... can i lick the crumbs off?
 
2013-12-19 08:43:57 AM

Crewmannumber6: You can bet your farkin ass I'm posting in this thread


vegas odds on this ass do  NOT look good....
 
2013-12-19 08:46:41 AM

Leader O'Cola: bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?

gere ?


nope...just PeTA
 
2013-12-19 08:47:04 AM

Leader O'Cola: bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?

gere ?


OMG I laughed so HARD at that! Good thing I'd just put down my glass of OJ...
 
2013-12-19 08:50:32 AM
www.travelsnitch.org

Always use the indefinite article.  A copious amount of butt plugs.
Never YOUR copious amount of butt plugs.
 
2013-12-19 08:51:11 AM

thamike: J.Law


STOP IT. JUST F*CKING STOP.


Yeah, I was wonder what Jude Law was doing there.
 
2013-12-19 08:51:36 AM

Leader O'Cola: bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?

gere ?


No, you're thinking of a group of gerbils.
 
2013-12-19 08:51:40 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


A jam.
 
2013-12-19 08:56:06 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


A congress?
 
2013-12-19 08:56:34 AM
She is so cute. I just want to eat her up.
 
2013-12-19 08:58:19 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


Congress
 
2013-12-19 08:59:41 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?



A monastery of butt plugs.

A jamboree of butt plugs.
 
2013-12-19 09:00:02 AM
This thread is also Dildos
 
2013-12-19 09:06:37 AM

OtherBrotherDarryl: bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?

Congress


Winnar by a long shot.

And the story's kind of cool, but it would be way hotter if she just owned it and said, "so I have this giant collection" instead of saying "it was for a joke."
 
2013-12-19 09:06:55 AM

ChubbyTiger: She is so cute. I just want to eat her up.


Don't choke on the butt plug...
 
2013-12-19 09:08:37 AM

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?


A dam?
"The La resistance"
 
2013-12-19 09:10:00 AM

DanInKansas: OtherBrotherDarryl: bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?

Congress

Winnar by a long shot.

And the story's kind of cool, but it would be way hotter if she just owned it and said, "so I have this giant collection" instead of saying "it was for a joke."


Looks like ObeliskToucher beat me to it...
 
2013-12-19 09:17:40 AM

cynicalminion: unless you're talking about the appleton lawrence...


Uh, go Vikings!

/'72
 
2013-12-19 09:20:25 AM

SecretAgentWoman: All of Fark is in love with her. Male and female.

Truly, when do we get a Lawrence tag?


We didnt get an Emma Watson tag, were not gonna get a Jennifer Lawrence tag.
 
2013-12-19 09:23:04 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

Phil Robertson does not approve.
 
2013-12-19 09:24:41 AM
i1247.photobucket.com

A photograph for your captioning pleasure.....
 
2013-12-19 09:26:45 AM

DanInKansas: OtherBrotherDarryl: bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for a group of butt plugs?

Congress

Winnar by a long shot.

And the story's kind of cool, but it would be way hotter if she just owned it and said, "so I have this giant collection" instead of saying "it was for a joke."


you give the winner to the 2nd person to post the comment?
 
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