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(WVEC)   Man shows McDonald's manager gun in his pants because A) he wants cash from the register B) he's hungry for a McRib C) he wants job flipping burgers   (wvec.com) divider line 33
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2665 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Dec 2013 at 9:04 PM (18 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-17 07:08:48 PM
head is hexagon; argument is invalid.
 
2013-12-17 07:14:31 PM
Norfolking way!
 
2013-12-17 07:30:47 PM
Authorities said the manager was able to give Monroe a paper application and while he was filling it out, officers arrested him.

Monroe was charged with brandishing a firearm, carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct.



So then...he didn't get the job or what? No points for having moxie?
 
2013-12-17 07:43:35 PM
And that didn't work? Shiat! What do you gotta do to get a McJob these days?
 
2013-12-17 08:05:44 PM
Damn it feels good to work the drive-through...
 
2013-12-17 09:02:24 PM
Don't make me go all Hamburglar on yo' ass
 
2013-12-17 09:07:16 PM
Duh, if I had the internet, I wouldn't need a job mutha farka.
 
2013-12-17 09:13:03 PM
 
2013-12-17 09:14:14 PM
Yup. Knew it was a black guy.

/White guy brandishing a gun would of gotten the managers job and a parade in his honor at the taxpayers expense.
 
2013-12-17 09:18:11 PM
He was charged with 'brandishing' a firearm and concealed carry but he apparently only lifted his shirt to show the gun.
brandish- verb, wave or flourish (esp. a weapon) as a threat or in anger or excitement.  False charges! lame
 
2013-12-17 09:24:23 PM

PainInTheASP: Damn it feels good to work the drive-through...


It would involve feeding the poor.
 
2013-12-17 09:28:43 PM
Virginia is an open carry state... could have just wore it on his belt and saved a bunch of trouble.
 
2013-12-17 09:28:46 PM
Remember, kids, we should be worried that this guy makes a living wage
 
2013-12-17 09:33:03 PM
So. It has come to this.jpg

"Hey! Hands up! I said hands up! Gimme a motherfarkin job!"
 
2013-12-17 09:33:13 PM
could it be...clicks link...sure enough!!!!
 
2013-12-17 09:33:50 PM

stirfrybry: Remember, kids, we should be worried that this guy makes a living wage


Would you prefer he turn to a life of crime?

/wait... nevermind
 
2013-12-17 09:36:20 PM

stirfrybry: Remember, kids, we should be worried that this guy makes a living wage


If he made a living wage, he wouldn't have committed this stupid, stupid crime.

What, poor, stupid people shouldn't be able to pay their bills?

I mean, they already lost the vagina lottery twice, once for being born poor, and once for being born stupid. I think they deserve something for their trouble.

Define rich. Rich: a life where where no matter how stupid you are, you'll never be poor.
 
2013-12-17 10:04:02 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-17 10:49:28 PM

PainInTheASP: Damn it feels good to work the drive-through...


Bein poor, passin out all these meals;
although I was born on the bottom,
Now I nearly make enough to pay one bill.

/geto boys ftw
//shiat I'm getting old
 
2013-12-17 11:11:33 PM
I know you stopped giving out job applications rick, Sheela told me you stopped giving out job applications
 
2013-12-17 11:28:35 PM
Sounds like a shiatty shooter with upper management written all over him.
 
2013-12-17 11:30:01 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-17 11:46:41 PM

strife: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

The Onion did it.


I do believe I've found what I came here for.
 
2013-12-17 11:50:09 PM
Jeez, I live like 10 mins away from that McDonald's, too.
 
2013-12-17 11:50:58 PM
Well in prison I should suppose there will be a position available for tossing salad. Perhaps even a head salad tossing position.
 
2013-12-17 11:57:32 PM

Pslightly Psycho: Jeez, I live like 10 mins away from that McDonald's, too.


Yeah, I have been known to drive past this particular McDonalds.

Stay classy, Norfolk!
 
2013-12-18 01:18:57 AM
In what mental universe does he live that showing a gun would get him a job application? And that was really ALL he wanted, too. Bizarre...
 
2013-12-18 08:26:49 AM
THIS IS MY GUN!
kubrickfilms.tripod.com
 
2013-12-18 09:43:21 AM

Gyrfalcon: In what mental universe does he live that showing a gun would get him a job application? And that was really ALL he wanted, too. Bizarre...


The real world, apparently. The manager gave him a paper application after he "brandished" his gun. I don't think he's going to get the job, but it did get him in the application process.
 
2013-12-18 10:20:59 AM
Did he actually threaten anyone with the gun or was it just briefly visible? If he didn't threaten anyone and was merely in possession of a gun, fark.
 
2013-12-18 02:36:42 PM

endmile: The manager gave him a paper application after he "brandished" his gun. I don't think he's going to get the job, but it did get him in the application process.


I can only imagine that for at least a brief period of time he actually thought this was a success

"I knew they had paper applications here. This shows initiative and will help me in the hiring process."

or more likely

"Punk biatch. He don't know that I don't play. I DON'T PLAY, NINJA!!"
 
2013-12-18 03:55:55 PM

strife: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

The Onion did it.


Came for this
 
2013-12-19 02:02:30 AM
I always thought he was just happy to see her.
img.fark.net
 
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