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(CBS Houston)   "It seems like, to me, a vagina - as a man - would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there. She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes. You know what I'm saying?" Duck yes   (houston.cbslocal.com) divider line 238
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2013-12-18 11:54:42 AM
Yeah, that's not the best bit of the article.

"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men," Robertson told GQ. "Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers-they won't inherit the kingdom of God. Don't deceive yourself. It's not right."


Nice work there, you farking moron. Get bent.
 
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2013-12-18 11:58:37 AM
Not that he's ever seen a vagina up close, but if he could get hold of one he would give up the anuses in a flash.
 
2013-12-18 12:04:03 PM
Unless they've added some kind of new rotary power grip feature since the last time I dated, frankly I don't think I see the fuss.  I wont say 'a holes a hole' but...yeah, it works out pretty well either way, imo.
 
2013-12-18 12:04:27 PM
This dude is the textbook definition of a douche.
 
2013-12-18 12:04:44 PM
I have to agree with him on that point. Hell, I'd say a pumpkin is more desirable than some guy's pooper.
 
2013-12-18 12:05:50 PM
"Duck Dynasty" is one of those bizarre pop culture things that completely mystifies me. I walk around Christmas shopping and their merch is everywhere. Isn't it just a reality show? And a very heavily scripted one at that? Why is the show so popular?
 
2013-12-18 12:06:26 PM
Having made it through approximately 4 minutes of the show(including commercials),  all I can say is: what would you expect from that group other than what he said.  Almost makes you want to watch the kardashians.
 
2013-12-18 12:06:54 PM
Sin? Yeah yeah how many kinds of fiber you mixing there in your Chinese camo clothes?
 
2013-12-18 12:07:21 PM
You do realize that  lots of sexually active gay men aren't into buttholes at all, right?  Fully about half really only go in for oral/frot.
 
2013-12-18 12:08:32 PM
I've watched just enough of that show to know that I'd prefer spontaneous complete renal failure to viewing any more. And every tidbit I pick up (usually by osmosis) about the cast lets me know my decision was the correct one.
 
2013-12-18 12:09:38 PM
sonofalich.com
 
2013-12-18 12:12:10 PM
"It seems like, to me, a vagina - as a man - would be more desirable than a man's anus."

Um. Gay men are men, too.

Seems like this guy's a bit deficient in the ability to empathize with those who aren't just like him. That's called "narcissism," last I checked.
 
2013-12-18 12:12:18 PM
This from a drunk and a adulterer.  Until he was "born again".  If he had lived they way he is so fond of preaching about in the first place, he wouldn't have had to be "born again".
/hypocrite.
//search for the pictures when these good ol' boys were wearing their frosted tip hairdos.
///manufactured redneck entertainment.
 
2013-12-18 12:12:37 PM
Unfortunately, vaginas are attached to women, and they're all crazy. So...point for men's anuses.
 
2013-12-18 12:13:27 PM
But...but...but I thought these guys were America's Sweethearts? Surely the stars of this reality show would never say anything becoming of a toothless, boorish redneck?

/tis a dark day indeed.
 
2013-12-18 12:14:13 PM
"It seems like, to me, a ridiculous beard - as a man - would be more desirable than not having a ridiculous beard. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there. A ridiculous beard's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes. You know what I'm saying?"
 
2013-12-18 12:14:29 PM

Hoboclown: "Duck Dynasty" is one of those bizarre pop culture things that completely mystifies me. I walk around Christmas shopping and their merch is everywhere. Isn't it just a reality show? And a very heavily scripted one at that? Why is the show so popular?


Because anything that's sold as "blue collar" is lucrative. There are a lot of people who aren't interested in another comedy about thin, attractive white people living in New York or Los Angeles.

Roseanne Barr understood that, which is why we got her groundbreaking, award-winning TV show 20 years ago. So did Jeff Foxworthy, which is why "You might be a redneck if..." made him a fortune in the 90s.

But this being the entertainment business, networks didn't decide to replicate that by finding another Roseanne Barr or Jeff Foxworthy. Instead they combined and mutated them it until it came out as "Duck Dynasty."
 
2013-12-18 12:15:50 PM

markfara: Gay men are men, too


I think that was his point.  Sort of the "round peg/square hole" argument.

/so to speak
 
2013-12-18 12:16:48 PM

Lando Lincoln: Unfortunately, vaginas are attached to women, and they're all crazy. So...point for men's anuses.


They also don't bleed once a month so I think men's anuses has a deuce.
 
2013-12-18 12:17:14 PM
Mr Duck, two words for you:
prostate gland

Go donate some sperm some time and ask for the kind female nurse to provide assistance.

Then, keep note of where the hand goes.

You're famous! You know sperm banks are going to want to get their hands all over that gooey semen.
 
2013-12-18 12:17:23 PM

vpb: Not that he's ever seen a vagina up close, but if he could get hold of one he would give up the anuses in a flash.


um....he has 4 kids.  I'm pretty sure he's figured out how to work a vagina at least 4 times.
 
2013-12-18 12:18:57 PM
I put this statement in the same league as comments about poor people that equate roughly to "Well, have you tried not being poor?" or  "Stop liking what I don't like."
So you don't like dude's butts that doesn't mean other people don't like dude's butts. 
I don't know why people watch his show, but I really don't care because it doesn't affect me. I just change the channel. He could try not thinking about dude's butts, then it wouldn't matter whether other people liked them or not.
 
2013-12-18 12:19:08 PM
He said that in an interview with GQ?

I thought only women and gay men read that magazine.
 
2013-12-18 12:19:17 PM
FTA: Robertson told GQ. "Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers-they won't inherit the kingdom of God. Don't deceive yourself. It's not right."


I like how rich has morphed into greedy in this ignorant hillbilly's mind. Did he mention the part about people who preach false doctrines? I like how he's found it somewhere in his heart and in his gospels that being rich is no detriment to getting to heaven like farking some guy's ass would be.

 More American fake-ass, conservative christian douchebaggery from a segment of the population that more and more doesn't need to be ignored, but called on their stupidity, the damage they do to public discourse, and told point blank that no one will be taking their crying and pouting seriously anymore.
 
2013-12-18 12:20:04 PM
You know what else isn't logical? The fact that more than 3 people actually tune in to watch Duck Dynasty.
 
2013-12-18 12:21:13 PM

vabeard: ///manufactured redneck entertainment.


you realize they didn't just grow the beards for A&E, right?  I mean, no one ever changes their hair style over the course of their lifetime.
 
2013-12-18 12:25:53 PM
I've always found it interesting that these redneck religious nuts always seem to fixate on homosexuality (despite all the other problems in the world they could invest their energy in), but more specifically they seem to zero in on gay men in particular. Not that they're cool with lesbians, mind you, but for whatever reason they usually reference gay men and it's obvious that's where their ire really lies. Even more specific than that, they seem to be especially obsessed with the act of anal sex (which not all gay men even do).
 
2013-12-18 12:27:54 PM

ManateeGag: vabeard: ///manufactured redneck entertainment.

you realize they didn't just grow the beards for A&E, right?  I mean, no one ever changes their hair style over the course of their lifetime.


For all we know, they grew their beards and hair and stopped getting frosted tips to appeal to their duck call market before they became TV stars.
 
2013-12-18 12:28:47 PM
Straight guy here. Kinsey 0. That said:

I think I've gotta disagree with him. From a straight-up aesthetic perspective, the anus is probably better looking than the vagina. You've got this:

3.bp.blogspot.com

or you've got this:

maryannsbaking.com

Sure, the vagina has character, but there's a simplicity to the anus that's hard to criticize.  Sleeker and less fleshy, and more clearly an orifice.
 
2013-12-18 12:29:34 PM

ManateeGag: vabeard: ///manufactured redneck entertainment.

you realize they didn't just grow the beards for A&E, right?  I mean, no one ever changes their hair style over the course of their lifetime.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-18 12:30:07 PM

LlamaGirl: Yeah, that's not the best bit of the article.

"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men," Robertson told GQ. "Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers-they won't inherit the kingdom of God. Don't deceive yourself. It's not right."


Nice work there, you farking moron. Get bent.


Hey, Mr. Hypocrite (the duck dude, not you, LlamaGirl), both the television station that you're on, and many of the viewers that make you money fit in your complaint.  Your God ok with you making money off that?
 
2013-12-18 12:30:15 PM

Uzzah: Straight guy here. Kinsey 0. That said:

I think I've gotta disagree with him. From a straight-up aesthetic perspective, the anus is probably better looking than the vagina. You've got this:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

or you've got this:

[maryannsbaking.com image 425x380]

Sure, the vagina has character, but there's a simplicity to the anus that's hard to criticize.  Sleeker and less fleshy, and more clearly an orifice.


And I'm suddenly deciding to work through lunch.
 
2013-12-18 12:30:45 PM
"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those me."

/Thunderous ponderings from a man who truly believes that Deliverance is a documentary.
//I, for one, am stunned.
 
2013-12-18 12:32:57 PM

verbaltoxin: Hoboclown: "Duck Dynasty" is one of those bizarre pop culture things that completely mystifies me. I walk around Christmas shopping and their merch is everywhere. Isn't it just a reality show? And a very heavily scripted one at that? Why is the show so popular?

Because anything that's sold as "blue collar" is lucrative. There are a lot of people who aren't interested in another comedy about thin, attractive white people living in New York or Los Angeles.

Roseanne Barr understood that, which is why we got her groundbreaking, award-winning TV show 20 years ago. So did Jeff Foxworthy, which is why "You might be a redneck if..." made him a fortune in the 90s.

But this being the entertainment business, networks didn't decide to replicate that by finding another Roseanne Barr or Jeff Foxworthy. Instead they combined and mutated them it until it came out as "Duck Dynasty."


Also throw in a heaping helping of Christianity and cash in on the "culture wars" and the "real America" types. Manufacture your characters just right and sell a bajillion stupid hats. You don't even need good or realistic scripts since people buy-in to the whole thing by relating to them and therefore can't really question anything they see lest they question their own beliefs.

It is just another fake "reality" show. These people aren't any different than the farking Goslings.
 
2013-12-18 12:34:16 PM
This pack of dipshiates have now achieved their Paula Deen moment.
 
2013-12-18 12:35:17 PM

kanesays: This pack of dipshiates have now achieved their Paula Deen moment.


It's only a matter of time for anyone south of 80.
 
2013-12-18 12:37:48 PM

LlamaGirl: Yeah, that's not the best bit of the article.

"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men," Robertson told GQ. "Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers-they won't inherit the kingdom of God. Don't deceive yourself. It's not right."


Nice work there, you farking moron. Get bent.


BUT!

"We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job," Robertson told GQ. "We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus - whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later."
 
2013-12-18 12:39:04 PM
I have never seen this show. Why would anyone care about a bunch of inbred, hillbilly religious freaks?
 
2013-12-18 12:39:23 PM
Fake redneck say something inflammatory to draw more attention to his incredibly stupid, scripted show that lets other dumbass, inbred rednecks feel comfortable in their ignorance.
 
2013-12-18 12:43:07 PM

ManateeGag: vabeard: ///manufactured redneck entertainment.

you realize they didn't just grow the beards for A&E, right?  I mean, no one ever changes their hair style over the course of their lifetime.


This guy really wants to believe. This is the type of moron the show preys on. I feel bad for him.
 
2013-12-18 12:47:04 PM

kanesays: This pack of dipshiates have now achieved their Paula Deen moment.



Doubt it.

This will make them even more popular among the fundy crowd, or the "oh no" there is a war on christmas groups.
 
2013-12-18 12:47:25 PM

Hoboclown: "Duck Dynasty" is one of those bizarre pop culture things that completely mystifies me. I walk around Christmas shopping and their merch is everywhere. Isn't it just a reality show? And a very heavily scripted one at that? Why is the show so popular?


I lost more of my faith in humanity when I saw a farking TV commercial for this:
craziestgadgets.com

/I prefer Svengoolie's version of Duck Dynasty
 
2013-12-18 12:47:42 PM

TheChaosPath: LlamaGirl: Yeah, that's not the best bit of the article.

"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men," Robertson told GQ. "Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers-they won't inherit the kingdom of God. Don't deceive yourself. It's not right."


Nice work there, you farking moron. Get bent.

BUT!

"We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job," Robertson told GQ. "We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus - whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later."


Considering he's a drunk and loves to shoot things, maybe his adultery wasn't only with loose women.  He's already got two out of three.  Protests too much?
 
2013-12-18 12:48:24 PM
isn't desiring a vagina also sinful?
 
2013-12-18 12:50:36 PM

ipsofacto: isn't desiring a vagina also sinful?


Only if it is someone else's.
 
2013-12-18 12:52:06 PM

ipsofacto: isn't desiring a vagina also sinful?


Not if it's attached to your wife.
 
2013-12-18 12:52:24 PM

LlamaGirl: Yeah, that's not the best bit of the article.

"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men," Robertson told GQ. "Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers-they won't inherit the kingdom of God. Don't deceive yourself. It's not right."



bad news for the Robertsons, then.
 
2013-12-18 12:53:25 PM

justtray: ManateeGag: vabeard: ///manufactured redneck entertainment.

you realize they didn't just grow the beards for A&E, right?  I mean, no one ever changes their hair style over the course of their lifetime.

This guy really wants to believe. This is the type of moron the show preys on. I feel bad for him.


my yes, you got me.  I own all the Duck Dynasty merchandise and jerk off to pictures of Willie Robertson's manly beard nightly.  there's not fooling you.
 
2013-12-18 12:55:55 PM
Well, lots of straight dudes like the butt, so there's that.

/sex in an uncomfortable place
 
2013-12-18 12:56:09 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Lando Lincoln: Unfortunately, vaginas are attached to women, and they're all crazy. So...point for men's anuses.

They also don't bleed once a month so I think men's anuses has a deuce.


Men's anuses are pretty impervious to yeast infections.

No babies ever came out of a man's anus.

Men's anuses are really running up the score, here.
 
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