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(Daily Mail)   Woman takes up jogging to make her bum perkier; just kidding, she actually GIVES UP jogging, and IT ACTUALLY MAKES HER BUM PERKIER (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 130
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2013-12-17 08:32:15 PM
So one person is a genetic outlier.  Everybody else, put the Cheetos down and stay on the farking treadmill.
 
2013-12-17 08:40:51 PM
That ain't no pic of her bum!
 
2013-12-17 09:00:35 PM
Habitual joggers have no asses and stick legs.  Sprinters....they got asses.
 
2013-12-17 09:28:40 PM
No pictures of her bum? Fail.
 
2013-12-17 09:49:52 PM
She looks cold
 
2013-12-17 10:28:59 PM
Booo subby! Boo!

/Mainly bookmark for potential bum thread though
 
2013-12-17 10:47:05 PM
OK, let's get this bum thread going...

www.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-12-17 10:50:58 PM
Article has no pics of her bum ... but, based on what perkiness is visible, it sure looks like it was a cold day when those pics were taken.
 
2013-12-17 10:56:25 PM
Daily Fail, so it must be true

But her bum isn't the only perky thing on her...
 
2013-12-17 10:58:19 PM
*checks article*

She stays fit by throwing up her meals. Probably cut down on portions after she stopped exercising
 
2013-12-17 11:02:55 PM

Peter von Nostrand: *checks article*

She stays fit by throwing up her meals. Probably cut down on portions after she stopped exercising




Or she was overtraining and just now recovered. This would lead to a increase in muscle mass.
 
2013-12-17 11:18:31 PM
That was almost lamer than most of my submissions.
 
2013-12-17 11:24:43 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Peter von Nostrand: *checks article*

She stays fit by throwing up her meals. Probably cut down on portions after she stopped exercising



Or she was overtraining and just now recovered. This would lead to a increase in muscle mass.


Or that. Either way it was chilly as has been noted
 
2013-12-18 01:03:23 AM
Why are there no pics of her fanny??  We need pics of her fanny!  Right??
 
2013-12-18 01:05:44 AM
Maybe she just needed a little fat on her ass to fill it out.
 
2013-12-18 01:05:48 AM
Dear Daily Fail,

If you run a story about a girl's ass, make sure you actually take pictures of her ass.  Before and after pictures would be preferable.

That is all.  Thank you.
 
2013-12-18 01:06:21 AM
FTFA:  says John Brewer, Professor of Sport Science at the University of Bedfordshire. 'It's harder than people realise to lose weight through running. You'd need to run 80 or 90 miles a week to lose a kilogram of fat in that time.'


Sounds like bullshiat to me
 
2013-12-18 01:06:39 AM

Dee Snarl: Why are there no pics of her fanny??  We need pics of her fanny!  Right??


If her fanny is perky, I definitely want to see it.
 
2013-12-18 01:06:52 AM
I didn't see any bum.  Attention whore
 
pc
2013-12-18 01:07:25 AM
Nipples
 
2013-12-18 01:07:48 AM
Well, looks like I got the "dumbest thing I'm going to read today" out of the way nice and early this time.
 
2013-12-18 01:08:06 AM

WeenerGord: FTFA:  says John Brewer, Professor of Sport Science at the University of Bedfordshire. 'It's harder than people realise to lose weight through running. You'd need to run 80 or 90 miles a week to lose a kilogram of fat in that time.'


Sounds like bullshiat to me


A pound of fat is 3500 calories. Covering a mile is somewhere around 100 calories, more if you are heavy. It's not too far off, but most people aren't aiming to lose 2.2 pounds in a week without any dietary change.
 
2013-12-18 01:08:19 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Peter von Nostrand: *checks article*

She stays fit by throwing up her meals. Probably cut down on portions after she stopped exercising

Or she was overtraining and just now recovered. This would lead to a increase in muscle mass.


Or she never worked in power exercises in so that her body body responded laid down a nice marbling in her thighs so that the energy could be stored closer to muscle.
 
2013-12-18 01:08:27 AM
The body adapts to respond. If a great ass is how you need to run, all to you. But it's more likely you need to do squats.

Or nothing. Move enough from day to day and your body will adapt to everything.
 
2013-12-18 01:10:23 AM
"Some even argue that running may cause cellulite, by stimulating the production of free radicals"

Free Radicals? Somehow I blame Obama!
 
2013-12-18 01:11:50 AM
Nice green light, Subby. My next one will be like "Jogger has tighter vagina after not farking" with pics.
 
2013-12-18 01:11:52 AM
aie?

eip
 
2013-12-18 01:11:59 AM

RogermcAllen: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Peter von Nostrand: *checks article*

She stays fit by throwing up her meals. Probably cut down on portions after she stopped exercising

Or she was overtraining and just now recovered. This would lead to a increase in muscle mass.

Or she never worked in power exercises in so that her body body responded laid down a nice marbling in her thighs so that the energy could be stored closer to muscle.


Lets try that again:
Or she never worked in power exercises.   Her body responded by laying down a nice marbling in her thighs so that the energy could be stored closer to muscle.  No more running = no more need for fat stored next to the muscle.
 
2013-12-18 01:13:23 AM
"Save the Rhino"?  I think it's pretty much too late, for that. Unless she talking about her strap-on. But, why would that need to be saved?

/She not bad.  Not bad at all.
//Nice bit of crumpet.
 
2013-12-18 01:14:51 AM

Frederick: Habitual joggers have no asses and stick legs.  Sprinters....they got asses.


This.

Is she really wants a perky ass, take up dancing.
 
2013-12-18 01:15:57 AM

WeenerGord: FTFA:  says John Brewer, Professor of Sport Science at the University of Bedfordshire. 'It's harder than people realise to lose weight through running. You'd need to run 80 or 90 miles a week to lose a kilogram of fat in that time.'


Sounds like bullshiat to me


You're gonna burn about a 100 calories a mile.  And you need to burn about 2,800 calories to lose a pound.  But that's just the effects from the running.  The running will also boost your metabolism so you're body is burning calories at rest all of the time.  It's my experience that a person running 25 miles a week will lose about 2 pounds more than the person doing no exercise (assuming they are both eating an identical amount).  That's 10 pounds a month.
 
2013-12-18 01:19:08 AM
I call BS until I see pics.  Pics, or it didn't happen.
 
2013-12-18 01:20:56 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Perkier" isn't the word I'd use to describe her bum.  (I'm assuming this is the after photo.)

I'd go with something like "almost not non-existent for once".
 
2013-12-18 01:22:24 AM

Jument: WeenerGord: FTFA:  says John Brewer, Professor of Sport Science at the University of Bedfordshire. 'It's harder than people realise to lose weight through running. You'd need to run 80 or 90 miles a week to lose a kilogram of fat in that time.'

Sounds like bullshiat to me

A pound of fat is 3500 calories. Covering a mile is somewhere around 100 calories, more if you are heavy. It's not too far off, but most people aren't aiming to lose 2.2 pounds in a week without any dietary change.



I can lose 2.2 pounds a week just by eating slightly less. Something tells me that if I went out and ran 80 to 90 miles, I'd lose more than just 2.2 pounds. I bet I'd lose 5 to 10 pounds. But hey, you got those numbers, so, it must be the same for all metabolisms.

Meanwhile, if it's a perky butt she wants, how about taking up twerking.
 
2013-12-18 01:22:53 AM

Dee Snarl: Why are there no pics of her fanny??  We need pics of her fanny!  Right??


Those'll be in the Daily Sport.
 
2013-12-18 01:24:49 AM
Came for ass pics. Leaving disappoint
 
2013-12-18 01:27:39 AM
Nipples are fine though
 
2013-12-18 01:28:32 AM
img.fark.net

She casts no shadow and there are white outlines around her image. I suspect a photoshop.

That or she's a vampire.
 
2013-12-18 01:29:19 AM
Oh, wow, she's tiny. Probably 5'0". Of course she didn't have an ass when she was jogging, petite women need a little ass fat. Just not too much.
 
2013-12-18 01:30:38 AM
Cute girl either way.
 
2013-12-18 01:32:12 AM
I hear you can improve your health and your sex life by eating rubber and washing it down with gasoline. Thanks Daily Mail!
 
2013-12-18 01:32:57 AM

WeenerGord: Jument: WeenerGord: FTFA:  says John Brewer, Professor of Sport Science at the University of Bedfordshire. 'It's harder than people realise to lose weight through running. You'd need to run 80 or 90 miles a week to lose a kilogram of fat in that time.'

Sounds like bullshiat to me

A pound of fat is 3500 calories. Covering a mile is somewhere around 100 calories, more if you are heavy. It's not too far off, but most people aren't aiming to lose 2.2 pounds in a week without any dietary change.


I can lose 2.2 pounds a week just by eating slightly less. Something tells me that if I went out and ran 80 to 90 miles, I'd lose more than just 2.2 pounds. I bet I'd lose 5 to 10 pounds. But hey, you got those numbers, so, it must be the same for all metabolisms.

Meanwhile, if it's a perky butt she wants, how about taking up twerking.



The question was losing weight through running.  If you're looking at the exercise in isolation, the numbers cited aren't wrong.  The side benefits from running are increased metabolism which means you're burning off more calories at rest than when you're not exercising.  But you get that from any cardio.
 
2013-12-18 01:34:23 AM

Frederick: Habitual joggers have no asses and stick legs.  Sprinters....they got asses.


Ding Ding Ding!  YOu got that right.  I've yet to see a sprinter who didn't have ass.
 
2013-12-18 01:37:20 AM
It's harder than people realise to lose weight through running. You'd need to run 80 or 90 miles a week to lose a kilogram of fat in that time.

The numbers in that article looked iffy to me, so I ran some math.

1 kg => 2.2 pounds => 7,700 calories

7,00 calories in 80 miles is 96 calories per mile.

I just ran 3.72 miles after work and I use one of those expensive ass watch/chest sensor/foot sensor combos (a gift from my employer), and it says I burned 833 calories (224 calories per mile)

// go to google, search for "calories burned per mile" punch in the numbers and you'll probably come to the same conclusion that I did (that 96 calories burned per mile of running is way too damn low of an estimate).

// the calories burned per mile depends on a person's weight to begin with, so maybe it is 96 per mile for _her_ (doubtful), but if it were, you don't turn around and make statements about the general populace based on that outlier.
 
2013-12-18 01:38:01 AM
Complete waste of time, but I guess Daily Fail has to get their hits.
 
2013-12-18 01:40:05 AM
^

"7,00 calories in 80 miles is 96 calories per mile."

7,700

//typo
 
2013-12-18 01:40:27 AM
I've been doing squats and lunges and other weights.

My ass hasn't looked this good since I played volleyball in high school.
 
2013-12-18 01:40:53 AM
What a perky bum might look like, if GIFfy goodness.

NSFW
 
2013-12-18 01:42:44 AM
Cardio does drop fat, but it also drops muscle (especially fast twitch muscle fibres).  Most of the aesthetic things we like about athletic people come from them having muscle mass (this includes the arse), which is why joggers tend to look flat bummed and ropy muscled.
 
2013-12-18 01:44:03 AM

911Jenny: I've been doing squats and lunges and other weights.

My ass hasn't looked this good since I played volleyball in high school.


Exactly!
 
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