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(NYPost)   440-lb virgin has sex for the first time with his 110-lb girlfriend. With predictable results   (nypost.com) divider line 138
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2013-12-18 05:03:03 PM
The best three seconds of his life.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-18 05:10:31 PM
There was a small Asian girl on my floor in college. She had a loft bed. She got a boyfriend. Her loft bed collapsed.

This was before you could plant a wireless camera in every girl's dorm room so I never learned the details.
 
2013-12-18 05:16:26 PM
They probably should have held off on that Rusty Trombone maneuver until the dude dropped a few pounds...
 
2013-12-18 05:20:51 PM
That actress is far to attractive to represent what the real woman looks like.
 
2013-12-18 05:26:00 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-18 05:31:23 PM

lockers: That actress is far to attractive to represent what the real woman looks like.


I think I found her on Facebook. Found a Jennifer Gerakaris that lives in NY and friends with a Gregg Cas.

If you type www.facebook.com(slash)[herfirstname].[herlastname] it should come up (not linking because I don't want comment to get deleted).

If that's her, she's not as attractive as the actress, but I wouldn't kick her out of the bed into a wall either (especially if I weighed 440lbs.)
 
2013-12-18 05:32:30 PM
FTA:  "Why'd you stop?"

Oh holy hell, I can't stop laughing. Well played!

/sex was so good, he drove me through the wall. . .
 
2013-12-18 05:53:38 PM

scottydoesntknow: lockers: That actress is far to attractive to represent what the real woman looks like.

I think I found her on Facebook. Found a Jennifer Gerakaris that lives in NY and friends with a Gregg Cas.

If you type www.facebook.com(slash)[herfirstname].[herlastname] it should come up (not linking because I don't want comment to get deleted).

If that's her, she's not as attractive as the actress, but I wouldn't kick her out of the bed into a wall either (especially if I weighed 440lbs.)


Hmm... she is plain, but yeah. So I got to wonder what it was that attracted her to a morbidly obese guy.
 
2013-12-18 05:54:37 PM
Did you say series?
 
2013-12-18 05:54:59 PM
Yeah right. Like I'm supposed to believe a 440-lb dude is a virgin?
 
2013-12-18 06:03:49 PM
Gawd.
 
2013-12-18 06:52:28 PM
Get Some!
 
2013-12-18 06:53:35 PM
Is she a reverse chubby-chaser?
 
2013-12-18 06:53:54 PM
Yeah, like her parents aren't going to know NOW.


"...of course, our friends know the story," Gerakaris says. "It's a story we always tell over drinks."
"But our families? No, they don't know," Gerakaris says with a laugh.
"My parents didn't even know about the wall. I had Gregg fix it and thank God I still had matching paint."
The pair is just hoping their parents don't happen to tune in next week."
 
2013-12-18 06:54:04 PM
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-12-18 06:54:45 PM
Steve Carell is going to have to pack on some serious pounds for this role.
 
2013-12-18 06:56:10 PM
So basically this is an ad for this show.
 
2013-12-18 06:58:52 PM
Banged her through the friggin' wall.  Internet high-five, dude.
 
2013-12-18 06:59:20 PM
Hmm ...

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-18 07:00:11 PM

jigger: So basically this is an ad for this show.


yep
 
2013-12-18 07:00:48 PM
This is awesome but they just might make it! They're both funny as hell!
Now make this guy 40 and see if it still works...
 
2013-12-18 07:00:57 PM

fusillade762: Steve Carell is going to have to pack on some serious pounds for this role.


Why, there's a perfectly good Seth Rogan to play an awkward young overweight guy trying to get with a too good for him looking girl.  Or that other guy, you know the one, he's got like curly hair and isn't really that funny but keeps getting movie gigs because he's friends with the rest of them?
 
2013-12-18 07:01:21 PM
LAUGHTER OL what you might not have the knowledge of me is that the roommate of me is the bigger person who does not engage in much of the sexings but there was the time when she met the boy on the bus and he was quite the little fellow I do not mean necessarily the penis of he but probably did not have the larger of these it was just not something which I had the visionaries of because listen I can get the boys any time and if this individual was the person who was willing for engaging in the sexings of the roommate of me then I think it is quite the obvious thing that I am very much out of the league of Chucky Chubby Chaser which is the term upon which is used to designate the individual who enjoys sexings the bigger person.

So it was then that the roommate of me pulled this fellow on the top of she in the living room. She does not have much of the datings so when she does this she has aggression because it is the matter of the sands of the hourglass before she is returning to the order of the nachos in the stomach of she. So she pulls this fellow on the top of she and I do not do the joking he begins to engage in the drying love with stomach of she but also the breasts of she were under the arm of this individual and appeared as though this was the life jacket which had surroundings. LAUGHTER OL I wish I had the picture of this but it would probably cause to you the emetic properties. LAUGHTER OL. Hello.
 
2013-12-18 07:02:06 PM

UberDave: They probably should have held off on that Rusty Trombone maneuver until the dude dropped a few pounds...


This is probably sound advice, if nothing more than due to getting lost in the folds and smothering her to death, but I don't know that there is much of a maneuver to it, unless I'm thinking of something else?
 
2013-12-18 07:02:57 PM

lockers: I got to wonder what it was that attracted her to a morbidly obese guy.


big daddy issues
 
2013-12-18 07:03:30 PM

ZAZ: There was a small Asian girl on my floor in college. She had a loft bed. She got a boyfriend. Her loft bed collapsed.

This was before you could plant a wireless camera in every girl's dorm room so I never learned the details.


Why was there a small Asian girl living on the floor of your apartment?
 
2013-12-18 07:04:28 PM
What's his Fark handle?

/you people are slipping
 
2013-12-18 07:04:30 PM
"Artist" representation...

img41.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-18 07:04:58 PM

lockers: scottydoesntknow: lockers: That actress is far to attractive to represent what the real woman looks like.

I think I found her on Facebook. Found a Jennifer Gerakaris that lives in NY and friends with a Gregg Cas.

If you type www.facebook.com(slash)[herfirstname].[herlastname] it should come up (not linking because I don't want comment to get deleted).

If that's her, she's not as attractive as the actress, but I wouldn't kick her out of the bed into a wall either (especially if I weighed 440lbs.)

Hmm... she is plain, but yeah. So I got to wonder what it was that attracted her to a morbidly obese guy.


It's called gravity, duh!
 
2013-12-18 07:05:06 PM

iheartscotch: ZAZ: There was a small Asian girl on my floor in college. She had a loft bed. She got a boyfriend. Her loft bed collapsed.

This was before you could plant a wireless camera in every girl's dorm room so I never learned the details.

Why was there a small Asian girl living on the floor of your apartment?


He probably didn't have a basement to keep her in.
 
2013-12-18 07:05:37 PM

medius: lockers: I got to wonder what it was that attracted her to a morbidly obese guy.

big daddy issues


or cheese.
 
2013-12-18 07:06:39 PM

Nice ad.

 
2013-12-18 07:06:40 PM
This isn't the record for greatest weight differential between couples. Jon Brower Minnoch was a 1,400 lb. behemoth of a man who married his 110 lb. wife.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Brower_Minnoch
 
2013-12-18 07:08:30 PM
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-12-18 07:09:19 PM
TLC use to mean something. But, I guess, you have to keep the left-hand side of the bell-curve occupied somehow.
 
2013-12-18 07:10:29 PM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what you might not have the knowledge of me is that the roommate of me is the bigger person who does not engage in much of the sexings but there was the time when she met the boy on the bus and he was quite the little fellow I do not mean necessarily the penis of he but probably did not have the larger of these it was just not something which I had the visionaries of because listen I can get the boys any time and if this individual was the person who was willing for engaging in the sexings of the roommate of me then I think it is quite the obvious thing that I am very much out of the league of Chucky Chubby Chaser which is the term upon which is used to designate the individual who enjoys sexings the bigger person.

So it was then that the roommate of me pulled this fellow on the top of she in the living room. She does not have much of the datings so when she does this she has aggression because it is the matter of the sands of the hourglass before she is returning to the order of the nachos in the stomach of she. So she pulls this fellow on the top of she and I do not do the joking he begins to engage in the drying love with stomach of she but also the breasts of she were under the arm of this individual and appeared as though this was the life jacket which had surroundings. LAUGHTER OL I wish I had the picture of this but it would probably cause to you the emetic properties. LAUGHTER OL. Hello.


dufuq?
 
2013-12-18 07:10:44 PM
He was a project manager of what, Ben and Jerry's?
 
2013-12-18 07:13:02 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: iheartscotch: ZAZ: There was a small Asian girl on my floor in college. She had a loft bed. She got a boyfriend. Her loft bed collapsed.

This was before you could plant a wireless camera in every girl's dorm room so I never learned the details.

Why was there a small Asian girl living on the floor of your apartment?

He probably didn't have a basement to keep her in.


That reminds me of a funny joke:

My brother recently came back from a doctors appointment. My brother said that the doctor said that my brother had "the body of a 40 year old". I responded that I had the body of a 16 year old. I keep her in the trunk; her name is "merphrrmmmhmmer".
 
2013-12-18 07:13:54 PM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what you might not have the knowledge of me is that the roommate of me is the bigger person who does not engage in much of the sexings but there was the time when she met the boy on the bus and he was quite the little fellow I do not mean necessarily the penis of he but probably did not have the larger of these it was just not something which I had the visionaries of because listen I can get the boys any time and if this individual was the person who was willing for engaging in the sexings of the roommate of me then I think it is quite the obvious thing that I am very much out of the league of Chucky Chubby Chaser which is the term upon which is used to designate the individual who enjoys sexings the bigger person.

So it was then that the roommate of me pulled this fellow on the top of she in the living room. She does not have much of the datings so when she does this she has aggression because it is the matter of the sands of the hourglass before she is returning to the order of the nachos in the stomach of she. So she pulls this fellow on the top of she and I do not do the joking he begins to engage in the drying love with stomach of she but also the breasts of she were under the arm of this individual and appeared as though this was the life jacket which had surroundings. LAUGHTER OL I wish I had the picture of this but it would probably cause to you the emetic properties. LAUGHTER OL. Hello.


She's BACK!
 
2013-12-18 07:14:04 PM
First of all, TLC sucks.

Second of all, I call bullshiat; there's no way that guy could have possibly found his penis.
 
2013-12-18 07:14:57 PM

farkingismybusiness: Yeah right. Like I'm supposed to believe a 440-lb dude is a virgin?


How can you not?
 
2013-12-18 07:15:05 PM

cowgirl toffee: medius: lockers: I got to wonder what it was that attracted her to a morbidly obese guy.

big daddy issues

or cheese.


he makes his own

fromunda
 
2013-12-18 07:15:15 PM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL ...


This schtick wasn't funny 15 years ago.
 
2013-12-18 07:15:43 PM
Dedicate this song to the both of them.  When do these two show up on Judge Mathis for her to pay for the damage to the wall.  Goldurned slut.
 
2013-12-18 07:16:09 PM

FormlessOne: Nice ad.

Welcome to the new TLC series "Sex Sent Me to the ER," premiering Dec. 28.


I would like some of what they are smoking. Not that it would make me watch the show, but they better have enough for the whole class.
 
2013-12-18 07:16:29 PM
We found the megamillions winner?

Dnrtfa.
 
2013-12-18 07:19:22 PM
Less "girlfriend" than "small moon or possible space station"
 
2013-12-18 07:20:42 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Find your penis! Find your penis here, one dollar, find your penis!
 
2013-12-18 07:21:53 PM

FormlessOne: Nice ad.


I doubt the basement dwelling denizens of fark are TLC's key demographic.
 
2013-12-18 07:24:39 PM
Fake
 
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