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(Bangor Daily News)   When is a spatula not a spatula? When it's assault and battery   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 34
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2013-12-17 06:26:42 PM
Must not have liked her Christmas gift:
www.robohara.com
 
2013-12-17 06:45:08 PM
I'd spatula it.
 
2013-12-17 07:42:01 PM

NeoCortex42: Must not have liked her Christmas gift:
[www.robohara.com image 800x451]


Damn you!

Fine, I'll settled for...
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-12-17 08:09:33 PM
sidesalad.net
 
2013-12-17 08:10:02 PM
I know you love me, PJ. call me please!
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-17 08:12:16 PM
www.thevervoid.com

You're a waste of space.
 
2013-12-17 08:17:30 PM
When is a spatula not a spatula?

img12.imageshack.us

When its on the Dark Side.
 
2013-12-17 08:18:38 PM
Wow, metric on the mugshot.  What sorcery is this?

/yes, I saw the inches too
 
2013-12-17 08:23:07 PM
"In talking with everybody at the scene, it was determined she was the predominant aggressor," Trafton said Monday afternoon. "She had struck her husband in the forehead with a spatula, leaving marks. Nobody was very forthcoming about why."

Cocaine bathsalts is a hell 'f a drug
 
2013-12-17 08:25:18 PM
Larry Underwood agrees.
 
2013-12-17 08:27:31 PM
www.thewrap.com
 
2013-12-17 08:32:00 PM

NeoCortex42: Must not have liked her Christmas gift:
[www.robohara.com image 800x451]


Dammit! Fine, I like this one better anyway

ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-12-17 08:32:20 PM
bdnpull.bangorpublishing.netdna-cdn.com

Crazy eyes.
 
2013-12-17 08:32:48 PM

actualhuman: "In talking with everybody at the scene, it was determined she was the predominant aggressor," Trafton said Monday afternoon. "She had struck her husband in the forehead with a spatula, leaving marks. Nobody was very forthcoming about why."

Cocaine bathsalts is a hell 'f a drug


You've never lived w/ a woman, have you?
 
2013-12-17 08:33:24 PM
So her husband got served?
 
2013-12-17 08:36:38 PM
When spatulas are outlawed...
 
2013-12-17 08:38:29 PM
One of my mother's favorite weapons back in the day.
 
2013-12-17 08:42:42 PM
Another responsible spatula owner.
 
2013-12-17 08:43:30 PM
But how do you say spatula in English?

/not obscure
 
2013-12-17 08:59:13 PM

hlehmann: [bdnpull.bangorpublishing.netdna-cdn.com image 250x250]

Crazy eyes.


For Waldo County, that's some pretty top shelf action!


/lives in Waldo County.
 
2013-12-17 09:14:21 PM
Technically, what everyone is referring to here as a spatula is actually called a turner.  A spatula is a long flexible spreader that is typically used to work with fondant and other pastry coverings.

/Sold restaurant equipment for years
//A metal shaker with a handle is called a dredge
///Wish I could recycle those memory cells
 
2013-12-17 09:28:11 PM

dutchmang: Technically, what everyone is referring to here as a spatula is actually called a turner.  A spatula is a long flexible spreader that is typically used to work with fondant and other pastry coverings.

/Sold restaurant equipment for years
//A metal shaker with a handle is called a dredge
///Wish I could recycle those memory cells


Contender for Most Boring Post of The Year.
 
2013-12-17 09:38:13 PM
I love a good spatula spanking.
 
2013-12-17 09:43:52 PM

FrancoFile: [sidesalad.net image 348x329]


Came for this.  Well done... well done.
 
2013-12-17 10:09:01 PM

dutchmang: Technically, what everyone is referring to here as a spatula is actually called a turner. A spatula is a long flexible spreader that is typically used to work with fondant and other pastry coverings.


In my kitchen a spatula is one of these:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-17 10:15:16 PM

NeoCortex42: Must not have liked her Christmas gift:
[www.robohara.com image 800x451]


Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-12-17 10:37:37 PM

hlehmann: Crazy eyes.


I would hit it, crazy eyes or not.

/But I'm desperate..
 
2013-12-17 10:45:24 PM

Ivo Shandor: dutchmang: Technically, what everyone is referring to here as a spatula is actually called a turner. A spatula is a long flexible spreader that is typically used to work with fondant and other pastry coverings.

In my kitchen a spatula is one of these:
[i.imgur.com image 300x298]


That's a rubber scraper, but yes, another common use of the term spatula.  I understand they're all correct because usage defines what's correct.  But I still say empathic even though empathetic is also now correct, because I want to be MORE right. :)

THIS is a spatula:
www.allianceonline.co.uk
/OCD
//OCD OCD
 
2013-12-17 10:56:18 PM

cwick: hlehmann: [bdnpull.bangorpublishing.netdna-cdn.com image 250x250]

Crazy eyes.

For Waldo County, that's some pretty top shelf action!


/lives in Waldo County.


Your profile says Bangor (Penobscot County). I'm in Hancock County but a stones throw from Waldo. (Ok, if I had a REALLY good arm).

I see more of an eye-roll i.e., "I can't believe I got arrested for THIS".
 
2013-12-17 11:16:14 PM

Wanted for questioning:


andrypoter.a.n.pic.centerblog.net

 
2013-12-18 08:01:45 AM

John Buck 41: Your profile says Bangor (Penobscot County).


Ah yes, that was just to throw off all the jealous husbands...
Actually, I live in Belfast, the SEAT of Waldo County, and right next door to the town of Waldo.
 
2013-12-18 02:28:13 PM
Hopefully she'll remember this the next time she claims abuse completely falsely.
 
2013-12-18 08:34:33 PM

cwick: John Buck 41: Your profile says Bangor (Penobscot County).

Ah yes, that was just to throw off all the jealous husbands...
Actually, I live in Belfast, the SEAT of Waldo County, and right next door to the town of Waldo.


Belfast is a cool little town. Wifey and I like to hit Rollies every now and then.
 
2013-12-19 01:55:13 AM
Required for all dental hygienists
img.fark.net

Also... this is still not a spatula:
img.fark.net
 
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