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(CNN)   The terror alert level in Reno has just been raised to "Johnny Cash"   (cnn.com) divider line 71
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2013-12-17 07:45:47 PM
 
2013-12-17 07:46:20 PM
Just wanted to see him die.
 
2013-12-17 07:46:59 PM
Now that's a quality headline.
 
2013-12-17 07:47:49 PM
+1 subby
 
2013-12-17 07:49:05 PM
Janet?
 
2013-12-17 07:49:17 PM
Here we go again folks!  Time to pull out those gun thread memes!  I'll start us off:

Time to reset the clock....or some such gibberish.
 
2013-12-17 07:49:34 PM
Somebody in Reno is stealing a bunch of Caddy parts?
 
2013-12-17 07:50:00 PM
Keep your trucks on the rails.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrwjY4_Fe0g&list=PLFAf3wF-P8Bu-ACQcMs p4 Jo18nPWwhUje

/and your stick on the ice
 
2013-12-17 07:51:39 PM
Dear Subby,
iconicphotos.files.wordpress.com

//way not to have a damn clue.
 
2013-12-17 07:51:56 PM
the shooty game
 
2013-12-17 07:52:27 PM
Foxnews reports that the gunman was just delivering bullets as fast as he could given the time constraints of the season

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-17 07:56:44 PM
Certainly not a gun problem. If only he could have found someplace to treat his mental health issues....
 
2013-12-17 07:59:26 PM
People are shot all the time in America, why is everyone so upset about this one?
 
2013-12-17 08:00:04 PM
I am a nurse at this hospital.  I had the day off, thankfully.  My wife, also a nurse, was working today.  Scary stuff.

Unfortunately, this is not rare.  I have had guns pulled on me twice in the ER.
 
2013-12-17 08:00:21 PM
Can someone add up all the gun threads this year and let me know what happy number we need to celebrate on Jan 1?
 
2013-12-17 08:01:00 PM
Shot a man in Brooklyn....
 
2013-12-17 08:01:44 PM
Oh, can't we add just one more HOTY nominee?
 
paj
2013-12-17 08:02:05 PM
Lone gunman ≠ terror.
 
2013-12-17 08:02:37 PM

DarwinianReject: Here we go again folks!  Time to pull out those gun thread memes!  I'll start us off:

Time to reset the clock....or some such gibberish.


This wasn't a mass shooting, so I'm not sure which clock to reset.
 
2013-12-17 08:03:48 PM
I'm kind of wondering how a guy with a gun got into a hospital. Don't they have security? Don't they have those little signs with big red lines drawn through guns to show that the hospital was a gun free zone?
 
2013-12-17 08:04:08 PM
Lets see gun free zone

People need more guns

Guns are the reason this is so easy

It wasn't really that bad

Probably personal

Teabagger

Liberal Plant.
 
2013-12-17 08:04:47 PM

paj: Lone gunman ≠ terror.


Lone Gunman = 13-episode series and a finale on another show.
 
2013-12-17 08:05:14 PM

fusillade762: DarwinianReject: Here we go again folks!  Time to pull out those gun thread memes!  I'll start us off:

Time to reset the clock....or some such gibberish.

This wasn't a mass shooting, so I'm not sure which clock to reset.



Pick one of the positions I placed above. These are the only ones allowed in gun threads.
 
2013-12-17 08:05:59 PM
Excellent headline, subby. Take a bow.
 
2013-12-17 08:06:37 PM
EVERYTHING IS TERRORISM!
 
2013-12-17 08:07:05 PM
I bet its one of the "moose-lamb terrurists" we are spending billions to fight and have had our privacy and rights stripped away to combat them.

I am also a delusional optimist.
 
2013-12-17 08:08:12 PM
Where's Lieutenant Dangle?
 
2013-12-17 08:11:05 PM
why can't these idiots ever decide to do their shooting at a cabella's?  there's one right off of I-80 in reno.  you can go there on any given day and see Californians coming across the state line to exercise their second amendment rights.  i'm sure they'd love a live target.
 
2013-12-17 08:11:40 PM
Now that's HOTY material, right there.
 
2013-12-17 08:11:53 PM

abhorrent1: EVERYTHING IS TERRORISM!


This!

We've given over our rights up for 'safety', 24 hour news and McDonalds. It's not exactly crusty bread and gladiators; but, then again, we're not Ancient Rome.

/ panem et circenses is alive and well
 
2013-12-17 08:12:39 PM

Brawndo: Where's Lieutenant Dangle?


IT'S A VANITY PLATE!
 
2013-12-17 08:14:21 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Who you gonna call?

/heman
 
2013-12-17 08:18:26 PM
Time for everybody's favorite game:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-12-17 08:19:56 PM
As long as it stays short of "Jim Dangle."
 
2013-12-17 08:21:38 PM
Penis reference. DRINK!
 
2013-12-17 08:22:04 PM

Man_Without_A_Hat: I am a nurse at this hospital.  I had the day off, thankfully.  My wife, also a nurse, was working today.  Scary stuff.

Unfortunately, this is not rare.  I have had guns pulled on me twice in the ER.


I know at least two people who work there.

/glad you're ok
 
2013-12-17 08:24:08 PM

fusillade762: DarwinianReject: Here we go again folks!  Time to pull out those gun thread memes!  I'll start us off:

Time to reset the clock....or some such gibberish.

This wasn't a mass shooting, so I'm not sure which clock to reset.


The one we reset whenever waaarrrbargagarlbargl guns!

/guns
//Guns!
///GUUUNS!!1!!1!
 
2013-12-17 08:24:36 PM
my god, you people are phoning it in this time. fark it. It's the holiday season, probably a guy who got fired. *shrugs*
 
2013-12-17 08:27:28 PM

DarwinianReject: fusillade762: DarwinianReject: Here we go again folks!  Time to pull out those gun thread memes!  I'll start us off:

Time to reset the clock....or some such gibberish.

This wasn't a mass shooting, so I'm not sure which clock to reset.

The one we reset whenever waaarrrbargagarlbargl guns!

/guns
//Guns!
///GUUUNS!!1!!1!


Just let the guys pull out their p3nises and wag it in the others direction.
 
2013-12-17 08:29:27 PM

Kit Fister: my god, you people are phoning it in this time. fark it. It's the holiday season, probably a guy who got fired. *shrugs*


What do you mean, "you people"?
 
2013-12-17 08:32:30 PM
Technically, if you shoot a man just to watch him die, you're bad enough not to take yourself out too.
 
2013-12-17 08:34:35 PM

cowgirl toffee: DarwinianReject: fusillade762: DarwinianReject: Here we go again folks!  Time to pull out those gun thread memes!  I'll start us off:

Time to reset the clock....or some such gibberish.

This wasn't a mass shooting, so I'm not sure which clock to reset.

The one we reset whenever waaarrrbargagarlbargl guns!

/guns
//Guns!
///GUUUNS!!1!!1!

Just let the guys pull out their p3nises and wag it in the others direction.


You say that like its BAD thing.
 
2013-12-17 08:35:31 PM

cowgirl toffee: Just let the guys pull out their p3nises and wag it in the others direction.


only if you ask me nicely, babe.
 
2013-12-17 08:38:03 PM

iheartscotch: cowgirl toffee: DarwinianReject: fusillade762: DarwinianReject: ...

You say that like its BAD thing.


No..no.. just sitting here with the popcorn in anticipation. :D
 
2013-12-17 08:45:59 PM

DarwinianReject: fusillade762: DarwinianReject: Here we go again folks!  Time to pull out those gun thread memes!  I'll start us off:

Time to reset the clock....or some such gibberish.

This wasn't a mass shooting, so I'm not sure which clock to reset.

The one we reset whenever waaarrrbargagarlbargl guns!

/guns
//Guns!
///GUUUNS!!1!!1!


www.the-nextlevel.com
 
2013-12-17 08:48:03 PM

Kit Fister: cowgirl toffee: Just let the guys pull out their p3nises and wag it in the others direction.

only if you ask me nicely, babe.


EIP

:P
 
2013-12-17 08:49:55 PM

Man_Without_A_Hat: Unfortunately, this is not rare. I have had guns pulled on me twice in the ER.


Gonna be fun as the armed boomers age into that age when their children need to take away the car keys and pull the firing pins.
 
2013-12-17 08:50:27 PM

cowgirl toffee: iheartscotch: cowgirl toffee: DarwinianReject: fusillade762: DarwinianReject: ...

You say that like its BAD thing.

No..no.. just sitting here with the popcorn in anticipation. :D


Soooo, what you're saying is you want us to wave our wieners at each other? Nttaww being into watching guys wave their wieners at each other; it's just, well, rather specific. Isn't it?
 
2013-12-17 08:52:28 PM

iheartscotch: cowgirl toffee: iheartscotch: cowgirl toffee: DarwinianReject: fusillade762: DarwinianReject: ...

...

Soooo, what you're saying is you want us to wave our wieners at each other? Nttaww being into watching guys wave their wieners at each other; it's just, well, rather specific. Isn't it?


Eh... its one of the things I have to look forward to in gun threads.
GET TO WAGGIN'.  :P
 
2013-12-17 08:52:51 PM

iheartscotch: abhorrent1: EVERYTHING IS TERRORISM!

This!

We've given over our rights up for 'safety', 24 hour news and McDonalds. It's not exactly crusty bread and gladiators; but, then again, we're not Ancient Rome.

/ panem et circenses is alive and well


So you believe that we can never compromise our rights in the name of public safety? Tell me what your feelings are about the EPA, FDA, FTC, etc., etc.
 
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