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(WTSP)   Wildlife officials: Seriously, THIS is the bear that mauled a woman and her dogs. Sorry about all those other bears we were killing in the meantime   (wtsp.com) divider line 22
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2013-12-18 02:00:01 PM
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2013-12-18 02:36:16 PM
What a maul might look like:

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2013-12-18 02:37:19 PM
They matched its BNA?
 
2013-12-18 02:41:00 PM
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dammit, we got the wrong bear folks!
 
2013-12-18 02:41:26 PM
Two other bears were euthanized after being captured in the days after the attack on suspicions that they may have been responsible for the woman's injuries.

Did they refuse a polygraph, or something?
 
2013-12-18 02:44:05 PM

Mikey1969: Two other bears were euthanized after being captured in the days after the attack on suspicions that they may have been responsible for the woman's injuries.

Did they refuse a polygraph, or something?


No. Idiots in Florida just like killing things.
 
2013-12-18 02:54:01 PM
Just leave the farking bear alone. It says right there she was with her cubs, so that made her defensive.
 
2013-12-18 03:10:21 PM
The poor bears have to pay, because the humans have no common sense when it comes to STAYING AWAY FROM THE BEARS AND THEIR CUBS!

A lady in our subdivision would call me every time that a bear strolled through her yard.  I don't know how many times I'd told her to bag her trash, and put the lid firmly on the trash can...  I finally got fed up, because of her calling, and the yappy dog in the background, and said, "Just walk up to it, slap it on the ass, and tell it that it's tresspassing...".  Finally, no more calls..
 
2013-12-18 03:15:57 PM
Victim: "So the bear gets to go to a rehabilitation facility as part of a probationary sentence?  Where is the justice?"

Lawyer: "Your honor, this bear suffers from affluenza.  Her parents never set boundaries and she was never given consequences for her actions, so it's really their fault."
 
2013-12-18 03:16:08 PM
I had bears walking in my yard all of the time until I had threw my hedgehogs' poop out in the lawn. Now... I haven't seen any bears OR field mice.

Hedgehog... is there anything you can't do? :)
 
2013-12-18 03:18:41 PM

Literally Addicted: Victim: "So the bear gets to go to a rehabilitation facility as part of a probationary sentence?  Where is the justice?"

Lawyer: "Your honor, this bear suffers from affluenza.  Her parents never set boundaries and she was never given consequences for her actions, so it's really their fault."


They tried that on Goldilocks for the B&E and vandalism.. (she peed in the chair..).
 
2013-12-18 03:28:48 PM
There's a joke along these lines where a Pole, a Czech, and someone of your ethnicity go hunting.  A bear eats the Czech.  I forget the punchline, but your mother's a whore, Trebek.
 
2013-12-18 03:29:58 PM
All black bears look the same to me.
 
2013-12-18 03:33:01 PM

abhorrent1: Mikey1969: Two other bears were euthanized after being captured in the days after the attack on suspicions that they may have been responsible for the woman's injuries.

Did they refuse a polygraph, or something?

No. Idiots in Florida just like killing things.



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"Were they black bears?"


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2013-12-18 04:05:06 PM
Some black bears are brown, but not all brown bears are black bears.
 
2013-12-18 04:11:17 PM
Standard Floridia criminal investigative procedure:  establish the identity of the black culprit by a process of elimination.

Mama Grizzley would approve. Because Conservative.

Better the innocent should be punished than the guilty escape punishment.
 
2013-12-18 04:12:30 PM
Floridia. It's the Southern-most Province of Canadia.

Dammit, Farkers. You've got me doing it too now.
 
2013-12-18 04:22:29 PM

brantgoose: Floridia. It's the Southern-most Province of Canadia.

Dammit, Farkers. You've got me doing it too now.


That is because we have a shiat ton of Canadian retirees here and US northerners that come here and act extremely bizarre.

Especially these two specimens from Ontario who acted like asses on South Beach, accused the police of all sorts of crap, then when the tape was shown, it was the exact opposite of what their statement was.

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2013-12-18 04:52:16 PM
Next spring, the cubs will be released back into the wild after they have been weaned, and the mother will be sent to an accredited facility that cares for bears.

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2013-12-18 05:24:06 PM
In Richmond, they actually built a memorial to the bears that were mistakenly euthanized.

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2013-12-18 09:54:16 PM
This is why we need the right to arm bears.
 
2013-12-18 10:38:46 PM

trippdogg: Next spring, the cubs will be released back into the wild after they have been weaned, and the mother will be sent to an accredited facility that cares for bears.

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Yeah, I'm thinking the mama is going to the same farm upstate where old blind dogs go to retire.
 
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