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(Daily Mail)   Woman takes up jogging to make her bum perkier; just kidding, she actually GIVES UP jogging, and IT ACTUALLY MAKES HER BUM PERKIER (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-12-17 08:40:51 PM  
12 votes:
That ain't no pic of her bum!
2013-12-17 09:28:40 PM  
7 votes:
No pictures of her bum? Fail.
2013-12-18 01:20:56 AM  
5 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Perkier" isn't the word I'd use to describe her bum.  (I'm assuming this is the after photo.)

I'd go with something like "almost not non-existent for once".
2013-12-17 09:00:35 PM  
4 votes:
Habitual joggers have no asses and stick legs.  Sprinters....they got asses.
2013-12-18 01:54:58 AM  
3 votes:
bedroomfreak.com
2013-12-17 09:49:52 PM  
3 votes:
She looks cold
2013-12-18 01:42:33 PM  
2 votes:
"Perky bum".  The mods give you "perky bum" to work with and you posted what, 3 pictures?
Have I taught you nothing?

Sigh.

i216.photobucket.com
2013-12-18 05:39:37 AM  
2 votes:

inglixthemad: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Peter von Nostrand: She could have gotten the same results doing squats with a proper technique



Let's hear it for squats!alittleoneonthemove.files.wordpress.com
2013-12-18 01:28:32 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

She casts no shadow and there are white outlines around her image. I suspect a photoshop.

That or she's a vampire.
2013-12-17 10:50:58 PM  
2 votes:
Article has no pics of her bum ... but, based on what perkiness is visible, it sure looks like it was a cold day when those pics were taken.
2013-12-18 05:29:44 PM  
1 vote:
de-motivational-posters.com
2013-12-18 03:40:02 PM  
1 vote:
img855.imageshack.us

So if they can broadcast it on NBC I can post it on Fark, right?
2013-12-18 03:38:55 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-18 03:38:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-18 03:17:21 PM  
1 vote:
2013-12-18 03:13:34 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-18 03:12:59 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-18 02:07:01 PM  
1 vote:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-12-18 02:04:24 PM  
1 vote:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-12-18 01:56:01 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-18 01:55:22 PM  
1 vote:
img34.imageshack.us
2013-12-18 01:47:00 PM  
1 vote:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-12-18 01:45:49 PM  
1 vote:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-12-18 01:45:00 PM  
1 vote:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-12-18 01:44:24 PM  
1 vote:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-12-18 01:43:29 PM  
1 vote:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-12-18 10:57:19 AM  
1 vote:
img28.imageshack.us
2013-12-18 09:55:24 AM  
1 vote:
sprinters bottom anyone??

firthfitness.com
2013-12-18 09:26:26 AM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-12-18 07:20:49 AM  
1 vote:
i26.photobucket.com
2013-12-18 02:29:49 AM  
1 vote:

WeenerGord: [img.fark.net image 306x576]

She casts no shadow and there are white outlines around her image. I suspect a photoshop.

That or she's a vampire.


neither - it's Britain in December. There is no sun.
2013-12-18 01:42:44 AM  
1 vote:
Cardio does drop fat, but it also drops muscle (especially fast twitch muscle fibres).  Most of the aesthetic things we like about athletic people come from them having muscle mass (this includes the arse), which is why joggers tend to look flat bummed and ropy muscled.
2013-12-18 01:40:27 AM  
1 vote:
I've been doing squats and lunges and other weights.

My ass hasn't looked this good since I played volleyball in high school.
2013-12-18 01:38:01 AM  
1 vote:
Complete waste of time, but I guess Daily Fail has to get their hits.
2013-12-18 01:29:19 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, wow, she's tiny. Probably 5'0". Of course she didn't have an ass when she was jogging, petite women need a little ass fat. Just not too much.
2013-12-18 01:27:39 AM  
1 vote:
Nipples are fine though
2013-12-18 01:24:49 AM  
1 vote:
Came for ass pics. Leaving disappoint
2013-12-18 01:11:50 AM  
1 vote:
Nice green light, Subby. My next one will be like "Jogger has tighter vagina after not farking" with pics.
pc
2013-12-18 01:07:25 AM  
1 vote:
Nipples
2013-12-18 01:05:48 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Daily Fail,

If you run a story about a girl's ass, make sure you actually take pictures of her ass.  Before and after pictures would be preferable.

That is all.  Thank you.
2013-12-18 01:05:44 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe she just needed a little fat on her ass to fill it out.
2013-12-18 01:03:23 AM  
1 vote:
Why are there no pics of her fanny??  We need pics of her fanny!  Right??
2013-12-17 11:18:31 PM  
1 vote:
That was almost lamer than most of my submissions.
2013-12-17 11:02:55 PM  
1 vote:

Peter von Nostrand: *checks article*

She stays fit by throwing up her meals. Probably cut down on portions after she stopped exercising




Or she was overtraining and just now recovered. This would lead to a increase in muscle mass.
2013-12-17 10:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
Daily Fail, so it must be true

But her bum isn't the only perky thing on her...
2013-12-17 08:32:15 PM  
1 vote:
So one person is a genetic outlier.  Everybody else, put the Cheetos down and stay on the farking treadmill.
 
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