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(Fox News Insider)   After a bear mauls a girl, PETA sends a letter explaining her burden to bear   (foxnewsinsider.com) divider line 106
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2013-12-18 11:14:48 PM  
MEH
she was out hunting? armed with a gun?
and failed, right?

Nature 1, bad hunter 0
 
2013-12-18 11:19:32 PM  
Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.
 
2013-12-18 11:22:27 PM  
Some bears don't want to be victims.
 
2013-12-18 11:27:41 PM  
Alicia Woempner's Twitter quote (before deleting her account): I work at PETA saving animals from the flesh-eating zombies.

Yea she seems like a smart one.
 
2013-12-18 11:28:37 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.


Everything they do seems intentionally designed to make people hate them.

I think they really are just that clueless and that far up each other's asses.
 
2013-12-18 11:41:45 PM  
Be warned: this situation is basically making you choose between agreeing with PETA or agreeing with Gretchen Carlson. :(

/fair play to the bear, imho
 
2013-12-19 01:18:36 AM  

mamoru: Be warned: this situation is basically making you choose between agreeing with PETA or agreeing with Gretchen Carlson. :(

/fair play to the bear, imho


Team Bear.
 
2013-12-19 02:19:50 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: mamoru: Be warned: this situation is basically making you choose between agreeing with PETA or agreeing with Gretchen Carlson. :(

/fair play to the bear, imho

Team Bear.


Me three! Someone should give this bear an award.
 
2013-12-19 02:27:55 AM  
she wasn't hunting for bears
 
2013-12-19 02:30:56 AM  
also I had no idea black bears were in Pennsylvania. I thought they were mostly in the rockies and arkansas.
 
2013-12-19 02:35:01 AM  

log_jammin: also I had no idea black bears were in Pennsylvania. I thought they were mostly in the rockies and arkansas.


I had no idea black bears were in the Rockies. I'd have thought the browns et em all, poor boogers.
 
2013-12-19 04:18:01 AM  

log_jammin: also I had no idea black bears were in Pennsylvania. I thought they were mostly in the rockies and arkansas.


Wherever there are forests and outdoor dumps, they are there.
 
2013-12-19 04:19:12 AM  
"What's the bear's name?"
"Gustav"
"Gustav?"
"Gustav Mauler"
 
2013-12-19 04:25:04 AM  
The writer of the letter should bend over every time a dog wants to fark her. She should remember that dogs only act on what they need to do, and as a person, it's her duty to give the dog the sexual satisfaction it needs.
 
2013-12-19 04:25:57 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.


Truer words were never spoken, they're the Jehovah's Witnesses of the animal rights kingdom.
 
2013-12-19 04:28:24 AM  

walktoanarcade: Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.

Truer words were never spoken, they're the Jehovah's Witnesses of the animal rights kingdom.


While i'm in complete agreement with you both about that, this situation is one of PETA's stopped clock moments.

If you're going out to try and kill something, you don't get to whine when it tries to kill you right back.
 
2013-12-19 04:28:37 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.


Probably not, no. I'm reasonably certain that PETA only hurts the cause of animal welfare. Meanwhile, groups like Ducks Unlimited actually help. Or, well, at least they try. (Wetland mitigation isn't always successful.)

Nude celebrity photos and ill-planned mink emancipations do not help. Habitat conservation and restoration does. Sorry PETA, but responsible duck hunters are better than you. Mmm, duck...
 
2013-12-19 04:29:26 AM  

GreenSun: The writer of the letter should bend over every time a dog wants to fark her. She should remember that dogs only act on what they need to do, and as a person, it's her duty to give the dog the sexual satisfaction it needs.


Fark isn't your personal erotica site.

/farkisms, they never get old.
 
2013-12-19 04:30:47 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: If you're going out to try and kill something, you don't get to whine when it tries to kill you right back.


We have a winner!
 
2013-12-19 04:32:39 AM  

walktoanarcade: Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.

Truer words were never spoken, they're the Jehovah's Witnesses of the animal rights kingdom.


I think of them more akin to the Westboro Baptist Church
 
2013-12-19 04:33:45 AM  
This thread needs more People Eating Tasty Animals photos.

/i'm on my phone or I would.
//please!
 
2013-12-19 04:34:53 AM  
I thought bears liked boys? Oh. THAT kind of bear.


/the bear was just standing it's ground
 
2013-12-19 04:34:54 AM  
If it's ok for the bear to attack her, it's ok for her to attack the bear. Where's the letter telling the bear not to hunt humans?
 
2013-12-19 04:36:09 AM  
Guess who's not helping!
 
2013-12-19 04:37:49 AM  
People Engaged in Total Asshattery
 
2013-12-19 04:39:04 AM  
I suppose it's my duty to remind everyone that PETA operates an animal shelter that euthanizes most of the pets that it takes in. Assh*les indeed.
 
2013-12-19 04:39:29 AM  

namatad: she was out hunting? armed with a gun?
and failed, right?


Done in one. When you go traipsing around bear country with your high-powered weaponry, it's all part of the experience.

/PETA are still detestable...
 
2013-12-19 04:40:06 AM  
FTFA:  As terrifying as it must have been to be attacked by a bear, please consider the frightening and painful experiences that hunters set out to impose upon animals.

Uh, if the hunters are doing it right, the animal won't know it's hunted until it drops dead. No fright and very little pain. Hunting isn't a bullfight where the purpose is to entertain a crowd by torturing an animal to death. Hunting is about putting meat in the fridge.

Dumbass PETAs.
 
2013-12-19 04:41:57 AM  

wax_on: I suppose it's my duty to remind everyone that PETA operates an animal shelter that euthanizes most of the pets that it takes in. Assh*les indeed.


Also, sometimes they just throw the carcasses into other people's dumpsters instead of paying to dispose of them properly. Ethical, indeed.
 
2013-12-19 04:42:17 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: walktoanarcade: Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.

Truer words were never spoken, they're the Jehovah's Witnesses of the animal rights kingdom.

While i'm in complete agreement with you both about that, this situation is one of PETA's stopped clock moments.

If you're going out to try and kill something, you don't get to whine when it tries to kill you right back.


I see the logic, but they're being needlessly callous...like the JW's that wake me up and 6 am on a Saturday. Gah!
 
2013-12-19 04:43:11 AM  

CujoQuarrel: walktoanarcade: Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.

Truer words were never spoken, they're the Jehovah's Witnesses of the animal rights kingdom.

I think of them more akin to the Westboro Baptist Church


I stand corrected.
 
2013-12-19 04:43:48 AM  

log_jammin: she wasn't hunting for bears


Cougars?
 
2013-12-19 04:43:54 AM  
Looks like someone never watched "Man vs. Nature: The Path to Victory"
 
2013-12-19 04:43:59 AM  
Now is not the time to talk about bear maulings.
/Now is not the time to talk about pun control.
 
2013-12-19 04:51:37 AM  
The bear was just standing his ground
 
2013-12-19 04:56:17 AM  
PETA: The Westboro Baptist Church of Animal Rights

/dnrtfa
 
2013-12-19 04:56:32 AM  
Has anyone ever tested how well a Live Bear would do against a Rhinemetal 120mm Cannon?

We need to do this. FOR SCIENCE.
 
2013-12-19 04:57:05 AM  
I guess the bear just supported her right to bear arms.
So it hit her with them.

/Ba-dum TISCHHHhhhh
 
2013-12-19 04:57:59 AM  

CujoQuarrel: walktoanarcade: Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.

Truer words were never spoken, they're the Jehovah's Witnesses of the animal rights kingdom.

I think of them more akin to the Westboro Baptist Church


dammit
*shakes fist*
 
2013-12-19 04:59:27 AM  

Hawnkee: log_jammin: she wasn't hunting for bears

Cougars?


she was only 18. too young to be a cougar.
 
2013-12-19 05:00:25 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: walktoanarcade: Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.

Truer words were never spoken, they're the Jehovah's Witnesses of the animal rights kingdom.

While i'm in complete agreement with you both about that, this situation is one of PETA's stopped clock moments.

If you're going out to try and kill something, you don't get to whine when it tries to kill you right back.


Whining or not, PETA's letter was pants on head retarded. I would like to see how they react to a bear attack.
 
2013-12-19 05:07:33 AM  
I like it when fark gets all bootstrappy and judgmental like this.


Fark: "teenage girl gets mauled by a farking bear? fark you, you biatch! stop whining! you was going to kill a turkey/deer/rabbit!"

mauled girl "...I wasn't whining.."

Fark: "WE SAID FARK YOU!!!"
 
2013-12-19 05:11:13 AM  
For once, and I swear Satan is skating to work this very minute throwing snowballs at all the lesser demons, I kind of agree with PETA. The timing is absolutely perfect too.

But then I don't really agree with hunting for sport. For eating, fine, animals are tasty. But hunting for sport just seems a bit dickish.
 
2013-12-19 05:25:21 AM  

King Keepo: But hunting for sport just seems a bit dickish.


I like to look at it this way: If some people like to kill, then it's better that they kill animals rather than kill fellow humans.

/Live and let die, don't shoot me in the eye
 
2013-12-19 05:28:35 AM  
FTA "causing injuries so severe that she almost lost her ear"

Those injuries don't sound very severe. Evander Holyfield had worse.
 
2013-12-19 05:29:29 AM  
I doubt the letter will find an audience.  I mostly agree with the sentiment though.

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2013-12-19 05:34:15 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Is there anyone who is not a member of PETA who doesn't think PETA are unmitigated assholes?  Honestly - I have never seen them act like anything other than absolute f*ckwits.


sure.... but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

she went out to fight nature.... nature fought back

I have no problem with this letter
 
2013-12-19 05:39:23 AM  
Uncle Tractor:
Uh, if the hunters are doing it right, the animal won't know it's hunted until it drops dead. No fright and very little pain.


I think you're confusing this teenage girl with a navy seal sniper
 
2013-12-19 05:39:42 AM  

sjcousins: FTA "causing injuries so severe that she almost lost her ear"

Those injuries don't sound very severe. Evander Holyfield had worse.


So did Van Gogh.
 
2013-12-19 05:48:23 AM  
Some days you get the bear....

And some days you get a letter from PETA....
 
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