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(Daily Mail)   Kim Kardashian reminds us why we love to hate her   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2013-12-19 03:10:21 AM  
Obligatory (nsfw language)
 
2013-12-19 06:11:07 AM  
Say what you will, but that's damn fine for a hobbit.
 
2013-12-19 06:38:45 AM  
I'm just surprised that with what I'm sure are 3 personal trainers, a dietitian, personal chef, a pet MD that will prescribe whatever his or her rich clients ask for, and probably a couple of full time nannies to make sure she doesn't have to deal with the little urchin, that THIS is the best she could do.  I've seen women look better sooner after childbirth, and they have to actually care for their kid, and don't have unlimited resources.
 
2013-12-19 07:27:46 AM  
Because she's breeding little Kanyes?
 
2013-12-19 07:37:49 AM  
Nice rack but:

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2013-12-19 07:40:41 AM  
She did another sex tape that raised her from obscurity to public obsession for the slack-jawed?
 
2013-12-19 07:41:44 AM  
I'm sure she's an even worse human being than we think she is but I would wreck that shiat three times a day.
 
2013-12-19 07:59:28 AM  

hasty ambush: Nice rack but:

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2013-12-19 08:10:18 AM  
Grotesquerie.
 
2013-12-19 08:27:16 AM  
That ass is disgusting
 
2013-12-19 08:29:17 AM  
Did they wax their baby's eye brows? If not, they're pretty perfect naturally
 
2013-12-19 08:30:26 AM  
Plastic surgery or.....
img.fark.net

If she lost all that weight naturally, then good for her. It's not like she has anything else to do but workout and be an AW anyway.
 
2013-12-19 08:32:30 AM  
Oh...and FTFA:

Gruelling: Kim has reportedly been doing '100 squads every morning' to get herself back into shape

I'm assuming they mean "squats", but "doing 100 squads" sounds so much funnier.
 
2013-12-19 08:33:41 AM  

hasty ambush: Nice rack but:

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You do realize that rack is made of fat too.
 
2013-12-19 08:36:04 AM  

devildog123: I'm just surprised that with what I'm sure are 3 personal trainers, a dietitian, personal chef, a pet MD that will prescribe whatever his or her rich clients ask for, and probably a couple of full time nannies to make sure she doesn't have to deal with the little urchin, that THIS is the best she could do.  I've seen women look better sooner after childbirth, and they have to actually care for their kid, and don't have unlimited resources.


distilleryimage7.ak.instagram.com

"6 months? How about 4 days, biatch!"

Gruelling: Kim has reportedly been doing '100  squads every morning' to get herself back into shape

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
 
2013-12-19 08:42:20 AM  
I didn't know they had beaches in the Shire.
 
2013-12-19 08:44:56 AM  
Subby, when you have housekeepers and nannies and can afford to spend hours a day with personal trainers, then you too, can have a body like that.  I don't hate her because she is attractive.  I hate her because she is a miserable person from a miserable family, married to a miserable rap star.

She is the embodiment of all that is soulless and cheap and tawdry with American "celebrity" culture.
 
2013-12-19 09:09:42 AM  

hasty ambush: Nice rack but:

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abhorrent1: That ass is disgusting


THIS

MVEAlpha: I didn't know they had beaches in the Shire.


COme on. You may not like the movies but lets not disparage the memory of the books...
 
2013-12-19 09:39:08 AM  
That's it, suck in that gut, Kim!
 
2013-12-19 09:40:45 AM  
WE all know this is a photoshop. Shes a hobbit and her husband / fiance is a Gay Fish.
 
2013-12-19 09:51:39 AM  
From what I understand, Kardashian translates from Romainian to English as "dwarf with the big ass". Look at that. It's true.
 
2013-12-19 09:53:47 AM  
Photoshop or not, she does NOTHING of any real value, so of COURSE she has time to work on her body.

/waste of carbon
//rant over
 
2013-12-19 09:59:51 AM  

halfpastnvr: Oh...and FTFA:

Gruelling: Kim has reportedly been doing '100 squads every morning' to get herself back into shape

I'm assuming they mean "squats", but "doing 100 squads" sounds so much funnier.


I wouldn't make that assumption
 
2013-12-19 10:03:12 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: hasty ambush: Nice rack but:

[imageshack.com image 430x640]

You do realize that rack is made of fat too.


But unlike her ass it is of an acceptable proportion and ratio to her frame
 
2013-12-19 10:06:14 AM  
View from the front...whoa
View from the side...ehhh
View from the back...ick
 
2013-12-19 10:11:45 AM  
100 squats a day and her lower body still looks like a giant cankle.  Might want to do 101
 
2013-12-19 10:12:41 AM  
I guess some people like rhino butt. Not me.
 
2013-12-19 10:39:28 AM  
There's something very unappealing about her face, regardless of what her body looks like. It strikes me as very plastic. Like she had some surgeon attempt to remove every flaw, real or perceived. Granted, it's top notch work, but it sure as shiat isn't natural. It's sort of a reversal of a Hollywood starlet in a way: While the starlet's beauty makes her rich, Kardashian used wealth in an effort to make herself beautiful.
 
2013-12-19 10:46:21 AM  

LectertheChef: There's something very unappealing about her face, regardless of what her body looks like. It strikes me as very plastic. Like she had some surgeon attempt to remove every flaw, real or perceived. Granted, it's top notch work, but it sure as shiat isn't natural. It's sort of a reversal of a Hollywood starlet in a way: While the starlet's beauty makes her rich, Kardashian used wealth in an effort to make herself beautiful.


That's because she did.  Before she had the hellspawn, she was apparently on a big plastic surgery binge because she hit her 30s and was worried she would look old.

I agree with the comment above about the miserable family and gay fish fiance.
 
2013-12-19 10:48:23 AM  
That's no moon...
 
2013-12-19 10:49:11 AM  
She was cruelly taunted by fat jokes when she gained weight during her pregnancy with daughter North West.

She shouldn't have been taunted for her pregnancy weight. She should be taunted for naming her kid North.

/with luck, the kid will kill her mother as soon as she's old enough to grasp a knife
 
2013-12-19 10:50:18 AM  
She looks like the reflection in a fun-house mirror. While funny, it's not particularly attractive. There are people who find her attractive...but I don't understand them/you.
 
2013-12-19 10:59:01 AM  

The Crepes of Wrath: She was cruelly taunted by fat jokes when she gained weight during her pregnancy with daughter North West.

She shouldn't have been taunted for her pregnancy weight. She should be taunted for naming her kid North.

/with luck, the kid will kill her mother as soon as she's old enough to grasp a knife


Umm... just the mother?
 
2013-12-19 11:18:20 AM  
Say what you will about this woman. I have no idea about anything except that she's married to Kanye West and keeps making the news.

Either way, she's got a smokin' body. That ass is to die for.
 
2013-12-19 11:24:14 AM  
The article is super retarded. Why should I hate this chick because she's back to her own shape after squeezing out a kid a couple months ago?
 
2013-12-19 11:24:50 AM  
Those eyes. You can look as deeply into them as you wish, completely unimpeded. In fact, if you bring a light bright enough, you can probably see the inside of the back of her skull in there.
 
2013-12-19 11:27:33 AM  
That ass is beginning to spread...
 
2013-12-19 11:36:12 AM  

ukexpat: That ass is beginning to spread...


So you're saying that one day... she will be just one big ass of a person? Thought that already happened when she did her Marriage for Sponsorships.
 
2013-12-19 11:38:28 AM  

abhorrent1: That ass is disgusting


makeameme.org

She maybe a dumb coont, but that is a spectacular formation.
 
2013-12-19 11:41:46 AM  

yves0010: ukexpat: That ass is beginning to spread...

So you're saying that one day... she will be just one big ass of a person? Thought that already happened when she did her Marriage for Sponsorships.


An even bigger ass...
 
2013-12-19 11:45:59 AM  
100 squats every morning? She beefs.
 
2013-12-19 11:50:31 AM  
Has anyone seen her new movie that just came out? I was thinking about seeing it right after christmas. I really liked the first one.
 
2013-12-19 11:53:32 AM  
Nobody makes fun of her for being fat.  We make fun of her fatness for being a horrible person.
 
2013-12-19 11:56:22 AM  
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I dunno... I think the pic on the left is fantastic, awesome phat ass. Now her ass it just getting fat -- can't wait till her excruciatingly long 15 minutes of fame are over, but I have a feeling she's going to be annoying around here on fark for quite some time
 
2013-12-19 12:07:09 PM  
Actually her body is the only reason Id like her.

Everything else about her is repugnant.
 
2013-12-19 12:21:23 PM  

hasty ambush: Nice rack but:

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Let me guess--her knees are also too sharp for you?
 
2013-12-19 12:26:07 PM  
What the hell did she do to her face? She looks the same age as her mom now.
 
2013-12-19 01:04:21 PM  
As much as I hate her, she pretty much pissed off the skinny is everything crowd in a farking huge(no pun) way.
/And that's a good thing
 
2013-12-19 01:13:11 PM  

obeymatt: What the hell did she do to her face? She looks the same age as her mom now.


I question whether it is really Kim and not some lookalike standing in for her. The real Kim couldn't shed the baby fat or water gain and remains secluded in her house.
 
2013-12-19 01:39:55 PM  
I hope there's a back-up beeper for when they go doggie, or he is going to need body work.
 
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