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(New York Daily News)   Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me. First I suffered severe burns in the Boston Marathon bombing, then I wound up in a rehab hospital. Anyway, there was this really hot nurse   (nydailynews.com) divider line 56
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2013-12-17 06:01:15 PM  
...And she was really into stumps.
 
2013-12-17 07:50:08 PM  
Ehh, he's all there, and compared to the flambeed faces he's downright a reminder that her patients haven't all looked into the arc of the covenant.
 
2013-12-17 07:52:04 PM  
fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-12-17 07:52:45 PM  
Dear Daily News:

Seriously, stop with the stupid survey thingies.

Sincerely,
FriarReb
 
2013-12-17 07:58:41 PM  

FriarReb98: Dear Daily News:

Seriously, stop with the stupid survey thingies.

Sincerely,
FriarReb


This. What an infuriating website.
 
2013-12-17 07:59:23 PM  
I hate this website, but that's a really cool story,
 
2013-12-17 07:59:47 PM  

wildcardjack: Ehh, he's all there, and compared to the flambeed faces he's downright a reminder that her patients haven't all looked into the arc ark of the covenant.


FTFY
 
2013-12-17 08:02:31 PM  
Nice work.  I suppose I'd take some metal shards to the leg and months of painful rehab to get some of that.
 
2013-12-17 08:02:40 PM  
Another victim of "Boston pretty".
 
2013-12-17 08:03:11 PM  
He's going to send a letter to the bombers in thanks, right?  Those kooky terrorists were kind of instrumental in setting forth the event that united these two lonely hearts.  The meat head should inform them of their part in seeding a heart-warming American romance, and the gratitude can easily be shown without condoning the bombings.
 
2013-12-17 08:05:34 PM  

DrunkenBob: He's going to send a letter to the bombers in thanks, right?


Might have some trouble getting in contact with one of them.
 
2013-12-17 08:06:53 PM  
(Hellooooooooonurse.jpg)
 
2013-12-17 08:07:04 PM  
Anyone else think she kinda looks like the Runaway Bride?

/Anyone?
//Bueller?
 
2013-12-17 08:08:08 PM  
I'd be a real jackass to comment about her man-hands, but I'm not a jackass. No-sir-eee-bob.
 
2013-12-17 08:09:15 PM  
Holy crap she has actual man hands!
 
2013-12-17 08:10:43 PM  

fusillade762: DrunkenBob: He's going to send a letter to the bombers in thanks, right?

Might have some trouble getting in contact with one of them.


Try a Ouija board, maybe.
 
2013-12-17 08:12:00 PM  
I wonder if the surviving bomber will find love in prison?
 
2013-12-17 08:15:16 PM  
"I'm happy to announce that we will spend the rest of our lives together," Costello added.

"Marriage does not work that way," Morbo added.
 
2013-12-17 08:15:22 PM  
Does he know about her penis?
 
2013-12-17 08:20:53 PM  
"When I first saw her, my penis did this to my pants."

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-12-17 08:23:21 PM  
Spaulding Rehabilitation Hospital

"I want a sponge bath...I want an enema, I want some better hospital food....."

"You'll get NOTHING and LIKE it!!"
 
2013-12-17 08:24:45 PM  
Damn, she is da bomb...
 
2013-12-17 08:28:58 PM  
Is it ethical for a nurse to date her patient?
 
2013-12-17 08:31:34 PM  

talkertopc: Is it ethical for a nurse to date her patient?


There's a discharge joke in there somewhere...
 
2013-12-17 08:36:27 PM  
I'd explode inside her, despite the man hands....
 
2013-12-17 08:39:34 PM  
Why the long face?
 
2013-12-17 08:39:50 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: Another victim of "Boston pretty".


Yep. I've seen some hot nurses in my day. That's no hot nurse.
 
2013-12-17 08:51:46 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: Another victim of "Boston pretty".


Maybe it's because I live near it, but if she's not pretty enough you can just stay wherever you're from, where they fart glitter and rainbows and all look like Barbie dolls or some shiat.

\though I will admit, I know half a dozen people that look like they could at least be related to her, if not *be* her
 
2013-12-17 08:57:27 PM  
I wish I had "Judy the Cutie".  I was 8 and I was tore up from my injuries.  Judy was the nurse who helped me understand that to pick the scabs off of my traction pin was the way to a young guy crush. Hi, Judy!  Be well, my Angel, and do not serve me agar with some kinda bits no more!
 
2013-12-17 08:58:13 PM  

FriarReb98: Cubicle Jockey: Another victim of "Boston pretty".

Maybe it's because I live near it, but if she's not pretty enough you can just stay wherever you're from, where they fart glitter and rainbows and all look like Barbie dolls or some shiat.

\though I will admit, I know half a dozen people that look like they could at least be related to her, if not *be* her


I think she is very attractive, plus she clearly has a compassionate soul given her avocation. And she has hands that look like they are no stranger to work.

What do I know? I am a straight woman. *shrug*
 
2013-12-17 09:00:02 PM  

FriarReb98: Cubicle Jockey: Another victim of "Boston pretty".

Maybe it's because I live near it, but if she's not pretty enough you can just stay wherever you're from, where they fart glitter and rainbows and all look like Barbie dolls or some shiat.

\though I will admit, I know half a dozen people that look like they could at least be related to her, if not *be* her


She's certainly not bad.  Everyone talking about what a dog she is should be required to put up pictures of the Victoria Secret models they're banging.
 
2013-12-17 09:18:39 PM  
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Dear Penthouse...
 
2013-12-17 09:20:17 PM  
I wish I had pictures of the Heather Graham look-alike nurse I've seen around here.
 
2013-12-17 09:20:49 PM  
I'm sure he'll give her the wedding she's dreamed of since she was a young man.
 
2013-12-17 09:22:35 PM  

talkertopc: Is it ethical for a nurse to date her patient?


NO, in some states she could face charges for having a social relationship with a former patient
 
2013-12-17 09:25:10 PM  

FriarReb98: Maybe it's because I live near it, but if she's not pretty enough you can just stay wherever you're from, where they fart glitter and rainbows and all look like Barbie dolls or some shiat.


She's certainly not ugly, but in California, that's a 6 at best.

Still, I wish them all the happiness in the world.
 
2013-12-17 09:29:10 PM  
I'm glad something good happened to him from the aftermath of that.  Burns like that take a lot of work to overcome.
 
2013-12-17 09:30:16 PM  
Story gave me a smile.  I'll overlook the crummy site, etc.
 
2013-12-17 09:48:00 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-17 09:54:21 PM  
A lot of studman69's in here.

/quite attractive, who cares about the hands?
 
2013-12-17 10:06:53 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com
i0.wp.com


Related?
 
2013-12-17 10:08:25 PM  
Is this what FARK is now? You all sound like shallow douchebags. I guess there's no need to click on threads anymore, it's just jealous guys talking shiat about women.

/you will die lonely
 
2013-12-17 10:12:41 PM  

Haplo127x: Is this what FARK is now? You all sound like shallow douchebags. I guess there's no need to click on threads anymore, it's just jealous guys talking shiat about women.


You left out the 200 comic book threads a day.
 
2013-12-17 10:13:19 PM  

Haplo127x: Is this what FARK is now? You all sound like shallow douchebags. I guess there's no need to click on threads anymore, it's just jealous guys talking shiat about women.

/you will die lonely

 
2013-12-17 10:25:55 PM  
Oh hell, some of you wouldn't hit that like the fist of god?

/and she's smart too
 
2013-12-17 10:48:25 PM  
what's with the short index finger...?
 
2013-12-17 10:49:06 PM  

Elandriel: FriarReb98: Dear Daily News:

Seriously, stop with the stupid survey thingies.

Sincerely,
FriarReb

This. What an infuriating website.


Adblock?
 
2013-12-17 10:50:02 PM  

twistedmetal: Oh hell, some of you wouldn't hit that like the fist of god?

/and she's smart too


Dated a nurse once. They are also quite comfortable with bodily fluids, so nurses can get quite freaky when they want to.
 
2013-12-17 11:09:28 PM  

Haplo127x: Is this what FARK is now? You all sound like shallow douchebags. I guess there's no need to click on threads anymore, it's just jealous envious guys talking shiat about women.

/you will die lonely


Don't forget the Grammar Nazis!
 
2013-12-17 11:10:42 PM  

talkertopc: Is it ethical for a nurse to date her patient?


Not in porn.

Or so people tell me anyway....
 
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