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(KVAL Eugene)   Your honor, my client was 600 miles away in Idaho when the crime was committed. Would you believe 100 miles away in Eugene? How about next door trying to light the place on fire?   (kval.com) divider line 15
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2013-12-18 11:34:29 AM
Missed acquittal by *that* much.
 
2013-12-18 11:44:33 AM
And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and that damn dog.
 
2013-12-18 11:45:46 AM
Did not think his cunning plan through.  You are supposed to rent a car in addition to the alibi thingie.

Also that was one cold plan.  Sure, kill the wife so no divorce, not a fan of the plan, but it is a classic.  The killing of the neighbors, that is some cold shiat
 
2013-12-18 11:46:53 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and that damn dog.


Or, you know, not driving his own truck back to where he lives in order to kill his wife.

Devil is in the details and all.
 
2013-12-18 11:47:56 AM
"well, you're no help at all"
"How can I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus"
"I never said dusty"
 
2013-12-18 11:48:45 AM
Edward Nelson wanted to divorce his wife Kathleen, but he didn't want to pay her any money.
He came up with a plan.
When he got home, he shot his wife Kathleen in the head, killing her.
He then went next door and killed his neighbors, Renae and Lola Cottam.
Nelson then tried to set both homes on fire.


I'm not sure this was the most efficient way to accomplish this. For one thing, he can't even divorce her now.
 
2013-12-18 11:49:20 AM
SMART!

86'd him

was he involed in Kaos?
 
2013-12-18 11:53:56 AM

JohnCarter: Did not think his cunning plan through.  You are supposed to rent a car in addition to the alibi thingie.

Also that was one cold plan.  Sure, kill the wife so no divorce, not a fan of the plan, but it is a classic.  The killing of the neighbors, that is some cold shiat


Unless he had a beef with them too, this was a total dik move...
 
2013-12-18 11:55:00 AM

Thingster: Sin_City_Superhero: And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and that damn dog.

Or, you know, not driving his own truck back to where he lives in order to kill his wife.

Devil is in the details and all.


That one was like a stealth aircraft and just flew right over you. Didn't it?
 
2013-12-18 11:59:36 AM
www.bill-dana.com
 
2013-12-18 12:30:35 PM
This is what a prenuptial agreement is for!
 
2013-12-18 12:49:45 PM
When you fark up that badly turn the gun on yourself and save. Yourself the misery in jail. Hell awaits you either way.
 
2013-12-18 01:50:05 PM
A.  Not pay court ordered alimony, move away.
B.  Triple count of first degree murder.

Easy choice.
 
2013-12-18 02:28:40 PM
Coos Bay.  Not a town (or North Bend either) known for it's population of smart people.

/didn't live there voluntarily
//the USCG sent us there
 
2013-12-18 02:51:37 PM
"Would I throw this lighted match in the oven if my good pal Rocky was in there?"

"Yoouuu might rabbit, you might."
 
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