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2013-12-18 10:32:10 PM  
Van Damme didn't need CGI to do his epic split
 
2013-12-18 11:31:26 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Van Damme didn't need CGI to do his epic split


Could you tell by the pixels?
 
2013-12-18 11:53:32 PM  
Woulda been better if the planes were flying backwards.
 
2013-12-18 11:56:29 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Van Damme didn't need CGI to do his epic split


Technically, he did to erase the safety harness.

Who the fark was narrating that?  I think it was a Holiday card from someone who knew Chuck Norris.
 
2013-12-19 12:02:58 AM  

Lsherm: Bathia_Mapes: Van Damme didn't need CGI to do his epic split

Technically, he did to erase the safety harness.

Who the fark was narrating that?  I think it was a Holiday card from someone who knew Chuck Norris.


It's from a Hungarian company callled Delov Digital.
 
2013-12-19 12:03:32 AM  

Warchild: Bathia_Mapes: Van Damme didn't need CGI to do his epic split

Could you tell by the pixels?


Heh!

Yes
 
2013-12-19 12:20:13 AM  
Win.
 
2013-12-19 12:36:25 AM  
meh, would have been better if they said we have Chuck, he doesn't need to do the spits.
 
2013-12-19 01:33:44 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Van Damme didn't need CGI to do his epic split


LIES!  Chuck Norris not only didn't need CGI, he fathered the entire team of halo jumpers, and piloted both planes himself.
 
2013-12-19 01:38:38 AM  

Lsherm: Bathia_Mapes: Van Damme didn't need CGI to do his epic split

Technically, he did to erase the safety harness.

Who the fark was narrating that?  I think it was a Holiday card from someone who knew Chuck Norris.


Some Hungarian guy doing a Werner Herzog impression?
 
2013-12-19 01:50:31 AM  
That's impossible. No 2 C-5s have ever been in the air at the same time.
 
2013-12-19 02:17:13 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's impossible. No 2 C-5s have ever been in the air at the same time.


Really, you only need one:

On 24 October 1974, the Space and Missile Systems Organization successfully conducted an Air Mobile Feasibility Test where a C-5A Galaxy aircraft air dropped an 86,000 lb Minuteman ICBM from 20,000 ft over the Pacific Ocean. The missile descended to 8,000 ft before its rocket engine fired. The 10-second engine burn carried the missile to 20,000 ft again before it dropped into the ocean. The test proved the feasibility of launching an intercontinental ballistic missile from the air. Operational deployment was discarded due to engineering and security difficulties, though the capability was used as a negotiating point in the Strategic Arms Limitation Talks.[56][57] Airframe "Zero-One-Four" used in the test has been retired to the Air Mobility Command Museum at Dover Air Force Base.[58]
 
2013-12-19 02:17:50 AM  
 
2013-12-19 02:36:14 AM  
Just when I thought I may never hear Chuck Norris' name ever again.
 
2013-12-19 02:42:01 AM  

lewismarktwo: Just when I thought I may never hear Chuck Norris' name ever again.


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/amen
 
2013-12-19 02:53:43 AM  
You lost me at Chuck
 
2013-12-19 03:07:46 AM  
A thousand years of groin pulls
 
2013-12-19 03:09:50 AM  
That's some really bad plastic surgery.
 
2013-12-19 03:47:35 AM  
Definitely cgi... The guys on top of Chuck Norris had to be added after the shoot.
 
2013-12-19 03:48:53 AM  

bluorangefyre: Bathia_Mapes: Van Damme didn't need CGI to do his epic split

LIES!  Chuck Norris not only didn't need CGI, he fathered the entire team of halo jumpers, and piloted both planes himself.


And kept his hat screwed on.
 
2013-12-19 04:37:57 AM  
There were no pilots in those planes. And the paratrooper squad, they were all dead.
 
2013-12-19 04:45:23 AM  
Can't we be over chuck norris yet? I know I am.
 
2013-12-19 05:31:20 AM  
I kinda thought the narrator sounded a bit like Van Damme, which would have been funny, but I guess they didn't think it through and it was just a Hungarian accent?

Either way, it was kind of amusing.  Now I've got Enya stuck in my head though.
 
2013-12-19 07:31:15 AM  
 
2013-12-19 07:50:01 AM  
Why isn't Chuck an Avenger?? What a great line for Robert Downey Jr. :

Loki : I have an Army.

RD jr. : We have a Hulk.....and Chuck.
 
2013-12-19 07:59:47 AM  
Ok, that was awesome.
 
2013-12-19 08:25:21 AM  
lol that was pretty nice.
 
2013-12-19 08:29:23 AM  
Is that a spray on beard?
 
2013-12-19 08:36:39 AM  
Chuck Norris seems to be doing well in this 1000 years of darkness...


/he's a nutbag
 
2013-12-19 09:05:00 AM  
Chuck doesn't do a split on the C-5s. He pushes them apart.
 
2013-12-19 09:05:39 AM  
Ahh come on, no one noticed the headline was almost the same? You guys are slacking. Modmins are you playing a trick on me and deleting posts about the headline?

Also i heard that the planes were going backwards.
 
2013-12-19 09:20:00 AM  
F*!k Chuck Norris !
 
2013-12-19 09:57:49 AM  
DeltaPunch:

[www.barnorama.com image 510x634]

/amen


Damn straight.
 
2013-12-19 11:02:16 AM  
How it was done is irrelevant.

Copying someone else's good idea is lame.
 
2013-12-19 12:26:02 PM  

DeltaPunch: lewismarktwo: Just when I thought I may never hear Chuck Norris' name ever again.

[www.barnorama.com image 510x634]

/amen


And dead.
 
2013-12-19 12:26:41 PM  
No offense to Mr. Lee!!!

/What I hear something.
/Thud.
 
2013-12-19 01:05:34 PM  
Like any Norris stunt...FAKE.
 
2013-12-19 01:34:35 PM  

wax_on: Can't we be over chuck norris yet? I know I am.


I bet you're fun at parties.

everyone: "hey, let's play Cards Against Humanity!"

You: "no, that game is so played out. Can't we be over it? I know I am. I'm not offering a replacement for your entertainment, just stating that I'm over it"
 
2013-12-19 01:34:40 PM  

Hebjamn: How it was done is irrelevant.

Copying someone else's good idea is lame.


Welcome to earf.
 
2013-12-19 02:20:20 PM  

somemoron: Now I've got Enya stuck in my head though.


Oh crap that was Enya? Now I'm going to have to jab an ice pick into my eardrums.
 
2013-12-19 02:21:16 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Van Damme didn't need CGI to do his epic split


Wait, are you suggesting that that was fake? I hate skeptical people like you! You ruin it for eveyrone!

*giggle*
 
2013-12-19 02:21:51 PM  
er, everyone.
 
2013-12-19 02:36:44 PM  
CGI Chuck Norris needs to be an easter egg for the next GTA game.
 
2013-12-19 02:41:49 PM  
AUTHENTIC
 
2013-12-19 02:52:15 PM  

Klippoklondike: AUTHENTIC


That's what I say! No pixels, must be real!
 
2013-12-19 03:41:03 PM  

vudukungfu: Like any Norris stunt...FAKE.


NO WAY!!!!
 
2013-12-19 03:55:04 PM  
Lots of bunched up panties in this thread. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery -- just enjoy the damn video.
 
2013-12-19 04:33:28 PM  
Yeah, let's continue to celebrate the crazy homophobe.
 
2013-12-19 04:33:31 PM  

cretinbob: You lost me at Chuck


Are you ever gonna de-sand that pussy, CB?
 
2013-12-19 04:35:22 PM  

jankyboy: Lots of bunched up panties in this thread. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery -- just enjoy the damn video.


Indeed, I am shocked at the number of folks that act like we watered down their whiskey (I know ... welcome to Fark)

But this got me to laugh, and that is all that counts
 
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