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2013-12-18 02:47:59 PM
Who doesn't, really?
 
2013-12-18 02:48:54 PM

Mad Scientist: Who doesn't, really?


You sir have the ultimate fail.

This would have been the perfect time for "Boobies" and make the filter go "boobies".
 
2013-12-18 02:49:31 PM
Boobies
 
2013-12-18 02:52:30 PM
"I said to her: madam, I think the child's hungry."
"Yes, it's probably time..." she replied.
"Please give it something to eat!" I said.


That is the politest way I've ever heard anyone say "show me your tits".
 
2013-12-18 02:52:57 PM
OMG !! There's a painting of a woman breastfeeding Ban This Site !
media2.s-nbcnews.com
 
2013-12-18 02:53:24 PM
waiting for pics of hot, busty nuns.
 
2013-12-18 02:54:34 PM
Francis trifecta in play.
 
2013-12-18 02:54:34 PM
This isn't anything new. I grew up in an extremely religious Catholic family. As a little girl I didn't know what baby bottles were for. I held my baby doll to my chest to feed her. Breast feeding has always been a part of Catholic culture, no one in my family ever bottle fed or shied away from feeding in public. Giving your baby powder and water from a bit of plastic is the type of insanity only protestants participate in.
 
2013-12-18 02:55:31 PM
The Pope loves the Boobies!
 
2013-12-18 02:56:46 PM
Lotta Pope threads, what's next, the Pope pile drives Pat Robertson then machine guns WBC?
 
2013-12-18 02:57:02 PM
If you want to breastfeed in public, you could at least try to do it modestly.
 
2013-12-18 02:57:39 PM
This pope is ruining all my pre-structured beliefs of what religion is.
Help the poor, feed the hungry, don't hate others who differ from my beliefs, be cool to your neighbor...
WTF is this shiat?
 
2013-12-18 02:57:39 PM
sas.guidespot.com
 
2013-12-18 02:58:42 PM
(I was being sarcastic. I'm loving this pope.)
 
2013-12-18 02:59:42 PM
You guys act like this is the Boobies Pope Benedict statement that was controversial.  It's actually pretty mudane, from a dogmatic standpoint, compared to some of the other things he's said.
 
2013-12-18 03:00:02 PM
shiate

waiting for pics of hot, busty nuns.

starcasm.net

Nun bustier

Still can't make myself see that movie
 
2013-12-18 03:00:28 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-18 03:00:34 PM
Does the pope have a secret superhero identity?

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-12-18 03:04:22 PM

Harry Freakstorm: shiate

waiting for pics of hot, busty nuns.

[starcasm.net image 850x552]

Nun bustier

Still can't make myself see that movie


I haven't yet, either.  But you're making a compelling argument. Please go on...
 
2013-12-18 03:05:11 PM
WWJD? TITS.
 
2013-12-18 03:06:01 PM
Practical, no nonsense, logical. Vulcan Pope it is!
 
2013-12-18 03:09:00 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Practical, no nonsense, logical. Vulcan Pope it is!


wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com

/stolen
 
2013-12-18 03:10:04 PM

rangercheese: You guys act like this is the Boobies Pope Benedict statement that was controversial.  It's actually pretty mudane, from a dogmatic standpoint, compared to some of the other things he's said.


What a Dogomatic may look like

craziestgadgets.com
 
2013-12-18 03:10:44 PM
By all means, ladies, breast feed in public... One condition though, cover it up. Just a blanket. Whether you have someone that's uncomfortable with it or not, it's just common courtesy. I have no problem seeing bare boobies, except that I also don't want to be accused of "staring" by some woman who whips it out, but then gets offended if you even glance in that direction.

Nothing is as hard as trying to wait tables when a woman has her boob out and you're trying to look at the table to get their order, drop of their drinks, etc., but you're also trying to look everywhere else so that you don't get in some kind of trouble with someone for inadvertently "ogling" some naked boobies, whether it's the woman in question, her husband/boyfriend, someone at the next table, your boss, etc. Just do us a favor and throw a blanket or something over it, problem solved in my book.
 
2013-12-18 03:12:15 PM

Harry Freakstorm: shiate

waiting for pics of hot, busty nuns.

[starcasm.net image 850x552]

Nun bustier

Still can't make myself see that movie


Holy fark, that's hot. What movie is this? Obviously it sucks, based on your comment, but it's not any of the crappy movies that I've seen...
 
2013-12-18 03:12:42 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-12-18 03:18:38 PM

Mikey1969: By all means, ladies, breast feed in public... One condition though, cover it up. Just a blanket. Whether you have someone that's uncomfortable with it or not, it's just common courtesy. I have no problem seeing bare boobies, except that I also don't want to be accused of "staring" by some woman who whips it out, but then gets offended if you even glance in that direction.

Nothing is as hard as trying to wait tables when a woman has her boob out and you're trying to look at the table to get their order, drop of their drinks, etc., but you're also trying to look everywhere else so that you don't get in some kind of trouble with someone for inadvertently "ogling" some naked boobies, whether it's the woman in question, her husband/boyfriend, someone at the next table, your boss, etc. Just do us a favor and throw a blanket or something over it, problem solved in my book.


You worry too much. Don't state, but don't be ashamed of looking/ seeing. If you get a odd glance or comment, just smile and say it's a beautiful baby.

I love boobies, but they're just boobies. People who get all feverish about them must not watch enough porn or something.
 
2013-12-18 03:19:09 PM
Pope Francis has been doing well.

I'm waiting until there is major movement on abusive priests, and then I may reconsider going back to church.

In the mean time, go Pope Francis!
 
2013-12-18 03:19:50 PM
Don't *state*

Dang Swype keyboard
 
2013-12-18 03:20:13 PM
Wait a minute... I'm calling shenanigans! Little boys don't have boobies.

I keed! I keed!

\I actually really like this pope
 
2013-12-18 03:20:22 PM
New publications coming from Vatican House:

1.  Nuns With Buns

2.  Playprelate
 
2013-12-18 03:20:44 PM
Stare. *cry*
 
2013-12-18 03:20:53 PM

ELKAY: This isn't anything new. I grew up in an extremely religious Catholic family. As a little girl I didn't know what baby bottles were for. I held my baby doll to my chest to feed her. Breast feeding has always been a part of Catholic culture, no one in my family ever bottle fed or shied away from feeding in public. Giving your baby powder and water from a bit of plastic is the type of insanity only protestants participate in.


Which explains all the level-headed behavior the Catholics have perpetrated over the millennia, amirite?
 
2013-12-18 03:22:25 PM

LeroyBourne: Lotta Pope threads, what's next, the Pope pile drives Pat Robertson then machine guns WBC?


That would give him automatic Sainthood
 
2013-12-18 03:22:39 PM

ELKAY: This isn't anything new. I grew up in an extremely religious Catholic family. As a little girl I didn't know what baby bottles were for. I held my baby doll to my chest to feed her. Breast feeding has always been a part of Catholic culture, no one in my family ever bottle fed or shied away from feeding in public. Giving your baby powder and water from a bit of plastic is the type of insanity only protestants participate in.



Was that supposed to be funny?  Because I'm laughing pretty hard.

/nonreligious
 
2013-12-18 03:24:24 PM
Podmore:
I love boobies, but they're just boobies. People who get all feverish about them must not watch enough porn or something.

You ever watch one of those commercials where they have one of those tender, perfectly grilled sizzling steaks, where flame has kissed it ever so lightly and seems to cut like butter, next to a huge, popped open baked potato?

Do you say "man I'm not hungry now, I just watched a steak"?
 
2013-12-18 03:26:36 PM
At this point there are enough greenlit threads on this guy to justify a Pope tab
 
2013-12-18 03:26:43 PM

Tatsuma: If you want to breastfeed in public, you could at least try to do it modestly.


You ever not go full douche?
 
2013-12-18 03:27:41 PM
As if the breastfeeding cult didn't have enough ammo.

Breast is best, and a mother should be able to breastfeed damn near wherever she needs too, but goddamn people at some point you need to say "No", probably around the time your child can say "No mommy, I want the left one".

Sadly been on the receiving end of a rather vicious verbal abuse after asking a now former friend to maybe stop criticizing other mothers for not breastfeeding until 4.

//Same woman was in tears when her oldest stopped at 2, then in tears when she wanted (and was allowed) to start again at 3 after new baby arrived.
 
2013-12-18 03:30:22 PM

LeroyBourne: Lotta Pope threads, what's next, the Pope pile drives Pat Robertson then machine guns WBC?


Given the abundance of Cowboys threads in the Sports tab, I want to see a no holds barred brawl between the Pope and Jerry Jones.
 
2013-12-18 03:30:47 PM

Prey4reign: New publications coming from Vatican House:

1.  Nuns With Buns

2.  Playprelate


3. Oral Crucifixation
 
2013-12-18 03:32:19 PM
a.abcnews.go.com

in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti
 
2013-12-18 03:32:36 PM

brandent: At this point there are enough greenlit threads on this guy to justify a Pope tab


Pope tab?  Easy-open Pope tab?

media2.s-nbcnews.com
 
2013-12-18 03:33:10 PM

Tatsuma: If you want to breastfeed in public, you could at least try to do it modestly.


Or at least bring enough for everyone.
 
2013-12-18 03:34:19 PM

Podmore: Mikey1969: By all means, ladies, breast feed in public... One condition though, cover it up. Just a blanket. Whether you have someone that's uncomfortable with it or not, it's just common courtesy. I have no problem seeing bare boobies, except that I also don't want to be accused of "staring" by some woman who whips it out, but then gets offended if you even glance in that direction.

Nothing is as hard as trying to wait tables when a woman has her boob out and you're trying to look at the table to get their order, drop of their drinks, etc., but you're also trying to look everywhere else so that you don't get in some kind of trouble with someone for inadvertently "ogling" some naked boobies, whether it's the woman in question, her husband/boyfriend, someone at the next table, your boss, etc. Just do us a favor and throw a blanket or something over it, problem solved in my book.

You worry too much. Don't state, but don't be ashamed of looking/ seeing. If you get a odd glance or comment, just smile and say it's a beautiful baby.

I love boobies, but they're just boobies. People who get all feverish about them must not watch enough porn or something.


You missed the point of that. I don't care, but I don't want to deal with easily offended people who think a normal glance is "staring". Since people don't fill out personality profiles and hand them out in public, this problem is solved when the woman has the courtesy to just cover up and avoid the issue altogether.
 
2013-12-18 03:34:28 PM

meat0918: As if the breastfeeding cult didn't have enough ammo.

Breast is best, and a mother should be able to breastfeed damn near wherever she needs too, but goddamn people at some point you need to say "No", probably around the time your child can say "No mommy, I want the left one".

Sadly been on the receiving end of a rather vicious verbal abuse after asking a now former friend to maybe stop criticizing other mothers for not breastfeeding until 4.

//Same woman was in tears when her oldest stopped at 2, then in tears when she wanted (and was allowed) to start again at 3 after new baby arrived.


Mayim Baylic (Amy on BBT) wrote an article about that. She let her kids ween when they wanted to, I think the last one went until he was around 4.
 
2013-12-18 03:36:29 PM

You know who loves them boobies?


This guy?

i123.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-18 03:41:36 PM

Mikey1969: I don't want to deal with easily offended people who think a normal glance is "staring".


I'm sure hillbillies would prefer to be called "Sons of the Soil" too, but it ain't gonna happen. Nor should it.
 
2013-12-18 03:43:29 PM

smoky2010: meat0918: As if the breastfeeding cult didn't have enough ammo.

Breast is best, and a mother should be able to breastfeed damn near wherever she needs too, but goddamn people at some point you need to say "No", probably around the time your child can say "No mommy, I want the left one".

Sadly been on the receiving end of a rather vicious verbal abuse after asking a now former friend to maybe stop criticizing other mothers for not breastfeeding until 4.

//Same woman was in tears when her oldest stopped at 2, then in tears when she wanted (and was allowed) to start again at 3 after new baby arrived.

Mayim Baylic (Amy on BBT) wrote an article about that. She let her kids ween when they wanted to, I think the last one went until he was around 4.


That was part of the catalyst that triggered the verbal abuse.

My youngest started to ween himself at about 10 months, and my wife was kinda worried, posted something to Facebook about it, and rather than getting responses along the lines of what the doctor said was not that big a big deal, just keep an eye on his weight and start introducing food at a little faster pace, even though 2 years was the recommendation some babies ween earlier or later.

Instead she was inundated from "friends" with "OMG!!!! You are a horrible mother and person and should have your children taken away because allowing him to ween so early and eat baby food so early is child abuse you sick twisted c**t"

It's kinda biased me a bit.
 
2013-12-18 03:43:35 PM
Who does he think he is? Next thing you know he'll film a PSA for mammograms too. WTF is wrong with this guy?

/keed
 
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