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(Gulf Live)   If your college coach has a record of 55-35, has won a conference championship, had an 8-4 record in 2013, including going to the conference championship again, you might be happy. In Mississippi those numbers will get you fired   (blog.gulflive.com) divider line 25
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2013-12-18 03:11:21 PM
Jimmie Johnson won the Superbowl, and got fired. It worked out for him, though. Gave him a chance to win those 6 NASCAR championships.
 
2013-12-18 03:11:36 PM
Considering good teams typically go like 25-8 in a season, 55-35 is a pretty lame record.
 
2013-12-18 03:11:39 PM
Sounds to me like they are getting rid of him to offer Doug Williams the job.
 
2013-12-18 03:31:46 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Jimmie Johnson won the Superbowl, and got fired. It worked out for him, though. Gave him a chance to win those 6 NASCAR championships.


And to make those tasty sandwhiches too.
 
2013-12-18 03:40:10 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Sin_City_Superhero: Jimmie Johnson won the Superbowl, and got fired. It worked out for him, though. Gave him a chance to win those 6 NASCAR championships.

And to make those tasty sandwhiches too.


He makes some fine sausage too.
 
2013-12-18 04:02:25 PM

Tyrone Biggums: Jim from Saint Paul: Sin_City_Superhero: Jimmie Johnson won the Superbowl, and got fired. It worked out for him, though. Gave him a chance to win those 6 NASCAR championships.

And to make those tasty sandwhiches too.

He makes some fine sausage too.


When he's not coaching East Carolina....

or boxing....

or playing bass for James Taylor....

or drawing Arlo and Janis....

or writing music for WWE....

/got most of the interesting one's on the Wikipedia disambigation page.
 
2013-12-18 04:13:09 PM

MugzyBrown: Considering good teams typically go like 25-8 in a season, 55-35 is a pretty lame record.


www.rotskyinstitute.com
 
2013-12-18 04:57:16 PM
Could be worse, you could win several conference championships, a national championship, played for another and still get shiat canned.

/huh, Mack?
 
2013-12-18 05:09:51 PM
Well, it's not like Mississippi takes their education seriously. Might as well focus on the football
 
2013-12-18 06:04:27 PM
He gets a $50k severance package and the team had repeatedly failed NCAA academic standards. Why is this news?
 
2013-12-18 06:19:31 PM
Sports Tab gets a 0/10 rating today.
 
2013-12-18 06:21:01 PM
Bo Pelini has a better win percentage than that and he's "on the hot seat".
 
2013-12-18 07:17:15 PM
Ole' Mistake
 
2013-12-18 07:56:02 PM
Phillip Fulmer (born September 1, 1950) is a former   player and coach. He served as head coach of the team from 1992 to 2008, compiling a 152-52 record. He is best known for coaching the Volunteers in the first ever in 1998, defeating.

fired
 
2013-12-18 08:29:56 PM

MugzyBrown: Considering good teams typically go like 25-8 in a season, 55-35 is a pretty lame record.


In what league do they play 33 games a season? That's gotta be one hell of 8 month schedule.
 
2013-12-18 08:31:19 PM

mr lawson: Phillip Fulmer (born September 1, 1950) is a former   player and coach. He served as head coach of the team from 1992 to 2008, compiling a 152-52 record. He is best known for coaching the Volunteers in the first ever in 1998, defeating.

fired


I'm drinking beer and watching Top Gear and not at the top of my game so I really can't think of anything funny enough to point out your simple, but for some reason underlyingly hilarious, paste job.

He is best known for coaching the Volunteers in the first ever in 1998, defeating. Fired.

The first ever.

Just screams funny.
 
2013-12-18 08:52:45 PM

Agent Nick Fury: He is best known for coaching the Volunteers in the first ever in 1998, defeating. Fired.

The first ever.

Just screams funny.


yeah...formating problems from cut/paste
 
2013-12-18 09:13:17 PM
On the upside, he gets to leave Jackson, so he has that going for him..
 
2013-12-18 09:57:24 PM
In Alabama, those records get you run out of town on a rail.
 
2013-12-18 11:06:19 PM
Ah the state that coughed up a former sec and the current national coach of the year, Duke says thanks
 
2013-12-18 11:52:44 PM
Ooooh...another farking college football thread. The perfect answer to the question 'How can I log off Fark and go to bed?'
 
2013-12-18 11:59:55 PM

John Buck 41: Ooooh...another farking college football thread. The perfect answer to the question 'How can I log off Fark and go to bed?'


"...but not without typing a comment about how much I don't like what this thread is about!"
 
2013-12-19 08:09:27 AM

leohat: MugzyBrown: Considering good teams typically go like 25-8 in a season, 55-35 is a pretty lame record.

In what league do they play 33 games a season? That's gotta be one hell of 8 month schedule.


Meh I assumed it was college basketball.
 
2013-12-19 04:39:13 PM

TheGreatGazoo: In Alabama, those records get you run out of town on a rail.


At Vanderbilt a 5-6 record used to be good enough to get the LSU job.
 
2013-12-19 06:04:49 PM

PluckYew: TheGreatGazoo: In Alabama, those records get you run out of town on a rail.

At Vanderbilt a 5-6 record used to be good enough to get the LSU job.


Probably still would if the AD could figure out a way to justify firing Miles.  Hell, 8-4 may get Franklin into Texas.
 
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