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(Science News Magazine)   New species of ugly-ass tapir found in the Amazon. With ugly-ass pic   (sciencenews.org) divider line 28
    More: Cool, Amazon, species, habitat destruction  
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2013-12-18 05:31:39 PM
Oh cool. Let hunt it to extinction!
 
2013-12-18 05:33:45 PM
www.imisstheoldschool.com
 
2013-12-18 05:38:39 PM
Its ass is nowhere in that picture, subby.
 
2013-12-18 05:40:23 PM
O
 
2013-12-18 05:41:14 PM
What a taper from Amazon might look like:

ecx.images-amazon.com
It can be yours for just $23.05!
 
2013-12-18 05:44:57 PM

Mikey1969: Its ass is nowhere in that picture, subby.


Here ya go...

img9.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-18 05:46:59 PM
I thought the Fark convention was that "ugly-ass" only applied to baby animals, and that newly discovered species were to be described as "delicious".
 
2013-12-18 05:47:09 PM
So I wonder if it is Der Spuzmacher. You know the one that tried to wax Hitler. Come ON!
 
2013-12-18 05:50:48 PM
But remember we're destroying the planet and have no redeeming qualities unless we pocket-mulch.
 
2013-12-18 05:53:52 PM

cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: Its ass is nowhere in that picture, subby.

Here ya go...

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Are you going to be doing this all day? Because these fark threads are going to be a lot more fun if so...
 
2013-12-18 06:02:30 PM
I'd tap'ir ugly ass, but only after a few beers.
 
2013-12-18 06:02:49 PM

Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: Its ass is nowhere in that picture, subby.

Here ya go...

[img9.imageshack.us image 565x424]

Are you going to be doing this all day? Because these fark threads are going to be a lot more fun if so...


I think fark ought to pay me to do this. :)
 
2013-12-18 06:20:13 PM

cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: Its ass is nowhere in that picture, subby.

Here ya go...

[img9.imageshack.us image 565x424]

Are you going to be doing this all day? Because these fark threads are going to be a lot more fun if so...

I think fark ought to pay me to do this. :)


Tell 'em I authorized it...
 
2013-12-18 06:24:01 PM

Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: Its ass is nowhere in that picture, subby.

Here ya go...

[img9.imageshack.us image 565x424]

Are you going to be doing this all day? Because these fark threads are going to be a lot more fun if so...

I think fark ought to pay me to do this. :)

Tell 'em I authorized it...


They need to know quick so I won't have to go back to work.  :P
 
2013-12-18 06:28:14 PM
Of course. Bender is a lone wolf, a solitary eagle... A cuddly baby tapir... And that's why I love him.
 
2013-12-18 06:28:44 PM
The Mormons are thrilled about this.
 
2013-12-18 06:39:03 PM
All I got from that article was Teddy Roosevelt accidentally discovered a new species.

After he hunted it.

Par for the course I suppose.
 
2013-12-18 06:51:44 PM
 
2013-12-18 06:55:27 PM
What an ugly ass-tapir may look like

www.dogbreedinfo.com
 
2013-12-18 07:58:18 PM
Thanks, Bernanke.
 
2013-12-18 09:10:56 PM

cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: Its ass is nowhere in that picture, subby.

Here ya go...

[img9.imageshack.us image 565x424]

Are you going to be doing this all day? Because these fark threads are going to be a lot more fun if so...

I think fark ought to pay me to do this. :)

Tell 'em I authorized it...

They need to know quick so I won't have to go back to work.  :P


It could be a lucrative deal... I'm thinking 6 figures. A company car, personal trainer and access to the corporate jet.
 
2013-12-18 09:11:45 PM

cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: Its ass is nowhere in that picture, subby.
Here ya go...
[img9.imageshack.us image 565x424]


That was great lulz...you make Fark a better place
 
2013-12-18 09:17:31 PM

Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: ...

It could be a lucrative deal... I'm thinking 6 figures. A company car, personal trainer and access to the corporate jet.


Fark has a corporate jet?
 
2013-12-18 09:18:55 PM

berylman: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: ..

That was great lulz...you make Fark a better place


Thanks for the encouragement.  :D
All I need is Paint and a 3 inch touch pad. :)
 
2013-12-18 09:22:33 PM
Is it prime eligible?
 
2013-12-18 09:24:50 PM

cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: ...

It could be a lucrative deal... I'm thinking 6 figures. A company car, personal trainer and access to the corporate jet.

Fark has a corporate jet?


It only runs between Kentucky and Florida.
 
2013-12-18 10:16:22 PM

cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: cowgirl toffee: Mikey1969: ...

It could be a lucrative deal... I'm thinking 6 figures. A company car, personal trainer and access to the corporate jet.

Fark has a corporate jet?


OK, so maybe "jet" was over-selling it a bit...

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-12-19 04:29:48 AM
Article used the word "poop" to describe the animal's fecal matter. I don't mind science writers using common words to help explain complex material e.g., "goop" to describe the surface of Titan. But poop just puts me off.
 
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