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(New York Daily News)   There just might be some justice in the Bieber world after all. Little Justin says this next album, due out next week, will be his last   (nydailynews.com) divider line 47
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2013-12-17 09:53:58 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com

and

funnycatwallpapers.com

could not be used anymore appropriately.
 
2013-12-17 10:11:01 PM  
I still can't believe he said Anne Frank would be a fan of his. What a dumbass. Even if she were alive, she wouldn't be able to see or hear anything.
 
2013-12-17 10:23:04 PM  
This is a publicity stunt. Think of how many tweens are going to be screaming "BUT IT'S HIS LAAAAAST!" at their parents the week of Christmas.

Real justice would be him being extradited to Brazil and throwing him in prison for vandalism.
 
2013-12-17 10:38:41 PM  
The only Justin we should be talking about today is the one that's all tuckered out from kicking six field goals for Baltimore yesterday, the last one from 61 yards out to win the game.
 
2013-12-17 10:39:38 PM  

bdub77: I still can't believe he said Anne Frank would be a fan of his. What a dumbass. Even if she were alive, she wouldn't be able to see or hear anything.


After she crashed her airplane, you mean.  She couldn't find a Pacific atoll if it was tattooed on her ass.
 
2013-12-17 10:40:43 PM  

scottydoesntknow: This is a publicity stunt. Think of how many tweens are going to be screaming "BUT IT'S HIS LAAAAAST!" at their parents the week of Christmas.

Real justice would be him being extradited to Brazil and throwing him in prison for vandalism.


The Brazilian prisons are pretty lax.  He'd be a hero down there.  They'd let him have sex with any guy he wanted.
 
2013-12-17 10:47:49 PM  
So this attention whore will just disappear? Right.
 
2013-12-17 10:54:46 PM  
Question -- What's the name of Justin Bieber's backup group?


Answer - Straighter Than Him
 
2013-12-17 11:28:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-18 12:00:46 AM  
Actually it's a good move. How much shelf life does he have anyway? This way he goes out on top with...well I wouldn't say "dignity" but a little closer to it.
 
2013-12-18 12:04:17 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The only Justin we should be talking about today is the one that's all tuckered out from kicking six field goals for Baltimore yesterday, the last one from 61 yards out to win the game.


Well, yeah. When the offense can't get into the end zone, the kicker's gonna suffer a little fatigue.

/Matt Prater scoffs at Justin Tucker's measly 61 yards.
//Wait...wait. Which tab am I in again?
 
2013-12-18 12:07:16 AM  
I'm sure it'll be his last album as Justin Bieber . . .

. . .. soon he'll be Puff-Bieber, J. Bibby, then maybe Bieber-Lion, and finish off with The Artist Formerly Known As Bieber (TAFKAB), etc.
 
2013-12-18 12:07:59 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Marcus Aurelius: The only Justin we should be talking about today is the one that's all tuckered out from kicking six field goals for Baltimore yesterday, the last one from 61 yards out to win the game.

Well, yeah. When the offense can't get into the end zone, the kicker's gonna suffer a little fatigue.

/Matt Prater scoffs at Justin Tucker's measly 61 yards.
//Wait...wait. Which tab am I in again?


Doesn't matter, had sex.
 
2013-12-18 12:15:34 AM  
Oh no, how will he support himself now?!?

fashionista.com

www.billboard.com

blogs.sfweekly.com

blogs.houstonpress.com

www.uzurikidkidz.com
 
2013-12-18 12:18:02 AM  
www.biography.com
Approves
 
2013-12-18 12:21:12 AM  
Fat chance.
 
2013-12-18 12:28:29 AM  
I'm calling it here. Next album will be under the name The Artist Formerly Knows As Beiber
 
2013-12-18 12:29:19 AM  
I've never understood why people think he's hot. He looks like a twelve year old and acts like an entitled twat.

/never heard anything by Bieber
//metalhead
 
2013-12-18 12:32:26 AM  
He will spend more time being a douchebag to his family.
 
2013-12-18 12:42:56 AM  
Well, he's not even close to 27 yet, but I appreciate his ambition.
 
2013-12-18 01:01:06 AM  

BobNesta420: Well, he's not even close to 27 yet, but I appreciate his ambition.


We can dream!
 
2013-12-18 01:04:56 AM  

Ringshadow: I've never understood why people think he's hot. He looks like a twelve year old and acts like an entitled twat.

/never heard anything by Bieber
//metalhead


So here's something to appeal to the metal head side and kinda almost hear something from Bieber.

/Bonus, Corey Taylor says he thinks it's awesome.
 
2013-12-18 01:29:18 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Ringshadow: I've never understood why people think he's hot. He looks like a twelve year old and acts like an entitled twat.

/never heard anything by Bieber
//metalhead

So here's something to appeal to the metal head side and kinda almost hear something from Bieber.

/Bonus, Corey Taylor says he thinks it's awesome.


I actually like that quite a bit.  I can't stand Bieber...but am a big fan of people willing to take time do something that well done.  You can hate it...but it was done pretty well.

The video would have been improved with a mop bucket full of piss being poured over Bieber's head super bowl style.

...even funnier if it was poured on him by R Kelly.
 
2013-12-18 01:38:51 AM  

fusillade762: Oh no, how will he support himself now?!?

[fashionista.com image 360x480]

[www.billboard.com image 617x409]

[blogs.sfweekly.com image 430x485]

[blogs.houstonpress.com image 510x313]

[www.uzurikidkidz.com image 600x600]


Well, I see they're already partway there to vibrators molded in the shape of his fist or something with those electric toothbrushes...
 
2013-12-18 02:53:52 AM  
i824.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-18 03:17:27 AM  

Ringshadow: I've never understood why people think he's hot. He looks like a twelve year old


It's mostly twelve year olds that think he's hot.
 
2013-12-18 03:25:31 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: So here's something to appeal to the metal head side and kinda almost hear something from Bieber.

/Bonus, Corey Taylor says he thinks it's awesome.


I just barooed my way nearly out of my chair. That's.. .. I don't even know. Good on Corey Taylor for his sense of humor though.

/I'm more a symphonic, progressive and folk metal kinda gal
//my preferred metal music is full of monsters and the Odyssey and Neverland and dystopian cyberpunk
 
2013-12-18 03:31:18 AM  

shpritz: Ringshadow: I've never understood why people think he's hot. He looks like a twelve year old

It's mostly twelve year olds that think he's hot.


..that is literally so obvious it never occurred to me. Thanks.
 
2013-12-18 04:01:23 AM  
I heard all his future albums will be released under his other name, Ellen Page.
 
2013-12-18 04:36:21 AM  
I think he has said all he has to say as an artist.
His body of work speaks for itself.
 
2013-12-18 04:42:49 AM  

jso2897: I think he has said all he has to say as an artist.
His body of work speaks for itself.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-18 04:53:09 AM  
Yeah he will be back in 4-5 years with a new album and his big "comeback".
 
2013-12-18 05:12:54 AM  

groppet: Yeah he will be back in 4-5 years with a new album and his big "comeback".


Bingo. Male child stars are best off if they take some time off between their teens and twenties to make the transition to "adult"
 
2013-12-18 05:17:55 AM  
He will be back in three weeks. All a publicity stunt.
 
2013-12-18 08:00:31 AM  
It's a gimmick to push sales. They probably have an inkling that his record sales are going to tank. It happened to Gaga.
 
2013-12-18 08:08:11 AM  

farkingismybusiness: jso2897: I think he has said all he has to say as an artist.
His body of work speaks for itself.

[img.fark.net image 500x327]


Hey, I didn't say that it said anything comprehensible when it was speaking.
 
2013-12-18 08:34:47 AM  

Ringshadow: Dingleberry Dickwad: So here's something to appeal to the metal head side and kinda almost hear something from Bieber.

/Bonus, Corey Taylor says he thinks it's awesome.

I just barooed my way nearly out of my chair. That's.. .. I don't even know. Good on Corey Taylor for his sense of humor though.

/I'm more a symphonic, progressive and folk metal kinda gal
//my preferred metal music is full of monsters and the Odyssey and Neverland and dystopian cyberpunk


Of all the Nightwish videos out there you choose to link one with Anette? JK, she was pretty decent in Imaginaerum. I will say that they have a little bit of a heavier sound since booting Tarja, but it would be interesting to hear Tarja's vocals with the harder music.

Really I just wanted an excuse to post the Bieber/Slipknot mashup because I think it's hilarious and the guy that does those mashups is actually pretty good at it.
 
2013-12-18 09:01:33 AM  
FTA (and I can't believe I subjected myself to it)

"But sources from his camp tell TMZ the bombshell news was all a joke.  And Bieber hasn't tweeted any such news to his nearly 48 million followers.

"The kid's got ambition," a source told TMZ."
 
2013-12-18 09:03:37 AM  

groppet: Yeah he will be back in 4-5 years

months with a new album and his big "comeback".

FTFY

Marketing marketing marketing.
 
2013-12-18 09:09:38 AM  
At first I was like

image1.frequency.com

Then I was all

i411.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-18 11:15:18 AM  
This is what will happen next: he'll get a visit by a couple of record label execs, who will explain to him in very simple words how much money he still owes them. Then he will send a tweet that it was just a joke.
 
2013-12-18 11:27:24 AM  
Playing one of his last cards, it seems. Good. He still has sex tape, drug addiction/rehab, and convert to some obscure religion, left. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end.
 
2013-12-18 11:35:07 AM  
His last album huh? What.... is he changing his name?

bdub77: I still can't believe he said Anne Frank would be a fan of his. What a dumbass. Even if she were alive, she wouldn't be able to see or hear anything.


She would find it too die for.
 
2013-12-18 11:35:37 AM  
He wants to spend all his time and energy being a d-bag apparently...
 
2013-12-18 12:45:58 PM  
I can escape his music, it's all the douchebaggery that I have to hear about in the news.
 
2013-12-18 01:11:03 PM  
I hope he picks a fight with a psychotic former UFC fighter (like War Machine or someone like that)
 
2013-12-18 03:30:00 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The only Justin we should be talking about today is the one that's all tuckered out from kicking six field goals for Baltimore yesterday, the last one from 61 yards out to win the game.


THIS. I told my husband this morning that I'm not surprised the ladies around here aren't lining up to have his babies.
 
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