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(   Farmer uses heat lamp to keep chickens warm in coop during winter, succeeds   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Grand Rapids Press, Jamestown Township  
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2013-12-18 09:14:52 AM  
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When I was a kid, we had a farrowing barn burn down because of a heat lamp, along with 12 sows with full litters of pigs. I'll never forget that smell. Burning wood + burning pig shiat + charred hair and flesh. It was... less than pleasant. The cleanup the next day was a nightmare. At least chickens wouldn't be as hard to pick up and dispose of as an 800 lb. sow. Of course they were all fully cooked, so you couldn't just pick them up or drag them without having them fall apart like an overcooked roast. A roast that just happens to have a couple hundred pounds of squishy, smelly, internal organs inside of it. Fun times.

//enjoy your breakfast!
2013-12-18 08:56:55 AM  
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Teach a man to build a fire he will be warm for as long as the fire lasts. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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