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(Telegraph)   Life imitates Monty Python's Meaning of Life, as British schoolboys are now getting formal instruction on not leaping for the clitoris like a bull at a gate   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 28
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2013-12-17 10:12:54 PM  
Boobies
 
2013-12-17 10:18:38 PM  
You guys are going to have to sit down for this; but, porn lied to us:

Girls really aren't into the whole jump on them and hump their leg into submission thing. Not that I've ever done that. Also, girls aren't always up for getting small toy giraffes shoved up their butts.
 
2013-12-17 10:19:21 PM  
So, is more about the "war on men" and their "feminization"?
 
2013-12-17 10:20:32 PM  
If only I had access to a similar class way back then! HS and again in college.

Then continued education throughout the rest of my 20s and early 30s...

I was quite the dunce when it came to the wimmins...
 
2013-12-17 10:20:40 PM  

BalugaJoe: Boobies


What about them? You are suggesting that they are the starting point?
What's wrong with a kiss boy! Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?
 
2013-12-17 10:34:52 PM  

nonzero: BalugaJoe: Boobies

What about them? You are suggesting that they are the starting point?
What's wrong with a kiss boy! Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?


Before you go rampaging off to the boobies.
 
2013-12-17 10:44:24 PM  
I'd like to suggest that if we emphasized empathy when it comes to communication, there'd be no need for any such teaching.
 
2013-12-17 10:47:20 PM  
But will they cover vaginal juices?
 
2013-12-17 10:47:41 PM  

nonzero: BalugaJoe: Boobies

What about them? You are suggesting that they are the starting point?
What's wrong with a kiss boy! Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?


 Suck the nipple, sir?
 
2013-12-17 10:49:31 PM  

Vee-One: But will they cover vaginal juices?


With what, like a lid?
 
2013-12-17 10:56:49 PM  

Vee-One: But will they cover vaginal juices?


Yes, and apparently tonguing will give you the best idea of how they're coming along.
 
2013-12-17 11:13:56 PM  
But the headline is misleading
 
2013-12-17 11:21:20 PM  
Pffft!  Everybody knows that the instant you get the panties off you furiously noogie the clit while simultaneously jamming two fingers in the ass.
 
2013-12-17 11:21:28 PM  

iheartscotch: You guys are going to have to sit down for this; but, porn lied to us:

Girls really aren't into the whole jump on them and hump their leg into submission thing. Not that I've ever done that. Also, girls aren't always up for getting small toy giraffes shoved up their butts.


I have 7 girls in my basement will disagree with that statement.
 
2013-12-17 11:24:19 PM  

Eddy Gurge: iheartscotch: You guys are going to have to sit down for this; but, porn lied to us:

Girls really aren't into the whole jump on them and hump their leg into submission thing. Not that I've ever done that. Also, girls aren't always up for getting small toy giraffes shoved up their butts.

I have 7 girls in my basement will disagree with that statement.



wait..last week it was six, and i'm missing a biatch!   Just so you know, I'm accusing you of theft and the board is likely to impose the $5 fine.
 
2013-12-17 11:26:35 PM  
I'm sure I'm the only one here who doesn't find Monty Python funny. It's not that I don't get British humor, I read all of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, thinks Absolutely Fabulous is hilarious and I think John Cleese was great in A Fish Called Wanda. Just don't get Monty Python. Anyway, what is this thread about?
 
2013-12-17 11:50:51 PM  
Most sexual issues can be solved with communication between partners.  Instruct how to improve communication and the rest will usually follow.
 
2013-12-17 11:55:05 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-18 12:12:09 AM  

andynz81: I'd like to suggest that if we emphasized empathy when it comes to communication, there'd be no need for any such teaching.


Asperger's Syndrome and autism would like a word with you...

/Not everyone has natural empathy
//Even if they have natural sympathy
///...Yeah, prolly could use this class once I ever get around to getting back in the dating pool...
 
2013-12-18 12:49:10 AM  

FatherChaos: [i.imgur.com image 610x380]


Thank you for that.  Two hours of reading fark while traveling, and finally an actual LOL.
 
2013-12-18 01:06:42 AM  
Mulva?

blog.urbanoutfitters.com
 
2013-12-18 01:17:54 AM  
I don't necessarily have a problem with this, though having an open discussion among boys and girls might be more useful. Many men have expressed to me that they always feel like they have to balance wanting to ask a girl out, and being accused of sexual harassment. If there were a little more clarity on both sides (boys, what to say, girls, how to respond), then maybe things would go a little smoother.

But I'm apparently one of those radicals who think that when people don't get along, effective communication can go a long way.
 
2013-12-18 02:56:26 AM  
"Head teacher Victoria Overy said..."

Her name is incredibly apropos to the article.
 
2013-12-18 09:55:59 AM  

Mugato: I'm sure I'm the only one here who doesn't find Monty Python funny. It's not that I don't get British humor, I read all of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, thinks Absolutely Fabulous is hilarious and I think John Cleese was great in A Fish Called Wanda.


What about in "Fawlty Towers"? (Because, anyone who doesn't like that is dead to me!)

Just don't get Monty Python. Anyway, what is this thread about?

Python is very surrealist humor for the most part... Surrealism isn't everyone's cup of fur...
 
2013-12-18 02:27:53 PM  
"Every time I see you it makes me smile. Would you like to get a cup of coffee or something to eat sometime?" How hard is that? Class is over. Now if we are getting into sex then communication ahead of time is best and even during, because not everyone enjoys the same things. A good example would be how my current lady friend loves to have her clitoris sucked on and other women do not enjoy that.
 
2013-12-18 03:08:59 PM  

FatherChaos: [i.imgur.com image 610x380]


img.fark.net

/first thing I though of
 
2013-12-18 03:39:17 PM  
So bending them over a car hood is not right way?
 
2013-12-18 08:36:13 PM  
Wow. And nary a reference in the comments to The Meaning of Life.  You guys suck.
 
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