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(Jewish Press)   Arab media report 'Antichrist' born in Tel Aviv. Funny, I thought he was Kenyan   (jewishpress.com) divider line 66
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2013-12-18 08:20:35 AM
That's idiotic and horrible. American media would never "report" something so inane.
 
2013-12-18 08:20:40 AM
 
2013-12-18 08:22:23 AM
One man's antichrist is another man's messiah.
 
2013-12-18 08:23:21 AM
Dammit! I accidentally and crowned him King of Kings! Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Never mind. I drew a cartoon of Allah munching a pork chop whilst browsing the latest issue of Playgirl to counter it.

/Narrow escape...
 
2013-12-18 08:23:25 AM
There is a reason arabs haven't accomplished jack squat in the last 500 years.

But hey, ANY group of a billion people can have an "off" half-millennium, amirite?
 
2013-12-18 08:23:51 AM
Those 70,000 Tartars are going to need a lot of sauce.
 
2013-12-18 08:27:01 AM

CarnySaur: One man's antichrist is another man's messiah.


Nicely done.  Funnied.

flucto: Those 70,000 Tartars are going to need a lot of sauce.


Your Tartars want steak.
 
2013-12-18 08:29:20 AM
Another great story from the blog of Elder of Ziyon. There must be some procedure for getting to blog under that name.
 
2013-12-18 08:30:18 AM
So Christ and anti-Christ meet in a bar and shake hands. This is the way the world ends, in dialectic annilihation.
 
2013-12-18 08:30:27 AM
I like to imagine the antichrist would be equivalent to Bizarro Superman, and he would say the opposite of everything Jesus said and be a big lumbering simpleton version of the Lamb of God who carried an upside down cross on his back. Like, "Me not want to stick it to Mary Magdalene," and, "Don't sell your possessions, don't give to the poor and you will have treasure in Hell." And he'd have to have the opposite powers of Jesus, too. He could turn bread into McDoubles and water into cheese.
 
2013-12-18 08:31:45 AM
FTA: "Click here's to view the future destroyer of worlds."

Yeah, that's a website I'm gonna trust.
 
2013-12-18 08:35:06 AM
"Muslim "experts" are explaining how this baby fits into Koranic prophecy, and how when he is 40 years old he will lead an army of 70,000 Jews and 70,000 Tatars and ignorant people will follow him and crown him King of Kings."

That poor baby either has holoprosencephaly or cyclopia.  Poor parents.  Either way, he's not making it to 40 years, he'll be lucky if he lives 40 days.
 
2013-12-18 08:37:22 AM
"Muslim "experts" are explaining how this baby fits into Koranic prophecy, and how when he is 40 years old he will lead an army of 70,000 Jews and 70,000 Tatars and ignorant people will follow him and crown him King of Kings."

So, they potato in the Middle East as well
 
2013-12-18 08:38:03 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: I like to imagine the antichrist would be equivalent to Bizarro Superman, and he would say the opposite of everything Jesus said and be a big lumbering simpleton version of the Lamb of God who carried an upside down cross on his back. Like, "Me not want to stick it to Mary Magdalene," and, "Don't sell your possessions, don't give to the poor and you will have treasure in Hell." And he'd have to have the opposite powers of Jesus, too. He could turn bread into McDoubles and water into cheese.


BIZARRO JESUS KILL YOU TO FORGIVE HIS SINS
 
2013-12-18 08:38:33 AM

SevenizGud: There is a reason arabs haven't accomplished jack squat in the last 500 years.

But hey, ANY group of a billion people can have an "off" half-millennium, amirite?


Stuff your bigotry where the sun don't shine
 
2013-12-18 08:39:21 AM

SevenizGud: There is a reason arabs haven't accomplished jack squat in the last 500 years.

But hey, ANY group of a billion people can have an "off" half-millennium, amirite?


It took the Christians about 1200 years, so yeah, they can.
 
2013-12-18 08:41:56 AM
140,000 followers?  Nothing a handful of B52s and a Marine division cant take care of before breakfast...
 
2013-12-18 08:42:35 AM

cameroncrazy1984: SevenizGud: There is a reason arabs haven't accomplished jack squat in the last 500 years.

But hey, ANY group of a billion people can have an "off" half-millennium, amirite?

Stuff your bigotry where the sun don't shine


I'm going to play devil's advocate here and point out that SevenizGud specifically said "last 500 years" and almost everyone on that list is from the middle ages...
 
2013-12-18 08:42:38 AM
You know who's going to stop this kid?

Nobody, that's who!
 
2013-12-18 08:42:56 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Your Tartars want steak.


And a whole lot of toothpaste.
 
2013-12-18 08:46:23 AM
I'm making a goggle for it.
 
2013-12-18 08:47:10 AM

BitwiseShift: Another great story from the blog of Elder of Ziyon. There must be some procedure for getting to blog under that name.


You suggesting that there's a system of rules that explain the correct conduct and procedures to be followed for that blog?
 
2013-12-18 08:48:17 AM

ChrisDe: FTA: "Click here's to view the future destroyer of worlds."

Yeah, that's a website I'm gonna trust.


You actually clicked on that link?
 
2013-12-18 08:49:29 AM

rjakobi: Bareefer Obonghit: I like to imagine the antichrist would be equivalent to Bizarro Superman, and he would say the opposite of everything Jesus said and be a big lumbering simpleton version of the Lamb of God who carried an upside down cross on his back. Like, "Me not want to stick it to Mary Magdalene," and, "Don't sell your possessions, don't give to the poor and you will have treasure in Hell." And he'd have to have the opposite powers of Jesus, too. He could turn bread into McDoubles and water into cheese.

BIZARRO JESUS KILL YOU TO FORGIVE HIS SINS


So, Paul Ryan?

/Cheap shots are the best shots
 
2013-12-18 08:55:54 AM

martid4: I'm making a goggle for it.


Then, it'll be just like a minion from Despicable Me.  Minions are real, and now, I have proof.
 
2013-12-18 08:58:08 AM
And, he's an anarchist, to boot.
 
2013-12-18 08:59:55 AM

SDRR: ChrisDe: FTA: "Click here's to view the future destroyer of worlds."

Yeah, that's a website I'm gonna trust.

You actually clicked on that link?


No, I meant the original site that the link was on. I didn't want to click it and try to unsee something.
 
2013-12-18 09:03:28 AM

Gonz: BitwiseShift: Another great story from the blog of Elder of Ziyon. There must be some procedure for getting to blog under that name.

You suggesting that there's a system of rules that explain the correct conduct and procedures to be followed for that blog?


A protocol of sorts, at least according to the late Tzar's secret police and Ford Motor Company.
 
2013-12-18 09:08:45 AM
"Dr. Mohammed Shahat, a member of the Islamic Research Academy, denied the child in the video is the Antichrist. He said in a telephone intervew: 'The Antichrist will not appear until after the return of Jesus, peace be upon him ... There is religious basis to confirm that the baby is the Antichrist who said he described in sacred books.'"

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2013-12-18 09:08:51 AM

TheBigJerk: rjakobi: Bareefer Obonghit: I like to imagine the antichrist would be equivalent to Bizarro Superman, and he would say the opposite of everything Jesus said and be a big lumbering simpleton version of the Lamb of God who carried an upside down cross on his back. Like, "Me not want to stick it to Mary Magdalene," and, "Don't sell your possessions, don't give to the poor and you will have treasure in Hell." And he'd have to have the opposite powers of Jesus, too. He could turn bread into McDoubles and water into cheese.

BIZARRO JESUS KILL YOU TO FORGIVE HIS SINS

So, Paul Ryan?

/Cheap shots are the best shots

I was going with Ayn Rand but this works too....

 
2013-12-18 09:11:26 AM
. He doesn't have a nose. How does this kid smell?.
 
2013-12-18 09:14:16 AM

BitwiseShift: . He doesn't have a nose. How does this kid smell?.


Awful!
 
2013-12-18 09:16:23 AM

BitwiseShift: . He doesn't have a nose. How does this kid smell?.


Terrible.

/I regret nothing.
 
2013-12-18 09:25:23 AM
TheBigJerk:

/Cheap shots are the best shots

Because capitalism?
 
2013-12-18 09:25:36 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: I like to imagine the antichrist would be equivalent to Bizarro Superman, and he would say the opposite of everything Jesus said and be a big lumbering simpleton version of the Lamb of God who carried an upside down cross on his back. Like, "Me not want to stick it to Mary Magdalene," and, "Don't sell your possessions, don't give to the poor and you will have treasure in Hell." And he'd have to have the opposite powers of Jesus, too. He could turn bread into McDoubles and water into cheese.


Wouldn't Bizzaro Jesus uproot the cross and ride on it like a skateboard or something?  I think the fan art on that would look pretty sacreligi-awesome.
 
2013-12-18 09:26:18 AM

cameroncrazy1984: SevenizGud: There is a reason arabs haven't accomplished jack squat in the last 500 years.

But hey, ANY group of a billion people can have an "off" half-millennium, amirite?

Stuff your bigotry where the sun don't shine


Pats head.  Good little dhimmi.
 
2013-12-18 09:29:04 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Good little dhimmi.


*chug*
 
2013-12-18 09:29:47 AM
EXTERMINATE !  EXTERMINATE ! EXTERMINATE !!!!
 
2013-12-18 09:31:17 AM
70,000 Jews and 70,000 Tatars and ignorant people


Those should be fairly easy to come by down there.
 
2013-12-18 09:32:12 AM
Was his dad's name Davros by any chance ?
 
2013-12-18 09:35:27 AM
King of Kings...in the land of the blind.
 
2013-12-18 09:38:17 AM
I always thought the "anti-christ" was said to be able to blend in with everybody else. I don't think this kid is blending in ANYWHERE. Well, unless you count ringling brothers...
Yes I feel dirty...
 
2013-12-18 09:43:22 AM
Oh, those primitive Arabs clinging to their irrational beliefs.


media.salon.com
 
2013-12-18 09:52:12 AM

Dr gLove:  I don't think this kid is blending in ANYWHERE.


It's not the number of features... it's how you use them... 

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-18 09:52:42 AM
God that's creepy. Eughhhh...
 
2013-12-18 09:58:29 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Dr gLove:  I don't think this kid is blending in ANYWHERE.

It's not the number of features... it's how you use them... 


Ok. I watched those eyes waaaayyy too long. that frog must've licked himself..
 
2013-12-18 09:59:10 AM
A Jewish newspaper runs a story about a picture of the Islamic Anti-Christbut it turns out it's a five year old picture of a Bolivian baby with terrible birth defects.

Tell me again why atheists like me need to respect religious beliefs more.
 
2013-12-18 10:02:22 AM

Aquapope: Tell me again why atheists like me need to respect religious beliefs more.


Tolerance! Culture! Wa-wa-wi-wa!

Also, acres of butt-hurt, (oppressed!), theists whenever they get asked to stop acting like 4yr olds.
 
2013-12-18 10:09:38 AM

cameroncrazy1984: SevenizGud: There is a reason arabs haven't accomplished jack squat in the last 500 years.

But hey, ANY group of a billion people can have an "off" half-millennium, amirite?

Stuff your bigotry where the sun don't shine


Considering that it covers about 1200 years, that's a really short list.
 
2013-12-18 10:10:52 AM
Gabriele Levin, the 1st commenter under the article, is hot.
 
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