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2013-12-18 07:56:48 PM  
I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.
 
2013-12-18 07:58:40 PM  
The Elevators at Lindberg City Center are horrible. You can smell them from about 10ft away.
 
2013-12-18 07:59:19 PM  
why do they hate our freedoms?
 
2013-12-18 08:00:45 PM  

freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.


They have this marvelous invention called a plastic bottle. They even have wide-mouth ones, for female train operators.

More on topic, good! I hope everyone disgusting enough to piss in a public area like that instead of going to the bathroom like a civilized person is charged with indecent exposure.
 
2013-12-18 08:01:00 PM  
Good.  They should install flame throwers in there, too, and wire them up to the alarms.

Nothing pisses (ha!) me off more than people that shiat and piss in public spaces*.  Farkin' barbarians aught to be euthanized.


* Undeveloped areas not included.
 
2013-12-18 08:02:09 PM  
Good ol' MARTA. Moving Armed Robbers Through Atlanta. There's another one, but I can't remember what it is.
 
2013-12-18 08:02:26 PM  
So many dumb ways to die
 
2013-12-18 08:03:08 PM  
Still...an improvement over pissed on people.
 
2013-12-18 08:04:27 PM  

Vector R: freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.

They have this marvelous invention called a plastic bottle. They even have wide-mouth ones, for female train operators.

More on topic, good! I hope everyone disgusting enough to piss in a public area like that instead of going to the bathroom like a civilized person is charged with indecent exposure.


The womens arent the only ones that need wide mouth the end of my cawk is too thick for a regular narrow mouth bottle even when fully flaccid.
 
2013-12-18 08:05:11 PM  

freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.


FTFA: "This week, they also reopened restrooms at four stations, so they hope that will help with the problem"

Sounds like they had no place to go in the stations either. I would think opening restrooms would be the first step rather than high-tech elevator piss sensors.
 
2013-12-18 08:07:07 PM  

HairBolus: freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.

FTFA: "This week, they also reopened restrooms at four stations, so they hope that will help with the problem"

Sounds like they had no place to go in the stations either. I would think opening restrooms would be the first step rather than high-tech elevator piss sensors.


And that's why you're probably not working at MARTA.
 
2013-12-18 08:15:27 PM  

HairBolus: freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.

FTFA: "This week, they also reopened restrooms at four stations, so they hope that will help with the problem"

Sounds like they had no place to go in the stations either. I would think opening restrooms would be the first step rather than high-tech elevator piss sensors.


I thought this same thing. If they didn't have bathrooms to use, the elevator is the next logical place.
 
2013-12-18 08:16:24 PM  

Oldiron_79: Vector R: freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.

They have this marvelous invention called a plastic bottle. They even have wide-mouth ones, for female train operators.

More on topic, good! I hope everyone disgusting enough to piss in a public area like that instead of going to the bathroom like a civilized person is charged with indecent exposure.

The womens arent the only ones that need wide mouth the end of my cawk is too thick for a regular narrow mouth bottle even when fully flaccid.


If you try to cram your dick into the bottle you are an idiot, that's how you end up in the ER.
 
2013-12-18 08:17:33 PM  
I can still poop on the escalator right?
 
2013-12-18 08:19:25 PM  

UsikFark: Oldiron_79: Vector R: freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.

They have this marvelous invention called a plastic bottle. They even have wide-mouth ones, for female train operators.

More on topic, good! I hope everyone disgusting enough to piss in a public area like that instead of going to the bathroom like a civilized person is charged with indecent exposure.

The womens arent the only ones that need wide mouth the end of my cawk is too thick for a regular narrow mouth bottle even when fully flaccid.

If you try to cram your dick into the bottle you are an idiot, that's how you end up in the ER.


You don't have to stick the whole gotdamned thing in the bottle. you're not trying to fark it.
 
2013-12-18 08:21:34 PM  
Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on... unless you're into that sort of thing. Right Subby?
 
2013-12-18 08:21:58 PM  

HairBolus: freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.

FTFA: "This week, they also reopened restrooms at four stations, so they hope that will help with the problem"

Sounds like they had no place to go in the stations either. I would think opening restrooms would be the first step rather than high-tech elevator piss sensors.


yeah you have to wonder what great cost saving idea that was.
 
2013-12-18 08:22:17 PM  
FTFA: "It's a urine detection device, called UDD. If a person relieves her or himself , the sensors sound the alarm and the MARTA police will be there in seconds to catch the offender in the act."

Wow. I wish the real cops were that good.

/Piss Alert! Code Yellow to the elevators!
 
2013-12-18 08:22:25 PM  
Wouldn't replacing the floors of the elevators with grating instead of solid panels be cheaper and easier? Plus if someone poops in there, they can just heel it down like in the shower at the Y.
 
2013-12-18 08:23:21 PM  

wichitaleaf: You don't have to stick the whole gotdamned thing in the bottle. you're not trying to fark it.


Aren't you? I mean, really. Aren't you?
 
2013-12-18 08:24:35 PM  

wichitaleaf: UsikFark: Oldiron_79: Vector R: freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.

They have this marvelous invention called a plastic bottle. They even have wide-mouth ones, for female train operators.

More on topic, good! I hope everyone disgusting enough to piss in a public area like that instead of going to the bathroom like a civilized person is charged with indecent exposure.

The womens arent the only ones that need wide mouth the end of my cawk is too thick for a regular narrow mouth bottle even when fully flaccid.

If you try to cram your dick into the bottle you are an idiot, that's how you end up in the ER.

You don't have to stick the whole gotdamned thing in the bottle. you're not trying to fark it.


That's what I'm trying to say! Unless you've had the tip modified like a garden sprinkler you should be able to get the stream into the bottle without blocking the mouth. Creating any type of seal would be ill-advised.
 
2013-12-18 08:26:51 PM  

Chevello: Wouldn't replacing the floors of the elevators with grating instead of solid panels be cheaper and easier? Plus if someone poops in there, they can just heel it down like in the shower at the Y.


Or even better, they could replace the floors with trap doors that are wired directly to the sensors. Then put industrial wood-chippers in the bottom of the shafts.
 
2013-12-18 08:30:44 PM  
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Pic relevant.
 
2013-12-18 08:34:08 PM  

Chevello: Wouldn't replacing the floors of the elevators with grating instead of solid panels be cheaper and easier? Plus if someone poops in there, they can just heel it down like in the shower at the Y.


For the gross factor, I'm going with no.  For the fear factor of those afraid of heights, make it happen.
 
2013-12-18 08:41:19 PM  

Rent Party: Good.  They should install flame throwers in there, too, and wire them up to the alarms.

Nothing pisses (ha!) me off more than people that shiat and piss in public spaces*.  Farkin' barbarians aught to be euthanized.


* Undeveloped areas not included.


I agree with the idea of executing the offenders, but roasting them in the elevator might not be the best idea.  Think of the smell caused by 200 pounds of meat  marinated in urine and shiat being roasted.  Have the sensors lock the door until the cops get there.  Then take out the scum and shoot it.  Put a sign in the elevator that tells how many people have been shot so far this year for taking a leak in the elevator.  This policy might not stop people from leaking in the elevator, but would stop repeat offenders.

Of course if this were done, the national organization for the right to urinate in elevators would file a lawsuit in an attempt to stop it.
 
2013-12-18 08:47:14 PM  

PaLarkin: Rent Party: Good.  They should install flame throwers in there, too, and wire them up to the alarms.

Nothing pisses (ha!) me off more than people that shiat and piss in public spaces*.  Farkin' barbarians aught to be euthanized.


* Undeveloped areas not included.

I agree with the idea of executing the offenders, but roasting them in the elevator might not be the best idea.  Think of the smell caused by 200 pounds of meat  marinated in urine and shiat being roasted.  Have the sensors lock the door until the cops get there.  Then take out the scum and shoot it.  Put a sign in the elevator that tells how many people have been shot so far this year for taking a leak in the elevator.  This policy might not stop people from leaking in the elevator, but would stop repeat offenders.

Of course if this were done, the national organization for the right to urinate in elevators would file a lawsuit in an attempt to stop it.


Don't people get electrocuted peeing on subway rails? Couldn't they rig something up in elevators to do the same thing?
 
2013-12-18 08:52:54 PM  
Saw "pissed" and "Atlanta", and knew exactly where this thread was going.

Several years ago they closed all of the restrooms in the stations except for Five Points, Lindbergh, and a few other edge stops. It's no wonder you have people pissing in the corners like un-housebroken puppies. All I can think of is how that $10k could be spent to actually reopen the restrooms so people can properly take care of business. It's why I stopped taking MARTA to the airport, instead of waiting for the constantly-single-tracked train to make it from Doraville before my bladder explodes.

/still no solution for panhandlers on the trains or in the stations
 
2013-12-18 08:58:52 PM  
I was expecting this to be a link explaining how General Sherman rose from the grave today
 
2013-12-18 08:59:23 PM  

Government Fromage: Don't people get electrocuted peeing on subway rails? Couldn't they rig something up in elevators to do the same thing?


I believe the myth busters tested this and determined that the stream wasn't solid enough to pass a solid current through the body, unfortunately.
 
2013-12-18 09:02:28 PM  
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Honestly, who pisses in an elevator?
 
2013-12-18 09:07:19 PM  

umad: Chevello: Wouldn't replacing the floors of the elevators with grating instead of solid panels be cheaper and easier? Plus if someone poops in there, they can just heel it down like in the shower at the Y.

Or even better, they could replace the floors with trap doors that are wired directly to the sensors. Then put industrial wood-chippers in the bottom of the shafts.


I was thinking trap doors would be cool, but I've been in an elevator when someone just couldn't wait. No reason I should be chipped up with them.
 
2013-12-18 09:11:33 PM  

ImRonBurgundy: Good ol' MARTA. Moving Armed Robbers Through Atlanta. There's another one, but I can't remember what it is.


As in:
Moving
Africans
Rapidly
Through
Atlanta?

Sure ya don't...

Really If you don't know that one then you are missing a fundamental staple of southern humour.
 
2013-12-18 09:11:47 PM  
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2013-12-18 09:42:02 PM  

EvaDewer: FTFA: "It's a urine detection device, called UDD. If a person relieves her or himself , the sensors sound the alarm and the MARTA police will be there in seconds to catch the offender in the act."

Wow. I wish the real cops were that good.

/Piss Alert! Code Yellow to the elevators!



Yeah, I thought this. ANY cop in Atlanta in under four seconds??? LARF.
 
2013-12-18 10:25:18 PM  
I wish BART would do that...... the elevators are disgusting.
Oh and all the BART bathrooms are closed "due to heightened security". You know from 9/11. 2001
 
2013-12-18 11:03:47 PM  
"That's about to change with first-of-its-kind technology which catches "offenders" literally -- with their pants down."

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2013-12-18 11:25:55 PM  

kidsizedcoffin: Government Fromage: Don't people get electrocuted peeing on subway rails? Couldn't they rig something up in elevators to do the same thing?

I believe the myth busters tested this and determined that the stream wasn't solid enough to pass a solid current through the body, unfortunately.


I had a friend who pissed on an electric fence. Once.
 
2013-12-19 12:07:37 AM  
Pick your poison. Either take an escalator or stairs at Peachtree Center of several hundred feet, or take the elevator.
I take the elevator and have never encountered piss smell or puddles.
 
2013-12-19 12:59:37 AM  

saturn badger: kidsizedcoffin: Government Fromage: Don't people get electrocuted peeing on subway rails? Couldn't they rig something up in elevators to do the same thing?

I believe the myth busters tested this and determined that the stream wasn't solid enough to pass a solid current through the body, unfortunately.

I had a friend who pissed on an electric fence. Once.


Do I know you?
 
2013-12-19 01:25:10 AM  

ImRonBurgundy: Good ol' MARTA. Moving Armed Robbers Through Atlanta. There's another one, but I can't remember what it is.


Heh

yes you do
 
2013-12-19 01:27:48 AM  
They are called Falcons fans, subby.
 
2013-12-19 02:19:20 AM  

camarugala: ImRonBurgundy: Good ol' MARTA. Moving Armed Robbers Through Atlanta. There's another one, but I can't remember what it is.

As in:
Moving
Africans
Rapidly
Through
Atlanta?

Sure ya don't...

Really If you don't know that one then you are missing a fundamental staple of southern humour.


The sheriff was near
 
2013-12-19 02:37:02 AM  

no clever name here just move along: I wish BART would do that...... the elevators are disgusting.
Oh and all the BART bathrooms are closed "due to heightened security". You know from 9/11. 2001


But only at the busy downtown stations right next to bars and mass quantities of homeless beggars.

We need to adopt those open air pissers they have in Europe here.
 
2013-12-19 02:39:36 AM  
Atlanta, where even the piss is called Coke.
 
2013-12-19 04:23:52 AM  

HairBolus: freetomato: I had a friend who worked for MARTA as a mechanic. The train drivers piss in the trains. Nowhere else to go.

FTFA: "This week, they also reopened restrooms at four stations, so they hope that will help with the problem"

Sounds like they had no place to go in the stations either. I would think opening restrooms would be the first step rather than high-tech elevator piss sensors.


Exactly what I was thinking. The only reason I could think they closed them was due to a homeless or junkie ODing issue.
 
2013-12-19 07:01:00 AM  
There's an R Kelly peeing on Marta joke to be made here but I'm still groggy
 
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