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(Deseret News)   Smoking hot 34-year-old teacher charged with sex with student after teen was able to accurately describe to detectives the layout of teacher's home, tattoos on her body (w/mugshot)   (deseretnews.com) divider line 148
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2013-12-17 08:59:34 PM
WTF? She actually is smokin' hot. If I was a kid banging that I wouldn't have said squat to the cops.
 
2013-12-17 09:04:07 PM
we are going to need pics of the tattoos.
 
2013-12-17 09:05:57 PM

Farxist Marxist: WTF? She actually is smokin' hot. If I was a kid banging that I wouldn't have said squat to the cops.


she probably got clingy.
 
2013-12-17 09:08:34 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-12-17 09:08:52 PM
Whoa! This one changes EVERYTHING.
 
2013-12-17 09:31:30 PM

Farxist Marxist: WTF? She actually is smokin' hot. If I was a kid banging that I wouldn't have said squat to the cops.


Kids can't keep their mouths shut.  They brag.  Their friends tell.  Word spreads.

I have to think that this was going on in when I was a student in the 1970s before social media let word spread faster and more efficiently.  I just want to know who was lucky enough to bang Mrs. T and Ms. M.
 
2013-12-17 10:10:34 PM
he was between 16 and 17 years old

I know this has topic has been beaten to death but come on, really?
 
2013-12-17 10:10:51 PM
DO WANT!

/ but, she has the crazy eyes
 
2013-12-17 10:11:46 PM
Brianne Land Altice, 34, was charged in Farmington's 2nd District Court with three counts of rape, a first-degree felony.
A boy told police that between Jan. 1 and Sept. 30, when he was between 16 and 17 years old, he had sexual intercourse with Altice on three different occasions, according to charging documents.



Stay strong, little buddy. One day you'll be OK.
 
2013-12-17 10:11:55 PM
moron... him
 
2013-12-17 10:12:12 PM
The first adult male this kid told had an obligation to smack that kid in the mouth and tell him to shut the fark up. I will guarantee you kid that you will thank me for the rest of your life.
 
2013-12-17 10:12:15 PM
Not to nitpick, but that's more of a school photo than a mugshot.

Also:

i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-17 10:13:02 PM
img.deseretnews.com


Notsureifwant.jpg
 
2013-12-17 10:13:25 PM
Rape? Yeah, I'm sure she had to break out the chloroform and tie him down to a table in order to have her way with him.
 
2013-12-17 10:14:37 PM
I could swear that we already did this thread back in late October. But I could be wrong; I'm old, and my memory is failing.
 
2013-12-17 10:14:47 PM
Well, it is a mugshot ..
 
2013-12-17 10:15:40 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

/She was married too, I feel sorry for the soon to be ex-husband
 
2013-12-17 10:16:19 PM
Seriously, what the fark is wrong with kids these days?
 
2013-12-17 10:16:58 PM

Cybernetic: I could swear that we already did this thread back in late October. But I could be wrong; I'm old, and my memory is failing.


I guess this is more of a followup then.
 
2013-12-17 10:18:24 PM

Kiler: [img.deseretnews.com image 447x450]


Notsureifwant.jpg




It's a mugshot. No one looks good in one. It's not like let get prepared for it. In the glamour shot she's very hit able.
 
2013-12-17 10:18:41 PM
School photo = sort of want.

Mug shot = rode hard and put away wet. That may or may not be a double entendre.
 
2013-12-17 10:19:01 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
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fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net

I have nothing to say
 
2013-12-17 10:19:07 PM

Kiler: [img.deseretnews.com image 447x450]


Notsureifwant.jpg


She may have caught cooties from the kid.
 
2013-12-17 10:20:14 PM

Cybernetic: I could swear that we already did this thread back in late October. But I could be wrong; I'm old, and my memory is failing.


I KNEW I saw that photo somewhere else! She has a very recognizable face. Mainly because of the eyes that stare into your soul.
 
2013-12-17 10:20:34 PM
I've seen that picture before. She's at it again?
 
2013-12-17 10:20:51 PM
I've had about enough of  these kids that are having more sex with a teacher than I am, and I'm married to one.

/apparently picked the wrong one
 
2013-12-17 10:20:56 PM
She prolly tried to get kinky with the little farker. Or he unsuccessfully blackmailed her for some scratch. If she was getting a divorce already, she may not have been able to pay little Einstein off.

Cake and eat it too.

Or his mom found out.
 
2013-12-17 10:21:10 PM

Kiler: Notsureifwant.jpg


Why would you do that?
 
2013-12-17 10:24:20 PM
pbs.twimg.com

Or, how about her as a high schooler herself?
 
2013-12-17 10:24:52 PM
Crazy eyes.
 
2013-12-17 10:25:44 PM

indylaw: Stay strong, little buddy. One day you'll be OK.


You never get over that kind of trauma.
 
2013-12-17 10:28:02 PM

yellowmattercustard: I've had about enough of  these kids that are having more sex with a teacher than I am, and I'm married to one.

/apparently picked the wrong one


I REALLY hope your teacher-wife is not on Fark, because if she is, you are in for a long, cold winter.
 
2013-12-17 10:28:44 PM
So rape isn't always a crime of violence?
 
2013-12-17 10:29:16 PM
I could have only wished I had it as good at that age as that kid had it. The most I got was a *very* friendly English teacher in 8th grade who all but gave me some generous downblouse views when she'd stop by my desk to answer questions.

Yes, she was also going through a divorce at the time too, imagine that.
 
2013-12-17 10:30:31 PM
"The defendant occupied a position of special trust in relation" to the juvenile, prosecutors wrote.

Oh, STFU. He's a 16-7 year old dude who banged his marginally attractive teacher. Case dismissed.
 
2013-12-17 10:30:55 PM

vudukungfu: So rape isn't always a crime of violence?


Depends...did someone win the heisman?

/runs at 4.4 speed away from thread
 
2013-12-17 10:31:45 PM

nonzero: Or, how about her as a high schooler herself?


Save the cheerleader, save the world...
 
2013-12-17 10:32:45 PM

nonzero: [pbs.twimg.com image 599x803]

Or, how about her as a high schooler herself?


i51.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-17 10:33:08 PM
vudukungfu
So rape isn't always a crime of violence?


Not statutory rape.

Well it can be about violence.
 
2013-12-17 10:33:15 PM
That poor, poor, raped chile.
 
2013-12-17 10:33:32 PM

nonzero: [pbs.twimg.com image 599x803]

Or, how about her as a high schooler herself?


OK, now I know she is innocent. That is a photo of Ellen's wife.

portiaderossiphotovideo.weebly.com
 
2013-12-17 10:35:48 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2013-12-17 10:36:47 PM

vudukungfu: So rape isn't always a crime of violence?


Let me refresh  your memory on fark teachers-student acts!!
i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-17 10:37:32 PM
And what have we learned from all this? Never get tattoos.
 
2013-12-17 10:38:16 PM
Do they not take one day at teachers' college to say, you know, it's better if you don't fark them?
 
2013-12-17 10:39:04 PM

Mugato: "The defendant occupied a position of special trust in relation" to the juvenile, prosecutors wrote.

Oh, STFU. He's a 16-7 year old dude who banged his marginally attractive teacher. Case dismissed.


I think they are referencing that she let him stick it in her pooper.
 
2013-12-17 10:40:18 PM

indylaw: Brianne Land Altice, 34, was charged in Farmington's 2nd District Court with three counts of rape, a first-degree felony.
A boy told police that between Jan. 1 and Sept. 30, when he was between 16 and 17 years old, he had sexual intercourse with Altice on three different occasions, according to charging documents.


Stay strong, little buddy. One day you'll be OK.


How, exactly, does one have sex with another person at the very point in time when they are "between 16 and 17 years old?"

I mean, on second he's 16, the next, he's 17.

Also, that boy is incredibly stupid.... I lost my virginity at 16... had a couple of encounters with older women, and didn't feel the need to tell the police a damn thing about it. This wasn't a case of him being 12 or 13. Yes, she shouldn't have been tapping students, but I can't imagine he was traumatized by the experience or that he was raped in the literal meaning (rather than the statutory meaning)
 
2013-12-17 10:40:23 PM
And I'm sitting here trying to give my penis out for free
 
2013-12-17 10:42:27 PM
Obligatory 'where were these teachers when we were in school' comment.
 
2013-12-17 10:42:35 PM
Do not want.  Attached earlobes, a deal breaker for me.
 
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