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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman sues restaurant after daughter gets finger stuck in sugar dispenser. Judge: YOU GET NOTHING   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 105
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2013-12-18 12:16:27 AM
AND LIKE IT!
 
2013-12-18 12:21:44 AM
"sugar dispenser" is British slang for "tea time bar-maid"

(in my daydreams, anyway)
 
2013-12-18 12:28:37 AM
YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY MAM.
 
2013-12-18 12:35:48 AM
blogs.rand.com

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

/als sad that the Hero tag has to come to something like this
 
2013-12-18 12:40:47 AM
And made her pay court costs. Excellent.

Sorry, you don't get a payday because either
A)your daughter is stupid or
B)you are an inattentive mother

Make her pay court costs and take her child away for her own safety.
 
2013-12-18 01:14:32 AM
"She sued the chain through her mother Vanessa"

This is why we do not allow three-year-olds to file lawsuits!
 
2013-12-18 05:25:28 AM
The court heard how staff failed to release Robyn's finger using soap and other lubricants and she was eventually taken to Temple Street Children's Hospital where they had to cut the metal lid.

everyone scoffs, but think of the outrageous medical bills the poor family had to pay!

medical care costs a lot of money theses days, and furthermore...

restaurant in Blanchardstown, Dublin

oh...never mind....
 
2013-12-18 06:10:09 AM
And she had to pay court costs. Nice
 
2013-12-18 06:16:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-18 06:16:38 AM
Does dick work for you?  Because that's our top offer and final judgement.

Out to 4 decimal places that's .0000dick.  Enjoy!
 
2013-12-18 06:22:04 AM
mother and daughter both look repulsive.
 
2013-12-18 06:23:36 AM

DanZero: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

/als sad that the Hero tag has to come to something like this


Thank you, I needed that this morning.
 
2013-12-18 06:26:18 AM
This is how you get ants.
 
2013-12-18 06:30:05 AM
You mock, but what if this were your child?
 
2013-12-18 06:31:00 AM
Shame on you, judge. Now how's she supposed to teach her kid that doing something stupid doesn't entitle her to a big payoff?

/It takes a village, you know.
//One where people who work for money owe that money to everyone else.
 
2013-12-18 06:31:37 AM

Full Metal Retard: Does dick work for you?  Because that's our top offer and final judgement.

Out to 4 decimal places that's .0000dick.  Enjoy!


I concur.
 
2013-12-18 06:34:48 AM

fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


Were they injured?  No?  Were they a moron for sticking their finger in a sugar dispenser?  Yes?  Then I'd point out this is a good life lesson.  If they were injured?  I'd probably show some sympathy, then point out this is a good life lesson.  Don't stick your finger (or any other appendage) into random holes.  That's good advice at any time.
 
2013-12-18 06:36:49 AM
Sticking your fingers into strange holes rarely turns out well.


fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


I'd be depressed that I'd set my standards so low as to have farked the mother.
 
2013-12-18 06:41:30 AM

fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


I was ready to tell you about how as an attentive parent I would have kept my kid's grubby little hands off the condiment dispenser and that if she had managed to get her finger stuck without my noticing I would have let the experience be a lesson to her to not stick her body parts where they don't belong. But then i realized what you did there.

Well played.
 
2013-12-18 06:41:43 AM
I don't want to blast the kid, as she is 3, but her mom sounds really...dumb. I can't think of another word to describe her. Dumb as a box of rocks. The judge is right, we are in a 'compensation culture' and I'm glad he stood up to her. My parents would have laughed at me and taken pictures to be shown later during family reunions.

TL;DR - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2013-12-18 06:47:03 AM
In other news, man sues zipper manufacturer.
 
2013-12-18 06:50:12 AM

arghhh: In other news, man sues zipper manufacturer.


Hey, THAT is an unreasonably dangerous design!
 
2013-12-18 06:55:19 AM

arghhh: In other news, man sues zipper manufacturer.


Your post and your name work so very well together.
 
2013-12-18 06:56:02 AM

fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


0/10

/not even a good try
 
2013-12-18 06:56:24 AM

fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


If it was my child I would have mocked her and then said, "File your own lawsuit next time."
 
2013-12-18 06:57:14 AM
My sister got her head stuck between the slats of a rocking chair when she was around that age. My dad just sighed and went to get a saw. I, being the bestest big sister EVER in the history of big sisters, shook my head sadly and told her I'd really miss her. She stopped crying for a bit and looked confused. I told her that I'd miss her because now dad would have to cut off her head and that's why he had to go get the saw. We're in our 40's now and she still gets mad about it whenever someone tells the story. She never got her head stuck anywhere more dangerous than up her ass after that day, so I was just helping make sure it never happened again. It's not my fault it was also hilarious (to a five year old).
 
2013-12-18 06:59:44 AM

fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


I would have used soap and told them not to do stupid shiat like this. My daughter already got a finger caught in a toy, and knows what will happen
 
2013-12-18 07:01:25 AM
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2013-12-18 07:01:39 AM
Good. It's good to see people suing because their Tater Jr. did something stupid get smacked down. Really, watch your own damn kid.


/Come on, am I the only one using Tater Jr? I just think it perfectly sums up this kid.
 
2013-12-18 07:02:48 AM

fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


You're right.  I forgot having children makes you reprehensible.
 
2013-12-18 07:05:11 AM

Candygram for Mongo: Sticking your fingers into strange holes rarely turns out well.


fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?

I'd be depressed that I'd set my standards so low as to have farked the mother.


Well played, I lolled.
 
2013-12-18 07:07:25 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: My sister got her head stuck between the slats of a rocking chair when she was around that age. My dad just sighed and went to get a saw. I, being the bestest big sister EVER in the history of big sisters, shook my head sadly and told her I'd really miss her. She stopped crying for a bit and looked confused. I told her that I'd miss her because now dad would have to cut off her head and that's why he had to go get the saw. We're in our 40's now and she still gets mad about it whenever someone tells the story. She never got her head stuck anywhere more dangerous than up her ass after that day, so I was just helping make sure it never happened again. It's not my fault it was also hilarious (to a five year old).


You are, hands down, one of the best sisters of all time!
 
2013-12-18 07:10:55 AM

fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


My uncle did this once. Difference being, it was a meat grinder, and now he's got one finger that ends in this weird bulb looking thing. What did grandma do? Take him to the hospital, get him fixed up, and then thrash him for being a dumbass.
 
2013-12-18 07:12:37 AM
www.unitedhookah.com
 
2013-12-18 07:19:20 AM
When I was a kid I got my finger stuck in a toy. Nobody got sued I got laughed at and lots of pictures taken. Not long ago my mom showed the pics to my nieces and nephew. They all had a nice laugh of a picture of me crying my eyes out.
 
2013-12-18 07:19:42 AM

Candygram for Mongo: Sticking your fingers into strange holes rarely turns out well.


fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?

I'd be depressed that I'd set my standards so low as to have farked the mother.


Cut him some slack. He was drunk when he farked her.

And cut the kid some slack. The mom was drunk when she was pregnant.
 
2013-12-18 07:21:02 AM

sendtodave: Candygram for Mongo: Sticking your fingers into strange holes rarely turns out well.


fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?

I'd be depressed that I'd set my standards so low as to have farked the mother.

Cut him some slack. He was drunk when he farked her.

And cut the kid some slack. The mom was drunk when she was pregnant.


Cut the Farker some slack, they were drunk when they posted that comment.
 
2013-12-18 07:22:05 AM
The case was taken after Robyn Behan, who was almost three years old at the time, got her finger stuck in an 8mm hole in the dispenser


The mom needs a 9mm hole.

Good on the judge. I hope this sets a precedent for frivilous cases
 
2013-12-18 07:22:29 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: My sister got her head stuck between the slats of a rocking chair when she was around that age. My dad just sighed and went to get a saw. I, being the bestest big sister EVER in the history of big sisters, shook my head sadly and told her I'd really miss her. She stopped crying for a bit and looked confused. I told her that I'd miss her because now dad would have to cut off her head and that's why he had to go get the saw. We're in our 40's now and she still gets mad about it whenever someone tells the story. She never got her head stuck anywhere more dangerous than up her ass after that day, so I was just helping make sure it never happened again. It's not my fault it was also hilarious (to a five year old).


Hahahaha, she must've been PISSED! And trying to pummel you later.
 
2013-12-18 07:22:33 AM
Every time I get stick my finger where it doesn't belong, I tend NOT to inform my parents about it.
 
2013-12-18 07:25:55 AM

MythDragon: The mom needs a 9mm hole.


sciencefiction.com
 
2013-12-18 07:28:09 AM
  images1.wikia.nocookie.net

 Burns: I'm going to write a figure on this piece of paper.  It's not quite
          as large as the last one, but I think you'll find it fair.
          [draws a giant zero]

   Hutz:  I think we should take it.
 
2013-12-18 07:31:35 AM

Mock26: Real Women Drink Akvavit: My sister got her head stuck between the slats of a rocking chair when she was around that age. My dad just sighed and went to get a saw. I, being the bestest big sister EVER in the history of big sisters, shook my head sadly and told her I'd really miss her. She stopped crying for a bit and looked confused. I told her that I'd miss her because now dad would have to cut off her head and that's why he had to go get the saw. We're in our 40's now and she still gets mad about it whenever someone tells the story. She never got her head stuck anywhere more dangerous than up her ass after that day, so I was just helping make sure it never happened again. It's not my fault it was also hilarious (to a five year old).

You are, hands down, one of the best sisters of all time!


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-18 07:32:37 AM
The jury said the same thing when I got my dick stuck in the water fountain at Wendys....
 
2013-12-18 07:35:30 AM

Richard C Stanford: Good. It's good to see people suing because their Tater Jr. did something stupid get smacked down. Really, watch your own damn kid.


/Come on, am I the only one using Tater Jr? I just think it perfectly sums up this kid.


Ron White approves...
 
2013-12-18 07:38:40 AM

zamboni: A)your daughter is stupid or
B)you are an inattentive mother


Clearly you don't have kids.  It's neither of those things.

She may be the best mother in the world.  Kids do kid things.  Period.

I agree 100% she should be laughed out of court, but I don't like the implication that every time something happens to the kids the parents must be bad parents.

(if she stopped the kid BEFORE sticking her finger in there she'd be called a "helicopter parent")
 
2013-12-18 07:39:19 AM
Shouldn't someone pay me for my own incompetence? Isn't that how our legal system is supposed to work?
 
2013-12-18 07:39:54 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: My sister got her head stuck between the slats of a rocking chair when she was around that age. My dad just sighed and went to get a saw. I, being the bestest big sister EVER in the history of big sisters, shook my head sadly and told her I'd really miss her. She stopped crying for a bit and looked confused. I told her that I'd miss her because now dad would have to cut off her head and that's why he had to go get the saw. We're in our 40's now and she still gets mad about it whenever someone tells the story. She never got her head stuck anywhere more dangerous than up her ass after that day, so I was just helping make sure it never happened again. It's not my fault it was also hilarious (to a five year old).


And that story is why you are on my favorites list.
 
2013-12-18 07:39:59 AM

fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


I'd mock even more.
 
2013-12-18 07:43:47 AM

fusillade762: You mock, but what if this were your child?


I'd mock.
 
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