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(International Business Times)   All men really want for Christmas is some pickle lip balm and Ranch-flavored dental floss   (ibtimes.com ) divider line
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2013-12-18 05:01:39 PM  
I know what I want for Christmas:

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2013-12-18 05:44:05 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know what I want for Christmas:

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A radio show?
 
2013-12-18 05:44:08 PM  
According to the commercial for a local pawn shop, us guys want nothing but guns, guns and more guns. And maybe Jesus getting head from Santa
 
2013-12-18 05:45:04 PM  
or wife/girlfriend's lips on his pickle while she's wearing a g-string... after she's made him some bacon, of course.
 
2013-12-18 05:45:50 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know what I want for Christmas:

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A radio show?


Air?
 
2013-12-18 05:45:53 PM  
I've never understood flavored dental floss.
 
2013-12-18 05:46:14 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: According to the commercial for a local pawn shop, us guys want nothing but guns, guns and more guns. And maybe Jesus getting head from Santa


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2013-12-18 05:50:03 PM  
One night of wild, oh my God I can't feel my legs sex here please...


/or a blow job, that would be good too
 
2013-12-18 05:50:21 PM  
I have no idea what list this came from but, boobs.  Nothing but boobs.  Maybe some Jameson 18yearold but, boobs.
 
2013-12-18 05:53:02 PM  
Aside from the snowball launcher, I don't want any of that crap.  And I would crotch-punch anyone who got me the  Birchbox Man 12-Month Subscription.
 
2013-12-18 05:56:17 PM  

Pribar: One night of wild, oh my God I can't feel my legs sex here please...


/or a blow job, that would be good too


Just one? Fark that, I want a subscription to "Beejer of the Month" club - the one where February is always two chicks and they send a sample box with variety.
 
2013-12-18 05:58:05 PM  
How about buying enough birth control pills till we break up.
 
2013-12-18 06:00:23 PM  

Sofa King Smart: or wife/girlfriend's lips on his pickle while she's wearing a g-string... after she's made him some bacon, of course.


Is the g-string ranch flavored?
 
2013-12-18 06:05:47 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Pribar: One night of wild, oh my God I can't feel my legs sex here please...


/or a blow job, that would be good too

Just one? Fark that, I want a subscription to "Beejer of the Month" club - the one where February is always two chicks and they send a sample box with variety.


Oh the BJ I will take whenever I can get it, but the can't feel my legs sex starts out with me and the Old Lady in the missionary position and then proceeds throughout the house in every position we can invent until I am finally exhausted, on my back with her straddling me, holding my beard like reins, riding me like she is trying to break a mustang, this usually ends with us both walking funny for a while and me in kilts until the rawness settles, so yea one night is all I can handle at my age...
 
2013-12-18 06:15:16 PM  
I would take the hoodie and the the LED light thing, but I don't really want them. The rest are terrible. I already did the gift swap with the ole lady. I got some nice sheets (that I asked for) and a Roomba. The pet hair one.

Better than pickle lip balm.
 
2013-12-18 06:24:54 PM  

Pribar: One night of wild, oh my God I can't feel my legs sex here please...


/or a blow job, that would be good too


Well alright. But how do you plan on getting the taste out of your mouth?
 
2013-12-18 06:27:38 PM  
Nah. "Ranch-flavored" always sounds like a good idea, but after a few you're always sick of them.
 
2013-12-18 06:28:58 PM  
Which ones are the pickle lips? Forget it. I don't want to know.
 
2013-12-18 06:56:16 PM  
Unless "pickle lip balm" and "ranch-flavored dental floss" are ironic names for craft brews, then this list looks like it was written by a woman.

Say, I wonder if I wrote a list for Christmans gifts for girlfriends and broke it down to categories like The Town Bike, The Homemaker, The Liberal Arts Major and The Consumer Whore - yeah, I wonder how well that would go down.
 
2013-12-18 07:05:25 PM  
All I want, any day of the year, is a perfectly cooked steak and a beej from a woman with no teeth.
 
2013-12-18 07:05:43 PM  
Cookie dough flavored ChapStick FTW!
 
2013-12-18 07:13:46 PM  

Super Chronic: Sofa King Smart: or wife/girlfriend's lips on his pickle while she's wearing a g-string... after she's made him some bacon, of course.

Is the g-string ranch flavored?


more like tuna salad.
 
2013-12-18 07:47:57 PM  
Ranch-flavored anything is for gross people.
 
2013-12-18 08:15:13 PM  
I like how some comments from TFA identify the USA as a "Christian country" and then spew a little non-Christian hate.

The only official government statement about the status identifies the USA as "secular".

While I'd agree that many, if not most, of the residents of the USA identify as Christian, few actively practice it and demonstrate it in their daily lives, behaviors and attitudes, like the people in TFA.

/As a Christian, I have no problems with the characterization of "secular"; it does not threaten my faith or diminish my beliefs.
 
2013-12-18 09:49:52 PM  
I always dreamed of being a dental floss tycoon.
 
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