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(Mirror.co.uk)   Your 999 call about being locked out of your house is, on second though, not so bad compared to emergency calls about carry out not having vindaloo and requests for a squirrel ambulance   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 29
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2013-12-18 08:56:38 AM  
Not having vindaloo is a kind of emergency.
 
2013-12-18 09:11:45 AM  

Sybarite: Not having vindaloo is a kind of emergency.


www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk

"Too right, mate."
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-18 09:30:03 AM  
In one call, a woman is heard telling the emergency call handler how she has found a dead squirrel on grass where children are playing, and asks for someone to come and take it away.

I like squirrels more than most people, but once they're dead it's not an emergency.
 
2013-12-18 09:56:40 AM  
Glad Fark doesn't spell check just like the real news sites.
 
2013-12-18 09:59:11 AM  
Second though? Gotta be the tag punchline somewhere.
 
2013-12-18 10:03:15 AM  
That delivery guy was a real smeg head.
 
2013-12-18 10:05:04 AM  
This bar by me had a tofu vindaloo taco.  It was the bomb, but like anything good on the menu at this place it was eventually replaced by chicken fingers or sliders or whatever thing housewives, old people, and children like.

What were we talking about again?
 
2013-12-18 10:07:34 AM  

RastaKins: Second though? Gotta be the tag punchline somewhere.


Maybe it's a British thing?
 
2013-12-18 10:09:35 AM  
Not even a full page down:


Fire departments tell holiday drunks not to even think about calling 999 because they locked their stupid drunk asses out of their houses. Again

Pre-holiday drunk mods?
 
2013-12-18 10:14:31 AM  

AltheaToldMe: Not even a full page down:


Fire departments tell holiday drunks not to even think about calling 999 because they locked their stupid drunk asses out of their houses. Again

Pre-holiday drunk mods?


Different news sites....GREEN IT!
 
2013-12-18 10:33:31 AM  
Wow, the limeys have shiatty taste in Indian food. Of course, it tastes better than their native brilliance of fried fish and frites, or ground eel pudding.
 
2013-12-18 10:34:37 AM  
That's not the number anymore.
 
2013-12-18 10:43:47 AM  
Da fuq kinda headline did i just read?
 
2013-12-18 10:45:12 AM  

AltheaToldMe: Not even a full page down:


Fire departments tell holiday drunks not to even think about calling 999 because they locked their stupid drunk asses out of their houses. Again

Pre-holiday drunk mods?


Eventually you're going to realize that this isn't a repeat, and this headline is specifically referencing that other headline because it is a story about even more improper 999 calls. And when that realization dawns on you, I hope you feel like a right proper arse.
 
2013-12-18 10:46:03 AM  
Vindaloo , vindaloo , where will you get your vindaloo ?
Every puppy has his day, everybody has to pay
Everybody has to get his vindaloo.
 
2013-12-18 10:46:45 AM  

Rapmaster2000: This bar by me had a tofu vindaloo taco.  It was the bomb, but like anything good on the menu at this place it was eventually replaced by chicken fingers or sliders or whatever thing housewives, old people, and children like.

What were we talking about again?


The weather I believe...
 
2013-12-18 10:55:57 AM  
999? Silly Brits, that is too easy to but-dial.
 
2013-12-18 11:09:00 AM  

IC Stars: 999? Silly Brits, that is too easy to but-dial.


Real Brits dial 0118 999 881 999 119 7253  instead.
 
2013-12-18 11:15:35 AM  

Rapmaster2000: This bar by me had a tofu vindaloo taco.  It was the bomb, but like anything good on the menu at this place it was eventually replaced by chicken fingers or sliders or whatever thing housewives, old people, and children like.

What were we talking about again?


I believe you left off by unzipping your pants and stroking your erect foodie
 
2013-12-18 11:19:57 AM  

Crudbucket: , I hope you feel like a right proper arse.


Probably, but since I've been saying stupid shiat my whole adult life, I'm immune to that ass-y feeling any more.

/Retreats to a safe distance.
 
2013-12-18 11:26:21 AM  
Being locked out of your house can be serious for some people... .a lady in upstate NY died last week after getting locked out in the cold and being unable to get back into her house (large property)... sadly, she was found dead in her driveway. If you're in an actual, life-threatening situation... call emergency services, better to be embarrassed than dead.
 
2013-12-18 11:32:50 AM  

Fano: Wow, the limeys have shiatty taste in Indian food. Of course, it tastes better than their native brilliance of fried fish and frites, or ground eel pudding.


On a completely unrelated note, it has always amused me that the best insult we have for Brits is that they knew how to cure scurvy.
 
2013-12-18 11:35:33 AM  

trappedspirit: Rapmaster2000: This bar by me had a tofu vindaloo taco.  It was the bomb, but like anything good on the menu at this place it was eventually replaced by chicken fingers or sliders or whatever thing housewives, old people, and children like.

What were we talking about again?

I believe you left off by unzipping your pants and stroking your erect foodie


There are no such things as foodies.  They only exist in the minds of hipsters.
 
2013-12-18 11:42:49 AM  
I call whenever they screw up my order in the drive-though.
 
2013-12-18 12:02:30 PM  
"Squirrel Ambulance" is the name of my Mumford and Sons tribute band.
 
2013-12-18 12:15:24 PM  
Oh subby, you've failed on so many levels.
 
2013-12-18 12:16:57 PM  
I find the fact that they don't seem to be charging or fining these people even more irritating than the calls themselves.
 
2013-12-18 01:27:43 PM  
www.quickmeme.com

Is Subby retarded?
 
2013-12-19 04:17:24 PM  
What about a rabbit ambulance?

www.achewood.com
 
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