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(South Jersey Courier-Post)   Police are investigating how a man who escaped from a halfway house for criminals ended up dead and naked in a South Jersey driveway. Subby's going with the "Festivus Miracle" explanation   (courierpostonline.com) divider line 12
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2013-12-18 04:36:10 AM
People with hyperthermia are known to strip out of their clothing in a delusional state, thinking they're too warm. Doesn't sound like he was dressed for the weather. :\
2013-12-18 04:45:51 AM
2013-12-18 04:58:44 AM
FTFA:He was sentenced in April 2010 on 10 felony charges for crimes that occurred in Cumberland County, including drug manufacturing, drug dealing, heroin possession, harassment and possessing a weapon.

Well at least he wasn't involved in anything that might lead to irrational actions like getting naked outdoors in the winter.
2013-12-18 05:09:04 AM
Possible.  Very possible. I blame the Sopra
2013-12-18 05:16:09 AM
I'm going with the "PCP miracle".
2013-12-18 07:21:58 AM
Ran afoul of a former business associate?
2013-12-18 07:27:52 AM
Bridgeton? Not surprising. My sister lives near there, it's a total shiathole.
2013-12-18 07:39:46 AM
Escape a halfway house?

I thought those things were just for signing in at and going to sleep, not actually locking in the ex cons.
2013-12-18 07:43:04 AM
Was it a halfway house on a one way street?
2013-12-18 09:51:05 AM

/kudos, subby
2013-12-18 10:02:35 AM
Wasn't Tony Soprano's driveway was it?
2013-12-18 03:59:11 PM
Uncle Ruckus?upload.wikimedia.org
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