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(KVAL Eugene)   Your honor, my client was 600 miles away in Idaho when the crime was committed. Would you believe 100 miles away in Eugene? How about next door trying to light the place on fire?   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Idaho, killer, aggravated murder, Make It, life imprisonments  
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2013-12-18 11:44:33 AM  
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And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and that damn dog.
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