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(Fox News Insider)   I hate religion and I hate Christmas and I hate your house and I hate your decorations and they're tacky and kitsch and I hate your flagrant display of your beliefs all up in my grill. Love, anonymous   (foxnewsinsider.com) divider line 133
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2013-12-18 05:34:58 PM
Article is worthless without picture of tacky and kitschy lights display.
 
2013-12-18 05:37:39 PM
It's one thing to complain about a Christmas display at the court house or something, but it takes a special kind of stupid to complain that someone's Christmas lights are an imposition.
 
2013-12-18 05:37:57 PM
4chan going for the lulz again, or  War On Christmas veteran manufacturing a crisis?
 
2013-12-18 05:38:37 PM

Nabb1: It's one thing to complain about a Christmas display at the court house or something, but it takes a special kind of stupid to complain that someone's Christmas lights are an imposition.


Religious imposition, that is. They may indeed offend taste, sensibility, and in the case of Al Copeland, declared a hazard to low flying aircraft by the FAA.
 
2013-12-18 05:41:39 PM
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2013-12-18 05:42:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 564x375]


More than anything has ever been fake before.
 
2013-12-18 05:45:20 PM
Smells like bullshiat.

The Hunter family has been putting out the lights and decorations for three decades, a tradition started by Kristen and Kelly Hunter's father, who died two years ago.

I mean, really, look. They're claiming they invented putting up lights and decorations.
 
2013-12-18 05:45:45 PM
Hey man.  Nothing expresses your love for the Lord and Savior than a sunglass-wearing, camouflaged Santa in an inflatable helicopter.
 
2013-12-18 05:54:22 PM

lockers: scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 564x375]

More than anything has ever been fake before.


It's the fakiest fake that ever faked.
 
2013-12-18 05:56:07 PM
img585.imageshack.us


Such a fark story.  One guy writes a letter to a neighbor.  NATIONAL farkING NEWS!
 
2013-12-18 05:58:07 PM
Fake, or a neighbor is sick of the traffic & parking issues.
 
2013-12-18 06:02:46 PM

lockers: scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 564x375]

More than anything has ever been fake before.


Because people are never assholes like that.
 
2013-12-18 06:05:46 PM
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2013-12-18 06:09:36 PM

Sensei Can You See: lockers: scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 564x375]

More than anything has ever been fake before.

Because people are never assholes like that.


And people never make up shiat for attention?
 
2013-12-18 06:38:05 PM
I'm not sure if it's my intuition or those nasty ladies vaginas, but something smells fishy.
 
2013-12-18 06:57:56 PM
What does Christmas have to do with Taylor Kitsch?

*puts on reading glasses*

/never mind
 
IP
2013-12-18 07:06:06 PM
www.gsmnation.com
 
2013-12-18 07:13:10 PM
Lesbian waitress all over again
 
2013-12-18 07:14:57 PM
Well, someone's getting a lump of coal in their stocking this year.
 
2013-12-18 07:15:43 PM
FTFA:"...they're planning to respond by inviting supportive neighbors to sing Christmas carols outside"

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2013-12-18 07:16:03 PM
I'm not religious but my yard is lit up like the Fourth of July.

Sue me.
 
2013-12-18 07:16:49 PM
I don't have to believe in god(s) to think the lights are pretty.
 
2013-12-18 07:18:30 PM
a57.foxnews.com

These two drove to the studio in a Subaru Forester.
 
Ant
2013-12-18 07:18:43 PM
Hello? Hey there, atheist here.

Before this gets too carried away with anti-atheist biatching, I just wanna say that I love your gaudy Christmas displays, and I hope you continue to make them even more spectacular. I really like fully wrapped trees, so you should do more of those.

-Thanks
 
2013-12-18 07:19:16 PM

Nabb1: It's one thing to complain about a Christmas display at the court house or something, but it takes a special kind of stupid to complain that someone's Christmas lights are an imposition.


No shiat.

I can just barely see a convoluted argument if the utility is publicly owned, receives tax dollars, and they are funding some of the display but subsidizing his electric bill, but it's such a stretch that I just want to say to someone trying to make it "You're not helping".

And I say this as an atheist that has a tree, with presents, and a very modest number of lights up (2 strands on the porch), because dammit, traditions evolve.

If I know Jews that eat pork and Catholics that use birth control, I can put up lights for the solstice goddammit.
 
2013-12-18 07:20:42 PM

Nabb1: It's one thing to complain about a Christmas display at the court house or something, but it takes a special kind of stupid to complain that someone's Christmas lights are an imposition.


You actually think any of this is real?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-18 07:20:58 PM
Article is worthless without picture of tacky and kitschy lights display.

I saw nothing religious or Christian in it, if that's what you were wondering about.
 
2013-12-18 07:24:05 PM

Ant: Hello? Hey there, atheist here.

Before this gets too carried away with anti-atheist biatching, I just wanna say that I love your gaudy Christmas displays, and I hope you continue to make them even more spectacular. I really like fully wrapped trees, so you should do more of those.

-Thanks


Those have gotten big here lately. I like seeing the entire trunk and lower branches of the massive oaks and palms all wrapped up.
 
2013-12-18 07:24:23 PM

ZAZ: Article is worthless without picture of tacky and kitschy lights display.

I saw nothing religious or Christian in it, if that's what you were wondering about.


It *is* tacky and kitschy, but that isn't a reason to write a fake letter complaining about it.

/it's fox trying to trot out the "war on xmas" meme
 
2013-12-18 07:24:32 PM
Christmas lights are all tacky and gaudy. That's the whole point!
News at 11.
 
2013-12-18 07:24:36 PM
This story is faker than the knockout game!
 
2013-12-18 07:26:41 PM
Meh.
I'm not religious and don't care for Christmas. Only because of the mayhem of it all. I do love me some Christmas lights though. If it's not over-done.
 
2013-12-18 07:27:01 PM
Typed letter of protest from a "neighbor."  Why do I have the feeling the Hunters wrote the letter and sent it to themselves?  Or, am I just a curmudgeonly cynic who's reached the red zone on my War On Christmas Rageometer?
 
Ant
2013-12-18 07:27:22 PM
The note writers:
3putt.files.wordpress.com
Why's the carpet all wet, Todd?
 
2013-12-18 07:28:06 PM

HawgWild: lockers: scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 564x375]

More than anything has ever been fake before.

It's the fakiest fake that ever faked.


As fake as fake can be, I must say.
 
2013-12-18 07:28:27 PM
Probably not fake.  In my experience, this is par for the course when it comes to militant atheists.  They hate farking everything, not just religion.
 
2013-12-18 07:28:38 PM

badhatharry: This story is faker than the knockout game!


Wait, that's fake? Because a cousin of a friend of my wife's coworker knows a guy that happened to!

/csb
 
2013-12-18 07:29:17 PM
Earlier: "Hey the donation box we set up for visitors is a little empty, how can we drum up a mass of angry people who'll give us money?"
 
2013-12-18 07:29:20 PM
Alleged letter:

www.theblaze.com
 
Ant
2013-12-18 07:29:53 PM

CruJones: Ant: Hello? Hey there, atheist here.

Before this gets too carried away with anti-atheist biatching, I just wanna say that I love your gaudy Christmas displays, and I hope you continue to make them even more spectacular. I really like fully wrapped trees, so you should do more of those.

-Thanks

Those have gotten big here lately. I like seeing the entire trunk and lower branches of the massive oaks and palms all wrapped up.


I especially like it when they hang the giant globes of lights from the branches.
 
2013-12-18 07:30:24 PM

badhatharry: This story is faker than the knockout game!


Yes, but how fake is it compared to rainbow parties?
 
2013-12-18 07:30:26 PM

HawgWild: lockers: scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 564x375]

More than anything has ever been fake before.

It's the fakiest fake that ever faked.


Totes McGoats. It's cray cray fake.
 
2013-12-18 07:30:29 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-18 07:30:32 PM

Sensei Can You See: lockers: scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 564x375]

More than anything has ever been fake before.

Because people are never assholes like that.


If they've been doing it for three decades why would someone start complaining now? Unless they have a new neighbor, and then it should be pretty easy to figure out who the letter was from.
 
2013-12-18 07:31:48 PM
My two sisters at once fantasy just crashed.
 
2013-12-18 07:32:03 PM
I'm sure that every single person who jumped on the religious people not tipping stories and claimed they were fake are going to assume the same here and all the people who ranted and raved about how shiatty religious people who don't tip are will be standing up for this unfortunate family.
 
2013-12-18 07:33:03 PM
I, for one, enjoy "tacky" and over the top displays of Christmas lights.

Thankfully for me, a lady puts a list up on her website every year of such houses in my area...which I shall shamelessly share the link to below :) (not my site btw, in case anyone planned on saying that!)

Any Northern VA (and even Maryland people close by) have a lot to choose from. Some houses have the lights synced with music.


http://www.fairfaxchristmaslights.com

/my apologies for not making link clickable, I'm on mobile
//Collingwood Rd in Alexandria is impressive. Lights synced with music. They were featured on some TLC show some years back for over-the-top xmas displays
///end threadjack and slashies
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-12-18 07:34:07 PM
 
2013-12-18 07:34:26 PM

fusillade762: Sensei Can You See: lockers: scottydoesntknow: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 564x375]

More than anything has ever been fake before.

Because people are never assholes like that.

If they've been doing it for three decades why would someone start complaining now? Unless they have a new neighbor, and then it should be pretty easy to figure out who the letter was from.


The letter in ArcadianRefugee's  post seems to suggest that they have been putting up with the decor for a while but couldn't hold it in any longer.
 
2013-12-18 07:35:00 PM

Pumpernickel bread: Probably not fake.  In my experience, this is par for the course when it comes to militant atheists.  They hate farking everything, not just religion.


Not really (in my experience). They'll jump all over public (i.e., on public property) displays, and relish opportunities to tell you how stupid you are for believing in fairy tales, and they'll make fun of people with religious displays on their property, but I have never met any who would tell you not to put up such displays.

Also

img.fark.net

Santa Claus, nutcracker soldiers, and snowmen are not religious iconography. Well, Santa, maybe, but not that Santa anyway.
 
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