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2013-12-17 02:38:56 PM
Yeah, well, you don't know my mom like I do, subby.
 
2013-12-17 02:42:11 PM
ABC article: "[...] That's because the flu season isn't tied to cold weather."

Science: "Using the guinea pig as a model host, we show that aerosol spread of influenza virus is dependent upon both ambient relative humidity and temperature. Twenty experiments performed at relative humidities from 20% to 80% and 5 °C, 20 °C, or 30 °C indicated that both cold and dry conditions favor transmission. "
 
2013-12-17 02:42:31 PM
Regardless, I love chicken soup when I'm sick
 
2013-12-17 02:45:08 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-17 02:45:40 PM

dittybopper: Yeah, well, you don't know my mom like I do, subby.


Why would  you  anybody play the incest card?

/I don't know your mom as well as I know subby's.
 
2013-12-17 02:51:55 PM

Ivo Shandor: ABC article: "[...] That's because the flu season isn't tied to cold weather."

Science: "Using the guinea pig as a model host, we show that aerosol spread of influenza virus is dependent upon both ambient relative humidity and temperature. Twenty experiments performed at relative humidities from 20% to 80% and 5 °C, 20 °C, or 30 °C indicated that both cold and dry conditions favor transmission. "


Yeah, I have always hated hearing about this "myth".  Also, your immune system is in worse shape when your body is cold, making it easier for a few viruses to catch on.
 
2013-12-17 02:55:05 PM
FTA: even though the avenge temperature was 53 degrees

The avenge temperature has arrived! And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
 
2013-12-17 03:04:56 PM
So you're saying if I play with fire I won't wet the bed?

/something she actually told me
 
2013-12-17 03:08:37 PM
Hey now, my mom was wrong about a lot more than that. She believes cracking knuckles causes arthritis. And not in the "Some studies have shown a 5% link in certain forms of arthritis and habitual knuckle cracking" but in the "You cracked your knuckles! You're going to end up like your great grandmother!"

Then again, she also said she doesn't "believe" in the big bang, so maybe I should lay off her a bit.
 
2013-12-17 03:11:34 PM

MightyPez: She believes cracking knuckles causes arthritis.


Send her this story.
 
2013-12-17 03:17:29 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: Yeah, well, you don't know my mom like I do, subby.

Why would  you  anybody play the incest card?


It's a way to one-up the headline.

It's like, someone comes up to you and says "Yo momma is so fat..." and you finish the joke.  Takes the wind out of their sails.

/It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.
 
2013-12-17 03:32:03 PM
So she should have let me grow up to be a cowboy?

Sybarite: So you're saying if I play with fire I won't wet the bed?

/something she actually told me


I grew up with that one, too. Are you from the South?
 
2013-12-17 03:33:23 PM

dittybopper: demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: Yeah, well, you don't know my mom like I do, subby.

Why would  you  anybody play the incest card?

It's a way to one-up the headline.
It's like, someone comes up to you and says "Yo momma is so fat..." and you finish the joke.  Takes the wind out of their sails.
/It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.


/I authenticate: Uniform-Sid-1-8.
 
2013-12-17 03:36:52 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: Yeah, well, you don't know my mom like I do, subby.

Why would  you  anybody play the incest card?

It's a way to one-up the headline.
It's like, someone comes up to you and says "Yo momma is so fat..." and you finish the joke.  Takes the wind out of their sails.
/It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.

/I authenticate: Uniform-Sid-1-8.


DLG2209TVX
 
2013-12-17 03:37:22 PM

redsquid: So she should have let me grow up to be a cowboy?

Sybarite: So you're saying if I play with fire I won't wet the bed?

/something she actually told me

I grew up with that one, too. Are you from the South?



Not personally, but my mom was from the very southern edge of the Midwest.
 
2013-12-17 03:44:31 PM

dittybopper: DLG2209TVX


(XM) from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-12-17 03:46:34 PM

dittybopper: demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: Yeah, well, you don't know my mom like I do, subby.

Why would  you  anybody play the incest card?

It's a way to one-up the headline.

It's like, someone comes up to you and says "Yo momma is so fat..." and you finish the joke.  Takes the wind out of their sails.

/It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.


K-k-ken is c-c-coming to k-k-kill you.
 
2013-12-17 03:51:45 PM
6.  I'm special
 
2013-12-17 03:52:46 PM

Sybarite: redsquid: So she should have let me grow up to be a cowboy?

Sybarite: So you're saying if I play with fire I won't wet the bed?

/something she actually told me

I grew up with that one, too. Are you from the South?


Not personally, but my mom was from the very southern edge of the Midwest.


I used it in reverse and would apologize for playing with fire whenever I would wet the bed.

/Fire was the nickname of this girl down the street
//and I didn't actually pee the bed
 
2013-12-17 03:52:56 PM
I will continue to take vitamins because I know eating chili, soup and grilled cheese sandwiches all the time doesn't fulfill my daily nutritional requirements.
 
2013-12-17 03:53:47 PM

ColSanders: 6.  I'm special


Oh yeah, she was definitely wrong about that one.
 
2013-12-17 03:54:18 PM

Sybarite: redsquid: So she should have let me grow up to be a cowboy?

Sybarite: So you're saying if I play with fire I won't wet the bed?

/something she actually told me

I grew up with that one, too. Are you from the South?


Not personally, but my mom was from the very southern edge of the Midwest.


Oddly enough, the best part of your mom is the very southern edge of her mid-drift.
 
2013-12-17 03:54:59 PM

dittybopper: demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: Yeah, well, you don't know my mom like I do, subby.

Why would  you  anybody play the incest card?

It's a way to one-up the headline.

It's like, someone comes up to you and says "Yo momma is so fat..." and you finish the joke.  Takes the wind out of their sails.

/It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.


My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don't make incest references in response to "Your momma" jokes
 
2013-12-17 04:00:04 PM
www.moviegoods.com
 
2013-12-17 04:06:43 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: Yeah, well, you don't know my mom like I do, subby.

Why would  you  anybody play the incest card?

It's a way to one-up the headline.
It's like, someone comes up to you and says "Yo momma is so fat..." and you finish the joke.  Takes the wind out of their sails.
/It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.

/I authenticate: Uniform-Sid-1-8.


Skyking, Skyking. Do not answer. November Kilo Lima Quebec Papa Alpha...
 
2013-12-17 04:30:19 PM

ColSanders: 6.  I'm special


She wasn't wrong, you just misinterpreted her meaning.
 
2013-12-17 04:39:38 PM
6. Do not go to the doctor for a regular cold. He can't do anything for you except tell you to get rest and plenty of fluids and you're holding everyone else up who really does need medical care. Also, if he prescribes you antibiotics, ask him why he thinks you need them--especially if he hasn't done a culture.
 
2013-12-17 04:50:13 PM
concluded that multivitamins had no benefit for people without micronutrient deficiencies.

So they won't help you, unless you need them.
 
2013-12-17 04:50:40 PM
Every-farking-thing.
 
2013-12-17 05:05:28 PM
The best was when I was little my brother asked the eye doctor to tell my mother that reading in dim light wouldn't hurt your eyes. She was pissed that he didn't just do what she said but he called her on her bullshiat and he was maybe ten.
 
2013-12-17 05:21:34 PM

Unauthorized Bratwurst: demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: demaL-demaL-yeH: dittybopper: Yeah, well, you don't know my mom like I do, subby.

Why would  you  anybody play the incest card?

It's a way to one-up the headline.
It's like, someone comes up to you and says "Yo momma is so fat..." and you finish the joke.  Takes the wind out of their sails.
/It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.

/I authenticate: Uniform-Sid-1-8.

Skyking, Skyking. Do not answer. November Kilo Lima Quebec Papa Alpha...


Now I lay me down to sleep....
 
2013-12-17 05:38:53 PM
My mother thought that the bitterness could be removed from cucumbers by cutting the end off, then rubbing the end piece against the freshly cut part. Even when I was a child, I thought she was an idiot for believing such magic. I have never seen anyone else do this, but a quick google search tells me she is not the only one.
 
2013-12-17 05:44:01 PM
#5 Milk makes mucus

So this guy is having sex with a woman who turns out to be a relentless nympho and after 8 hours of action his member is rather raw and chapped so he takes a timeout, goes to the kitchen and immerses it in a cold glass of milk.

In walks the nympho who exclaims "so that's how you refill it".
 
2013-12-17 05:52:31 PM
My Mom once said that any woman that would sleep with me on the first date isn't someone that would make a good wife or girlfriend.

Were celebrating twelve years and two kids this year....and my Mom has no idea that it went down that way.

/CSB!
//Love ya honey!
 
2013-12-17 07:11:03 PM
I was such a latch key kid I wasn't really brought up, which would explain a lot of my past. And my present / future.
 
2013-12-18 02:14:06 PM

Skarekrough: My Mom once said that any woman that would sleep with me on the first date isn't someone that would make a good wife or girlfriend.

Were celebrating twelve years and two kids this year....and my Mom has no idea that it went down that way.

/CSB!
//Love ya honey!


You just thought it was your first date.
 
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