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2013-12-17 12:56:36 PM  
This year, we're running the tab headlines first, and the Main page contest after, with the other contests (wordplay, context, etc) after. Just a heads-up that all of the subtab headlines are going up today: Sports, Geek, Entertainment, Politics, and Business. Each of them will show up both on the mainpage and also in each respective subtab. I'm going to keep each stickied to the top for an hour and a half for voting purposes, and will probably bump them up a bit tomorrow to catch votes from people who missed them because they were busy at work or out Christmas shopping.

Here are your final candidates for Fark's Entertainment Headline of the Year. These are the top 20 entertainment headlines as voted, with the top five from each quarter of 2013. Now you get to choose the one you like best. Enjoy.
2013-12-17 12:57:49 PM  
Robin Thicke sues Marvin Gaye's family, apparently unaware of what Marvin Gaye's family is capable of
2013-12-17 12:58:03 PM  
Yoko Ono goes on tour of Pennsylvania fracking sites. Because if there's one thing Yoko Ono knows about, it's using pressure to break up rock groups
2013-12-17 12:58:18 PM  
Turns out Cher is friends with Stephen Hawking. No surprise, since they have the same singing voice
2013-12-17 12:58:34 PM  
New film covers what "Lincoln" missed. Intermission?
2013-12-17 12:58:48 PM  
Physician named as the seller of Marilyn Monroe's plastic surgery medical notes. Goodbye, normal genes
2013-12-17 12:59:04 PM  
Chris Brown smashes his Porsche into a wall, but only because he loves it so much
2013-12-17 12:59:19 PM  
Willie Nelson's band skips the second verse and hits the bridge
2013-12-17 12:59:36 PM  
Ray Parker, Jr. sues for royalties for his Ghostbusters song, says he would have tried to claim them earlier but didn't know who to call
2013-12-17 12:59:51 PM  
Dolly Parton injured in Nashville crash, was spared from injury by massive, shock-absorbing pillow-like cushions. Also, the car's airbags deployed
2013-12-17 01:00:06 PM  
Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace portray lesbian lovers in Brian DePalma's latest thriller, "Shut Up and Take My Money"
2013-12-17 01:00:22 PM  
Ellen DeGeneres is selling her Beverly Hills condo. The condo is fantastic, but the rugs are all chewed up
2013-12-17 01:00:37 PM  
Dr. Dre wants out of his deal with HTC, blames dyslexia for an embarrassing mistake
2013-12-17 01:00:52 PM  
Megan Kelly getting Sean Hannity's slot. Hopefully, the doctors will clean all the sand out of it before going ahead with the transplant
2013-12-17 01:01:07 PM  
Roger Ebert reviews the new Terrence Malick/Ben Affleck film from beyond the grave. Here comes the seance
2013-12-17 01:01:22 PM admits to plag.i.arism
2013-12-17 01:01:39 PM  
Ray Harryhausen finally masters the art of stop-motion at age 92
2013-12-17 01:01:55 PM  
Kanye West compares himself to Picasso, Walt Disney and Michelangelo. Apparently none of them could sing, either
2013-12-17 01:02:13 PM  
Sarah Jessica Parker's feet permanently damaged by high heel shoes, says Doctor Farrier
2013-12-17 01:02:28 PM  
Kim Kardashian threatens to leave Instagram. Willy Wonka rolls his eyes and mutters, "No, stop, wait, come back"
2013-12-17 01:02:44 PM  
Dakota Fanning to appear nude in upcoming film. No word if we'll be seeing South Dakota or just North Dakota
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