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(News.com.au)   If you're caught driving down a 60mph highway totally naked and playing with your personal joystick, the excuse that you had just "gotten carried away" while text messaging probably isn't going to fly   (news.com.au) divider line 10
    More: Dumbass, Neal Marshall, indecency  
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1525 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2013 at 7:19 AM (35 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-19 07:25:53 AM
I would have said 'Ambien'
2013-12-19 07:26:07 AM
Its another ad for that TLC 'sex with hospitals' or whatever.  And worse its an auto-play video.  Fark you subby.
2013-12-19 07:34:55 AM
Especially since it's not appropriate to text while driving.
2013-12-19 07:35:23 AM
He shoved it on down into overdrive.
2013-12-19 07:38:03 AM
I hope he has affluenza as well. The poor bastard.
2013-12-19 07:52:01 AM
"DRIVING ON a busy 100kmh road normally requires two hands on the steering wheel. "

No it doesn't...
2013-12-19 08:13:06 AM
The proper term is 'Il m'a envoyé un texto pornographique',  subby.
2013-12-19 11:43:53 AM
I did it driving on I-70 near Columbia, Missouri while wearing a baby blue Speedo with my dick tied BDSM style to the steering wheel. Best wank I ever had. CSB, and very very true.
2013-12-19 11:57:17 AM

2013-12-19 12:14:31 PM
See, this is why they shouldn't drive on the left side of the road over there...
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