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(BBC)   Women protest forced marriages to Tim Tebow   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 29
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2013-12-19 03:32:42 AM  
There's gotta be an alien race that wanted to take over the planet but read some earth news articles and instead just drove their spaceships into the sun.
 
2013-12-19 04:32:53 AM  
If you're going to be married via ritual murder to Tim Tebow ask to be stoned to death. With his completion percentage you'll survive for decades.
 
2013-12-19 06:09:16 AM  

hervatski: There's gotta be an alien race that wanted to take over the planet but read some earth news articles and instead just drove their spaceships into the sun.


Nah, any alien species capable of interstellar space flight would react to us much the same way a human being reacts to a large termite nest.
 
2013-12-19 06:15:46 AM  
And real "traditional god" shouldn't have to resort to force to woo a woman. He should use his divine powers to develop an intuitive sensitivity to her needs.
 
2013-12-19 06:34:32 AM  
Reading shiat like this, I start to believe we should just blow up the planet and start over.
 
2013-12-19 06:37:53 AM  
Candygram4Mongo:
And real "traditional god" shouldn't have to resort to force to woo a woman. He should use his divine powers to develop an intuitive sensitivity to her needs.

Or he could just disguise himself as a swan.  This method has a known 100% success rate.  Ladies love swans.
 
2013-12-19 06:40:57 AM  
You know, everyday religion looks more and more like something that makes rational people act crazy. Because, history.
 
2013-12-19 06:42:35 AM  
Still betting on Tebow being caught in a compromising position at a rest stop men's room one of these days...that usually is the long awaited revealed orientation in the case of 26 year old male virgins, no matter what game they talk about their religion and "waiting till marriage"

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2013-12-19 06:43:52 AM  
Aww "weeners" really fark? ok fine, haze the new guy
 
2013-12-19 06:44:12 AM  
This side job where he catches stuff?! How does that even compare to the glamour and magick shiat I do all the frickin time.
 
2013-12-19 06:44:19 AM  
*shutting up about the tyranny of church ladies in my bible belt backwater town*
 
2013-12-19 06:46:41 AM  
When are the women in these backwards shiatholes going to kill their oppressors throw off their shackles of enslavement?
 
2013-12-19 06:47:46 AM  

AgentPothead: hervatski: There's gotta be an alien race that wanted to take over the planet but read some earth news articles and instead just drove their spaceships into the sun.

Nah, any alien species capable of interstellar space flight would react to us much the same way a human being reacts to a large termite nest.


So there going to put a big tent over the earth and fumigate?
 
2013-12-19 06:48:39 AM  
aaaagh ... they're
 
2013-12-19 06:50:07 AM  
Is Tim Tebow still a meme?
 
2013-12-19 06:52:34 AM  
Uh, have these women not seen the standard of living in their own country?  They should be happy to be married to a Deity!
 
2013-12-19 06:54:15 AM  

abhorrent1: Is Tim Tebow still a meme?


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2013-12-19 06:57:20 AM  
Breaking news: religious people are stupid.

Almost as stupid as all the people who thought Tim Tebow was ever going to be a good football player in the NFL.
 
2013-12-19 07:26:46 AM  
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What is it with gods and their creepy interspecies attraction to human females, anyway?
 
2013-12-19 07:33:29 AM  

skozlaw: Breaking news: religious people are stupid.

Almost as stupid as all the people who thought Tim Tebow was ever going to be a good football player in the NFL.




Or thought Obama was the next messiah

Barbara Walters to Piers Morgan: 'We Thought That [Obama] Was Going to Be...the Next Messiah'

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2013-12-19 07:55:07 AM  

abhorrent1: Is Tim Tebow still a meme?


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2013-12-19 08:08:16 AM  
Christianity will have nun of this.
 
2013-12-19 08:17:35 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If you're going to be married via ritual murder to Tim Tebow ask to be stoned to death. With his completion percentage you'll survive for decades.


Just make sure you stand 10-15 yards away and you'll be perfectly safe.  He'll peg you consistently from 50+ yards.
 
2013-12-19 08:49:02 AM  

walktoanarcade: When are the women in these backwards shiatholes going to kill their oppressors throw off their shackles of enslavement?


When have women ever done that? Soft power is more their thing
 
2013-12-19 09:50:40 AM  
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Call me crazy, but I miss being able to post this one on a regular basis.
 
2013-12-19 11:26:56 AM  
OK, so Nigeria's out...

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Now what?
 
2013-12-19 12:23:41 PM  
Oh sure, you're all laughing now but just wait until you die and find out obedience to Iakpala Ugbaike is the one true faith!
 
2013-12-19 12:29:38 PM  
FTA: "...children are told to stay home after an important person dies for fear they could be beheaded."

Whatever Nigeria, I had to choose a language at the atm today. What's that crap? We speak English here, jerk.
 
2013-12-19 04:53:13 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, so Nigeria's out...

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Now what?



Now I can understand why Mormons are the way that they are. If it was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for them.
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