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(Daily Mail)   Is your ADHD kid in trouble at school for pulling a lot of boners? It could be the Ritalin   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 58
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2013-12-19 01:23:03 AM  
bmj2k.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-19 01:35:18 AM  
I suffer from ADHDD: Attention Deficit Hard Dick Disorder.
 
2013-12-19 02:39:40 AM  
If only.
 
2013-12-19 05:54:48 AM  

phlegmmo: [bmj2k.files.wordpress.com image 454x328]


I came for the Joker's boner and I leave satisfied.
 
2013-12-19 06:01:06 AM  

thisispete: phlegmmo: [bmj2k.files.wordpress.com image 454x328]

I came for the Joker's boner and I leave satisfied.


Who doesn't.
 
2013-12-19 06:03:00 AM  
...Aaaand the scare tactics and FUD about AD(H)D medications continue.
 
2013-12-19 06:03:27 AM  
Oh gimme a break. We're greenlighting the daily fail's scare of the day now? What's tomorrow's greenlight, shocking "proof" that vaccines really do cause autism after all?
 
2013-12-19 06:05:22 AM  
I'm on Dexies, might be time to talk to my doctor about switching. I'll ask the wife.

/it's not a bug, it's a feature
/midnight runners unite!
 
2013-12-19 06:05:27 AM  
Over in one. Last one out hit the lights.
 
2013-12-19 06:05:44 AM  
Wait, is he pulling his own boner or someone else's?
 
2013-12-19 06:06:51 AM  
...actually I must dig out that link to the daily mail oncology blog, which kept track of all the stuff the daily mail reported caused and / or cured cancer. Been ages since I've read it and it was always hilarious.
 
2013-12-19 06:18:23 AM  
Wait, I thought it was the advances from the teachers that was the leading cause of boners in kids.
 
2013-12-19 06:18:46 AM  
For those of you that don't know how priapism is treated, DON'T google it. It will freak you out.
 
2013-12-19 06:21:21 AM  
The FDA says ong-term use of the medication used to treat ADHD can cause a potentially serious medical condition called priapism

well, there's your problem.  dont use this during your ong term.

problem solved
 
2013-12-19 06:27:30 AM  

Gayzilla: For those of you that don't know how priapism is treated, DON'T google it. It will freak you out.


I'm just going to go with "blowjobs" even if it means living in ignorance. Because you're scaring me.
 
2013-12-19 06:31:36 AM  
Suddenly all the teacher/student "love affairs" make sense.
 
2013-12-19 06:34:58 AM  
Years ago the cure for an erection lasting longer than four hours was gorgor.
 
2013-12-19 06:39:01 AM  
There is no such thing as ADHD.
 
2013-12-19 06:48:40 AM  

Disgruntled Goat: There is no such thing as ADHD.


That's not true. It's just that in the recent years there has been made new advancements and now it is being replaced by ADUHD, which has much higher definition of shiny objects.
 
2013-12-19 06:49:34 AM  

Disgruntled Goat: There is no such thing as ADHD.


1/10
The "1" is for showing up.
 
2013-12-19 06:50:25 AM  

Disgruntled Goat: There is no such thing as ADHD.


My ADHD is in high definition. That's right, HDADHD.
 
2013-12-19 06:50:34 AM  
The Daily Fail strikes again.
 
2013-12-19 06:51:11 AM  

Disgruntled Goat: There is no such thing as ADHD.


Oh really?  Shall I site a few... SQUIRREL!
 
2013-12-19 06:52:19 AM  
Still better than Cold Play
 
2013-12-19 06:53:01 AM  
Dammit! Wrong thread
 
2013-12-19 06:55:05 AM  

abhorrent1: Dammit! Wrong thread


You were right, though.
 
2013-12-19 06:56:02 AM  

abhorrent1: Still better than Cold Play


abhorrent1: Dammit! Wrong thread


But you did make my boner go away.
 
2013-12-19 07:05:10 AM  
s30.postimg.org

"Pocket book"

School boy howlers"

Heh.
 
2013-12-19 07:19:34 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Years ago the cure for an erection lasting longer than four hours was gorgor.


I'm sure it still would be an effective antidote to the problem, if we could only find him.

/or some of his posts
//waaay too lazy to look
///also not interested in seeing that again
 
2013-12-19 07:26:11 AM  

phlegmmo: [bmj2k.files.wordpress.com image 454x328]


Done in one.

Its a nefarious plot!
 
2013-12-19 07:28:48 AM  
Taking drugs to induce boners when you're in your teens is overkill.
 
2013-12-19 07:30:05 AM  

ADHD Librarian: I'm on Dexies, might be time to talk to my doctor about switching. I'll ask the wife.

/it's not a bug, it's a feature
/midnight runners unite!


vyvanse here (generic name is too long to post) I've noticed it does make it a whole lot easier to get "stimulated" also
 
2013-12-19 07:33:19 AM  

EvilVanMan: Danger Avoid Death: Years ago the cure for an erection lasting longer than four hours was gorgor.

I'm sure it still would be an effective antidote to the problem, if we could only find him.

/or some of his posts
//waaay too lazy to look
///also not interested in seeing that again


shiat... My curiosity is edgeing me to look up gorgor.
 
2013-12-19 07:35:26 AM  
You know the ones effected, they are going to be the ones that are called up to the chalkboard to
diagram sentences or do long division..

 When the average age is 12..Well, everything gets you a stiffy at 12..Knot holes in fences, a light breeze,
sunlight,darkness, whatever..It would be easier to tell when you don't have wood..
 
2013-12-19 07:39:04 AM  
Apparently my parents were secretly dosing me with Ritalin when I was in school.


/that's my story and I'm stickin to it
 
2013-12-19 07:40:11 AM  

DesktopHippie: Oh gimme a break. We're greenlighting the daily fail's scare of the day now? What's tomorrow's greenlight, shocking "proof" that vaccines really do cause autism after all?


Welcome to Fark.

Just be thankful it's not Opposing Views.;

Ritalin has been overprescriped since the '70s and it's only gotten worse since then.
 
2013-12-19 07:43:14 AM  

thisispete: phlegmmo: [bmj2k.files.wordpress.com image 454x328]

I came for the Joker's boner and I leave satisfied.


Said your mom.
 
2013-12-19 07:46:31 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Years ago the cure for an erection lasting longer than four hours was gorgor.


I guffawed at that
 
2013-12-19 08:21:42 AM  

Launchpad1986: EvilVanMan: Danger Avoid Death: Years ago the cure for an erection lasting longer than four hours was gorgor.

I'm sure it still would be an effective antidote to the problem, if we could only find him.

/or some of his posts
//waaay too lazy to look
///also not interested in seeing that again

shiat... My curiosity is edgeing me to look up gorgor.


It's a trap!
 
2013-12-19 08:24:24 AM  
The Food and Drug Administration released a statement Tuesday announcing it will update its priapism, a condition that can permanently damage a patient's penis.

Wait, they're doing what now?  I've been under the impression that the FDA generarlly  aren't dicks.
 
2013-12-19 08:47:57 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gayzilla: For those of you that don't know how priapism is treated, DON'T google it. It will freak you out.

I'm just going to go with "blowjobs" even if it means living in ignorance. Because you're scaring me.


It's surprisingly difficult for boys under a certain age to obtain "blowjobs".
 
2013-12-19 08:51:39 AM  
I suffer from AD&D.
 
2013-12-19 09:02:52 AM  
I'm still trying to figure out why evolution thinks it's important for a 9 year old to have a sudden and painfully rigid hard-on for no reason whatsoever, but as a 50 year old, it takes Ciailis and a crane to make it move....
 
2013-12-19 09:10:54 AM  

Launchpad1986: EvilVanMan: Danger Avoid Death: Years ago the cure for an erection lasting longer than four hours was gorgor.

I'm sure it still would be an effective antidote to the problem, if we could only find him.

/or some of his posts
//waaay too lazy to look
///also not interested in seeing that again

shiat... My curiosity is edgeing me to look up gorgor.


Don't do it!  That which has been seen . . .
 
2013-12-19 09:30:13 AM  

SpdrJay: I'm still trying to figure out why evolution thinks it's important for a 9 year old to have a sudden and painfully rigid hard-on for no reason whatsoever, but as a 50 year old, it takes Ciailis and a crane to make it move....


I don't know why you would bring a waterfowl into this... but I respect your choice.

But on behalf of nature I'd like to inform you, that the ability to have intercourse was never intended to manifest at a politically derived age.
 
2013-12-19 09:40:06 AM  
<csb> So when I started taking Adderall at towards the end of my freshman year in highschool, I had the exact same thing happening except they weren't painful, it was basically just like I was back in sixth and seventh grade again and everything gave me one.... well, I'm 32 now and it hasn't subsided much... hopefully it tapers off some in the next few dozen years. </csb>
 
2013-12-19 10:40:39 AM  
Parents should discuss warning signs with younger boys using the stimulants, who who may be embarrassed to talk about the symptoms.

Medical help should be sought for patients on the stimulant who develop erections lasting longer than four hours.


Except those kids would already be suffering from an erection that lasted roughly 4-6 years, depending on when they hit puberty and whether or not they had premium cable. Still, I guess it's always good to encourage healthy lines of communication between parents and children on matters of health. Soon, all o'er the land, easily distracted teenage boys in tented-out pajamas will be heard to say:

"Mother, Father, I'm very sorry to wake you in the middle of the night, but I believe I require medical assistance, as my penis has been erect for quite some time now. I fear it might be the onset of priapism."
"You're a good boy for telling us. Dear, why don't you help Junior into a cold shower while I call Dr. Rothstein and tell him we'll be coming by again."
 
2013-12-19 11:03:46 AM  

Gayzilla: For those of you that don't know how priapism is treated, DON'T google it. It will freak you out.


It's not a naked picture of Rosie O'Donnell is it?
 
2013-12-19 11:06:11 AM  
It's bad enough boys have to deal with random boners after puberty so why add fuel to that fire?
 
2013-12-19 01:47:10 PM  

shirtsbyeric: Gayzilla: For those of you that don't know how priapism is treated, DON'T google it. It will freak you out.

It's not a naked picture of Rosie O'Donnell is it?


No. It is more like a combination of your grandmother, a xenomorph, and a grilled cheese sandwich.

/that's the softcore gorgor stuff
 
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