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(BBC)   Women protest forced marriages to Tim Tebow   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, forced marriages, Tim Tebow, Nigerians, NewsfromElsewhere  
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6381 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2013 at 6:01 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-19 04:32:53 AM  
4 votes:
If you're going to be married via ritual murder to Tim Tebow ask to be stoned to death. With his completion percentage you'll survive for decades.
2013-12-19 06:37:53 AM  
2 votes:
And real "traditional god" shouldn't have to resort to force to woo a woman. He should use his divine powers to develop an intuitive sensitivity to her needs.

Or he could just disguise himself as a swan.  This method has a known 100% success rate.  Ladies love swans.
2013-12-19 03:32:42 AM  
2 votes:
There's gotta be an alien race that wanted to take over the planet but read some earth news articles and instead just drove their spaceships into the sun.
2013-12-19 07:33:29 AM  
1 vote:

skozlaw: Breaking news: religious people are stupid.

Almost as stupid as all the people who thought Tim Tebow was ever going to be a good football player in the NFL.

Or thought Obama was the next messiah

Barbara Walters to Piers Morgan: 'We Thought That [Obama] Was Going to Be...the Next Messiah'
2013-12-19 06:54:15 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Is Tim Tebow still a meme?
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