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(MLive.com)   Police are looking for help in identifying man who brutally assaulted innocent parking lot attendant while arguing with his girlfriend. (W/ video)   (mlive.com) divider line 100
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2013-12-18 02:27:48 PM  
Jesus Christ. How can posting a video like that not be against the Fark rules?
 
2013-12-18 02:30:33 PM  
Dude... totally NSFW.
 
2013-12-18 02:53:37 PM  
I thought that kind of stuff was not allowable here. Enjoy your vacation subby.

Also...who greenlit this? WTF???
 
2013-12-18 03:04:46 PM  
Well that sucked
 
2013-12-18 03:09:52 PM  
I hope he broke his hand.
 
2013-12-18 03:22:11 PM  
Awww. I was hoping to see some fight porn. Now I'm going to have to settle for heterosexually masturbating to UFC fights.

i678.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-18 03:33:48 PM  
BMO is on the case.
 
2013-12-18 03:34:14 PM  

James!: I hope he broke his hand.


i'm figuring he probably did or his wrist. That was a hard punch and anyone stupid enough to punch a machine like that has likely never increased their bone mass to withstand that.
 
2013-12-18 03:39:54 PM  
The poor attendant doesn't even fight back.
 
2013-12-18 03:40:32 PM  
I can't load the damn video. 16 scripts and counting. Fark it.
 
2013-12-18 03:41:04 PM  
I wonder where I can find such fancy wrist jewelry.
/poor girl, i'm sure he'll graduate to beating her vs the wall in no time.
 
2013-12-18 03:41:21 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I can't load the damn video. 16 scripts and counting. Fark it.


It's some drunk dude punching a parking ticket kiosk.  It's a machine.
 
2013-12-18 03:42:28 PM  
I didn't have any sound but, I find it funny that when the drunk kids punches and headbutts the attendant, the GF never reacts.

Also, who dresses like that in Nov. in Michagan?
 
2013-12-18 03:42:29 PM  
You got dumped!
 
2013-12-18 03:42:54 PM  

viscountalpha: James!: I hope he broke his hand.

i'm figuring he probably did or his wrist. That was a hard punch and anyone stupid enough to punch a machine like that has likely never increased their bone mass to withstand that.


He may be on PCP. Won't feel it for hours...
 
2013-12-18 03:44:16 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I can't load the damn video. 16 scripts and counting. Fark it.


It's only worth watching because, after he punches it the first time, he bends over double clutching the remains of his shattered hand. Can't believe his GF didn't burst out laughing when he did that.
 
2013-12-18 03:50:01 PM  

fawlty: TheShavingofOccam123: I can't load the damn video. 16 scripts and counting. Fark it.

It's only worth watching because, after he punches it the first time, he bends over double clutching the remains of his shattered hand. Can't believe his GF didn't burst out laughing when he did that.


Brightcove.com gives me the video but not the audio. Who needs the audio. That's a Tuesday around this neighborhood.

I have to stop biatching about my intratubes experience. The tubes are what they are.
 
2013-12-18 03:50:02 PM  
The only thing I have to add, that guy is one pointy mf'er.  I mean, who points at another person that much?  Did he only know the one gesture and has to use it to represent every emotion?
 
2013-12-18 03:50:25 PM  

LeroyBourne: I wonder where I can find such fancy wrist jewelry.
/poor girl, i'm sure he'll graduate to beating her vs the wall in no time.


I once punched a door just after arguing with a woman and never once even laid a finger on her or any other woman. I'm not proud of what I did but there do exist people in the world who can drive even the mildest person into violent rage.
 
2013-12-18 03:50:47 PM  

HE'S COMIN RIGHT AT US!

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2013-12-18 03:50:47 PM  

Combustion: viscountalpha: James!: I hope he broke his hand.

i'm figuring he probably did or his wrist. That was a hard punch and anyone stupid enough to punch a machine like that has likely never increased their bone mass to withstand that.

He may be on PCP. Won't feel it for hours...


Did you watch the video? he was obviously feeling it.
 
2013-12-18 03:52:13 PM  

smoky2010: I didn't have any sound but, I find it funny that when the drunk kids punches and headbutts the attendant, the GF never reacts.

Also, who dresses like that in Nov. in Michagan?


Douchebags/bagettes who just left The Necto.
 
2013-12-18 03:53:15 PM  
Totally Sober.....right guys?
 
2013-12-18 03:53:52 PM  
How did that cause $1,000 in damages...? I bet the guys at the end had no problem using the machine...
 
2013-12-18 03:55:37 PM  

mile0: How did that cause $1,000 in damages...? I bet the guys at the end had no problem using the machine...


My thoughts exactly.
 
2013-12-18 03:56:04 PM  
I call shenanigans cuz that girl never moved her feet an inch during that "tirade."
 
2013-12-18 03:57:59 PM  
Poor lil guy probably never threw a punch before in his life and the headbutt was the cherry on top.

smoky2010: I didn't have any sound but, I find it funny that when the drunk kids punches and headbutts the attendant, the GF never reacts.

Also, who dresses like that in Nov. in Michagan?


When I used to work at clubs in DC there would be a snowstorm and girls would be out in line with no coat on dressed like they were at a club in south beach.
 
2013-12-18 03:58:20 PM  

James!: TheShavingofOccam123: I can't load the damn video. 16 scripts and counting. Fark it.

It's some drunk dude punching a parking ticket kiosk.  It's a machine.


He fights like a machine.
 
2013-12-18 03:59:53 PM  

James!: TheShavingofOccam123: I can't load the damn video. 16 scripts and counting. Fark it.

It's some drunk dude punching a parking ticket kiosk.  It's a machine.


Nice job TTP13
 
2013-12-18 04:00:25 PM  
She looks cute
 
2013-12-18 04:01:45 PM  
The attendant wasn't even paying attention. Just another victim of the knockout game
 
2013-12-18 04:02:48 PM  

blatz514: She looks cute


Cute as in terrified.
 
2013-12-18 04:03:08 PM  

Jeepman1974: mile0: How did that cause $1,000 in damages...? I bet the guys at the end had no problem using the machine...

My thoughts exactly.


The screen pretty much shattered when he hit it...probably $1000 to replace that.
 
2013-12-18 04:03:24 PM  

Jeepman1974: mile0: How did that cause $1,000 in damages...? I bet the guys at the end had no problem using the machine...

My thoughts exactly.


I went back and re-watched on this point... when he punches the display it does alter and freeze into a different image.

Guess that's a $1k 6" LCD they got in there.
 
2013-12-18 04:04:36 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: Jeepman1974: mile0: How did that cause $1,000 in damages...? I bet the guys at the end had no problem using the machine...

My thoughts exactly.

I went back and re-watched on this point... when he punches the display it does alter and freeze into a different image.

Guess that's a $1k 6" LCD they got in there.


Custom sized displays for equipment like that can easily cost $1k  It's not like you just bolt up a mass produced computer monitor.
 
2013-12-18 04:05:10 PM  

Egoy3k: LeroyBourne: I wonder where I can find such fancy wrist jewelry.
/poor girl, i'm sure he'll graduate to beating her vs the wall in no time.

I once punched a door just after arguing with a woman and never once even laid a finger on her or any other woman. I'm not proud of what I did but there do exist people in the world who can drive even the mildest person into violent rage.


Yeah, I'm sure there's data out there that would say otherwise.  In college I lived in this house that was done up like studio apts.  Down stairs lived this couple that were always fighting, sometimes I'd sit out in the hallway and just listen.  It was only funny because she would beat the living crap out of him, and he would take it, never fighting back.  So yeah, it goes both ways.
/maybe bc you weren't proud was bc you lost control, some people lose control and the situation gets much worse.
//good on you
///slashies!
 
2013-12-18 04:05:31 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: blatz514: She looks cute

Cute as in terrified.


Just how I like'm!
 
2013-12-18 04:05:33 PM  

quietwalker: The only thing I have to add, that guy is one pointy mf'er.  I mean, who points at another person that much?  Did he only know the one gesture and has to use it to represent every emotion?


Drunk Italian-Americans.
 
2013-12-18 04:06:26 PM  

blatz514: She looks cute


Cute, and obviously has low self-esteem and likes dominate violent men.
 
2013-12-18 04:07:24 PM  
♪ ♫ Because you had a bad day  You're taking one down ♫

Maybe if he had bought her a coat, they wouldn't be fighting.  It's cold out, dipwad.  Stop yelling at her and buy her a coat.
 
2013-12-18 04:09:57 PM  

FrancoFile: quietwalker: The only thing I have to add, that guy is one pointy mf'er.  I mean, who points at another person that much?  Did he only know the one gesture and has to use it to represent every emotion?

Drunk Italian-Americans.


With so many bones in his hand he'll be unable to speak for 8-12 weeks.
 
2013-12-18 04:10:41 PM  
broken*bones

I left out the important word.
 
2013-12-18 04:11:34 PM  

Combustion: viscountalpha: James!: I hope he broke his hand.

i'm figuring he probably did or his wrist. That was a hard punch and anyone stupid enough to punch a machine like that has likely never increased their bone mass to withstand that.

He may be on PCP. Won't feel it for hours...


That did not go unnoticed.

/I hate the weird ones.
 
2013-12-18 04:11:34 PM  

Egoy3k: Wrath of Heaven: Jeepman1974: mile0: How did that cause $1,000 in damages...? I bet the guys at the end had no problem using the machine...

My thoughts exactly.

I went back and re-watched on this point... when he punches the display it does alter and freeze into a different image.

Guess that's a $1k 6" LCD they got in there.

Custom sized displays for equipment like that can easily cost $1k  It's not like you just bolt up a mass produced computer monitor.


Maybe one day someone will invent plexiglass shields for those expensive 6" public LCD screens.
 
2013-12-18 04:12:21 PM  

ShawnDoc: blatz514: She looks cute

Cute, and obviously has low self-esteem and likes dominate violent men.


This is in Ann Arbor (is a whore) after all.
 
2013-12-18 04:12:31 PM  

LeroyBourne: Egoy3k: LeroyBourne: I wonder where I can find such fancy wrist jewelry.
/poor girl, i'm sure he'll graduate to beating her vs the wall in no time.

I once punched a door just after arguing with a woman and never once even laid a finger on her or any other woman. I'm not proud of what I did but there do exist people in the world who can drive even the mildest person into violent rage.

Yeah, I'm sure there's data out there that would say otherwise.  In college I lived in this house that was done up like studio apts.  Down stairs lived this couple that were always fighting, sometimes I'd sit out in the hallway and just listen.  It was only funny because she would beat the living crap out of him, and he would take it, never fighting back.  So yeah, it goes both ways.
/maybe bc you weren't proud was bc you lost control, some people lose control and the situation gets much worse.
//good on you
///slashies!


That's exactly why I'm not proud. I let an evil piece of shiat who was trying to get under my skin get exactly what she wanted.  I'm not a violent person. I've only struck 3 people in my whole life and all three times it was in self defense.
 
2013-12-18 04:13:59 PM  

ShawnDoc: blatz514: She looks cute

Cute, and obviously has low self-esteem and likes dominate violent men.


Her demeanor screams that.
 
2013-12-18 04:14:28 PM  

Jeepman1974: mile0: How did that cause $1,000 in damages...? I bet the guys at the end had no problem using the machine...

My thoughts exactly.


It looked like he broke the screen when he punched it.
 
2013-12-18 04:18:53 PM  
What the hell was wrong with that girl? Not only did she stand there like an idiot while this guy is acting like a fool, but when he walks off she tries to follow him before I guess he shoos her away and she walks off in another direction. You would figure any decently adjusted person would have walked off in that situation
 
2013-12-18 04:20:10 PM  

groppet: Poor lil guy probably never threw a punch before in his life and the headbutt was the cherry on top. smoky2010: I didn't have any sound but, I find it funny that when the drunk kids punches and headbutts the attendant, the GF never reacts.

Also, who dresses like that in Nov. in Michagan?

When I used to work at clubs in DC there would be a snowstorm and girls would be out in line with no coat on dressed like they were at a club in south beach.


Yeah, an ex GF used to drag me to those clubs back in the day. She'd put on some tiny little dress in the middle of the farking winter and totally dismiss any suggestions of bringing a coat or even just so much as a farking hat. Then we'd be standing in line, waiting to get in, and she'd be freezing her (sweet) ass off just like always, and insist that I give her MY coat while we waited to get in to some eurotrash playground I didn't want to go to in the first place. It was infuriating.

Ahhhhh, the shiat we do for the opposite sex....
 
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