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2013-12-17 11:59:10 AM
How are the Redskins not dead last?
 
2013-12-17 12:05:36 PM

foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?


Because the Texans exist.
 
2013-12-17 12:06:29 PM

foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?


The team below them is so bad that they fired their head coach and replaced him with this guy:
blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2013-12-17 12:29:21 PM

JerseyTim: foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?

The team below them is so bad that they fired their head coach and replaced him with this guy:
[blogs.houstonpress.com image 298x369]


Guys, if you look just above the page he's holding, you can see his nipple. Wade nipple Wade nipple Wade nipple.
 
2013-12-17 01:01:50 PM

Shame Us: foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?

Because the Texans exist.


WOOOHOO #1 DRAFT PICK!

That's pretty much all I have to be excited for this season. I will actually be pissed if we somehow win against Denver or Tennessee.
 
2013-12-17 01:04:55 PM

scottydoesntknow: Shame Us: foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?

Because the Texans exist.

WOOOHOO #1 DRAFT PICK!

That's pretty much all I have to be excited for this season. I will actually be pissed if we somehow win against Denver or Tennessee.


I think you're ok, buddy. No worries.
 
2013-12-17 01:10:41 PM

Di Atribe: scottydoesntknow: Shame Us: foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?

Because the Texans exist.

WOOOHOO #1 DRAFT PICK!

That's pretty much all I have to be excited for this season. I will actually be pissed if we somehow win against Denver or Tennessee.

I think you're ok, buddy. No worries.


Gotta agree there. Though Tennessee is a little schizo.
 
2013-12-17 01:11:27 PM

Di Atribe: scottydoesntknow: Shame Us: foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?

Because the Texans exist.

WOOOHOO #1 DRAFT PICK!

That's pretty much all I have to be excited for this season. I will actually be pissed if we somehow win against Denver or Tennessee.

I think you're ok, buddy. No worries.


Thanks Di. But if there's one thing they've proven this season, if they can screw it up they will.

/See, Cowboys and Texans fans can get along!
 
2013-12-17 01:19:38 PM
Despite a poor showing against San Diego, still the #2 team in the NFL... THE DENVER BRONCOS!!! :D

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-17 01:21:33 PM

scottydoesntknow: Shame Us: foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?

Because the Texans exist.

WOOOHOO #1 DRAFT PICK!

That's pretty much all I have to be excited for this season. I will actually be pissed if we somehow win against Denver or Tennessee.


WOOOHOO Redskins get #2 draft pick!

Oh, wait.
 
2013-12-17 01:24:26 PM

foo monkey: scottydoesntknow: Shame Us: foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?

Because the Texans exist.

WOOOHOO #1 DRAFT PICK!

That's pretty much all I have to be excited for this season. I will actually be pissed if we somehow win against Denver or Tennessee.

WOOOHOO Redskins get #2 draft pick!

Oh, wait.


Really starting to look like the Rams made out like bandits on that trade.
 
2013-12-17 01:31:55 PM

scottydoesntknow: Thanks Di. But if there's one thing they've proven this season, if they can screw it up they will.

/See, Cowboys and Texans fans can get along!


Hey, I'm always up for getting along! I don't have any beef with the Texans. I mean, they're AFC, so I don't see the point in getting my knickers in a twist over them. Mmmm.... beef.....


Shame Us: Gotta agree there. Though Tennessee is a little schizo.


Absolutely. It really is up in the air which team is gonna show up week to week. I know that feel, man.
 
2013-12-17 01:33:10 PM

Captain Steroid: Despite a poor showing against San Diego, still the #2 team in the NFL... THE DENVER BRONCOS!!! :D

[i1182.photobucket.com image 603x240]


Yeah, #2 is right.


/i don't mean that
//ponies are good
///hot sports opinion
 
2013-12-17 02:16:42 PM
I want to get off GARRETT HARTLEY'S WILD RIDE.

Someone please cut Mr. Shankopotamus.  He's always been a bit erratic, but this year he's downright mental.  How many NFL coaches have to seriously consider going for it on 4th and goal from the 3 yard line because they cannot trust their kicker to make a chip shot?
 
2013-12-17 02:17:15 PM

Di Atribe: JerseyTim: foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?

The team below them is so bad that they fired their head coach and replaced him with this guy:
[blogs.houstonpress.com image 298x369]

Guys, if you look just above the page he's holding, you can see his nipple. Wade nipple Wade nipple Wade nipple.


I take back all the nice things about you I said thought about saying in that troll-o-rama thread the other day.
 
2013-12-17 02:18:01 PM
So, Arizona is the screwed team right now.

/the Top 13 teams being the current playoff teams, and Arizona at #8.
 
2013-12-17 02:21:39 PM
Since mods still haven't touched the queue in a while, let me just whip this out:


i.imgur.com

Welcome back one and all, to the trivia game where the questions are unreasonably difficult, and so is the host! It was quite an eventful week 15 for all of the teams and it looks like the playoff matchups are finally coming into focus like that chick I woke up next to this morning with the mustache and one half-formed testicle. I haven't been this excited and then also sad since the time between 3:315pm and 6:30pm on Sunday! We have 3 categories this week:  Over/Under, Who Are These People?, and  Worth 1000 Words.
Without further ado, let's get down to the questions!

Over/Under:

1. How many quarterbacks threw an interception this week? Over/Under: 18.5
2. How many total interceptions were thrown this week? Over/Under 43.5
3. How many 4th quarter or overtime INTs were thrown this week? Over/Under 13.5

Who Are These People? College Edition!
(These are all current NFL superstars back in college)
i291.photobucket.com

1. Georgia Tech WR
2. Oklahoma State WR
3. Texas RB

Worth 1000 Words
(These questions are about the playoff picture)


1. Only one division has had all teams eliminated except for the division winner. Which division is it?
2. Which team still alive in the playoff hunt has the worst record?
3. Of current division leaders, what is the most common first letter of the team name, not the city name? (Example: Cowboys not Dallas)

Alright, that's it! Time for your answer sheet. Don't be afraid to post your answers in the thread for mocking!

Answer Sheet:

Over/Under
1.
2.
3.

Who Are These People?
1.
2.
3.

Worth 1000 Words
1.
2.
3.
 
2013-12-17 02:27:34 PM

scottydoesntknow: Shame Us: foo monkey: How are the Redskins not dead last?

Because the Texans exist.

WOOOHOO #1 DRAFT PICK!

That's pretty much all I have to be excited for this season. I will actually be pissed if we somehow win against Denver or Tennessee.


Just do us a favor and keep Peyton under 300 yards, okay?  Win if you want to, but if you give up a shiatload of yards, all that's standing between Pey Pey and the record is the defense of the 2013 Oakland Raiders.

*shudder*
 
2013-12-17 02:30:38 PM
Answer Sheet:

Over/Under
1. Over
2. Under, despite Eli?
3. Over? Romo and Eli halped. 

Who Are These People?
1. ?
2. ?
3. ?

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. San Diego Chargers
3. B? (Bears, Broncos, Bengals)
 
2013-12-17 02:31:22 PM
Treygreen13: Since mods still haven't touched the queue in a while, let me just whip this out:


[i.imgur.com image 257x297]Welcome back one and all, to the trivia game where the questions are unreasonably difficult, and so is the host! It was quite an eventful week 15 for all of the teams and it looks like the playoff matchups are finally coming into focus like that chick I woke up next to this morning with the mustache and one half-formed testicle. I haven't been this excited and then also sad since the time between 3:315pm and 6:30pm on Sunday! We have 3 categories this week:  Over/Under, Who Are These People?, and  Worth 1000 Words.
Without further ado, let's get down to the questions!

Over/Under:

1. How many quarterbacks threw an interception this week? Over/Under: 18.5
2. How many total interceptions were thrown this week? Over/Under 43.5
3. How many 4th quarter or overtime INTs were thrown this week? Over/Under 13.5

Who Are These People? College Edition!
(These are all current NFL superstars back in college)
[i291.photobucket.com image 600x250]
1. Georgia Tech WR
2. Oklahoma State WR
3. Texas RB

Worth 1000 Words
(These questions are about the playoff picture)

1. Only one division has had all teams eliminated except for the division winner. Which division is it?
2. Which team still alive in the playoff hunt has the worst record?
3. Of current division leaders, what is the most common first letter of the team name, not the city name? (Example: Cowboys not Dallas)

Alright, that's it! Time for your answer sheet. Don't be afraid to post your answers in the thread for mocking!

Answer Sheet:

Over/Under
1. Over
2. Under
3. Under

Who Are These People?
1. Megatron
2. Dez Bryant
3. DeMarco Murray

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. Ravens
3. S
 
2013-12-17 02:32:50 PM

RadioAaron: Answer Sheet:

Over/Under
1. Over
2. Under, despite Eli?
3. Over? Romo and Eli halped. 

Who Are These People?
1. ?
2. ?
3. ?

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. San Diego Chargers
3. B? (Bears, Broncos, Bengals)


You have 5 correct.
 
2013-12-17 02:34:02 PM

Shame Us: Over/Under
1. Over
2. Under
3. Under

Who Are These People?
1. Megatron
2. Dez Bryant
3. DeMarco Murray

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. Ravens
3. S


You also have 5 correct.
 
2013-12-17 02:35:22 PM
Over/Under
1. Under 
2. Over 
3. Over 

Who Are These People?
1.
2.
3.

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. Dallas
3. B

 /Just guessing
//Don't know crap about College Football
 
2013-12-17 02:35:30 PM
Gah. I had the AFC North all wrong in my head.
 
2013-12-17 02:35:44 PM
i249.photobucket.com

i1135.photobucket.com

One......two......three........four........five.  Five interceptions!  Ah ah ah!
 
2013-12-17 02:36:09 PM

neritz: Over/Under
1. Under 
2. Over 
3. Over 

Who Are These People?
1.
2.
3.

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. Dallas
3. B

 /Just guessing
//Don't know crap about College Football


3 correct.
 
2013-12-17 02:42:35 PM

Treygreen13: Answer Sheet:


Over/Under
1. Over (I'm assuming it was just all of them)
2. Under (no logic)
3. Under

Who Are These People?
1. Megatron
2. Dez Bryant
3. A player that I should know because Texas

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. Buffalo
3. B
 
2013-12-17 02:42:50 PM
Sheesh.... #2 is Pittsburgh at 6-8, they are still mathematically in it.
 
2013-12-17 02:43:58 PM

Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Answer Sheet:

Over/Under
1. Over (I'm assuming it was just all of them)
2. Under (no logic)
3. Under

Who Are These People?
1. Megatron
2. Dez Bryant
3. A player that I should know because Texas

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. Buffalo
3. B


6 correct.
 
2013-12-17 02:57:21 PM

The_Sponge: [i249.photobucket.com image 297x413]

[i1135.photobucket.com image 320x480]

One......two......three........four........five.  Five interceptions!  Ah ah ah!


Thanks for the LOL brotha! Now my co-workers are all staring at me......
 
2013-12-17 02:57:29 PM
The good news? At 9-5, Arizona is still technically alive in a very difficult division. The bad news? The Cardinals finish in Seattle and hosting San Francisco.

1) still no word on Fitz and the "concussion like symptoms"
2) carson palmer:  comeback POY?
3)  Arians:  back to back COY (although Andy Reid should get this, i have to ask just because Arians winning back to back with two different teams would be pretty juice)
4) i said about a month ago, "the cards could be 'that' team that finishes with 10 wins or possibly 11, and misses the playoffs."  oh how i hate how i said that.

I see a split.  I just can't see us winning @ SEA but at home (SFO) i have to think we'll be massively jacked up. for that one.  I'm guessing 10-6.
 
2013-12-17 02:58:09 PM

Treygreen13: Answer Sheet:

Over/Under
1. Over
2. Under
3. Under

Who Are These People?
1. Calvin Johnson
2. Dez Bryant
3. Jamaal Charles

Worth 1000 Words
1. NFC North
2. ??? (Was gonna say the Cowboys, but the Lions are also 7-7 and in the hunt; ties better than loss)
3. B

 
2013-12-17 02:58:53 PM

sakanagai: Treygreen13: Answer Sheet:

Over/Under
1. Over
2. Under
3. Under

Who Are These People?
1. Calvin Johnson
2. Dez Bryant
3. Jamaal Charles

Worth 1000 Words
1. NFC North
2. ??? (Was gonna say the Cowboys, but the Lions are also 7-7 and in the hunt; ties better than loss)
3. B


6 correct.
 
2013-12-17 02:59:00 PM
Back in the Sunday thread, I was wondering if the Cowboys' choke or the Giants getting shut out was more of a laugher. Never mind, it was the Lions losing to the Ravens on a 62-yard FG, in spite of keeping them out of the end zone the whole game.
 
2013-12-17 02:59:21 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: The_Sponge: [i249.photobucket.com image 297x413]

[i1135.photobucket.com image 320x480]

One......two......three........four........five.  Five interceptions!  Ah ah ah!

Thanks for the LOL brotha! Now my co-workers are all staring at me......



My pleasure.
 
2013-12-17 02:59:49 PM
Hey, ass... not everyone who's chasing the Denver Donkos lost.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-17 03:01:44 PM

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com



This week in Seahawks:
Russell Wilson became only the third quarterback in NFL history to throw 50 touchdown passes in his first two seasons.

The other two: Peyton Manning (52) and Dan Marino (68) Link
 
2013-12-17 03:03:37 PM

Captain Steroid: Despite a poor showing against San Diego, still the #2 team in the NFL... THE DENVER BRONCOS!!! :D

[i1182.photobucket.com image 603x240]


Were the ponies in the original Nostalgia Critic review or were they added by the interwebs?

Also, I am a sad Lions fan.  So situation normal.
 
2013-12-17 03:04:49 PM
Looking at the 49ers' and Cards' write-ups...Do these guys even try to understand the playoff tiebreakers?

Cards need one of NO, Carolina or SF to go 0-2. SF needs a win, period. Week 17 is likely not to matter much.
 
2013-12-17 03:05:23 PM
Decision in a few hours, ladies and germs.
 
2013-12-17 03:05:51 PM
pbs.twimg.com

/GO BEARS!
 
2013-12-17 03:06:22 PM
my horrible Raiders aren't dead last yet but they will be on the 29th when they host the broncos, bonus points, I'll be there so they'll lose by at least 40.

/Wait till next seas...
//who am I kidding
 
2013-12-17 03:09:08 PM

robsul82: Decision in a few hours, ladies and germs.


Lol. I think one player had 15 million reasons to not throw five picks, especially with a new head coach probably coming in.
 
2013-12-17 03:10:24 PM
Over/Under
1. Over
2. Over
3. Over

Who Are These People?
1. Calvin Johnson
2. Dez Bryant
3. Jamaal Charles

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. Pittsburgh
3. B
 
2013-12-17 03:10:30 PM
And the Iggles are #11...joy.
 
2013-12-17 03:10:37 PM

IanMoone: robsul82: Decision in a few hours, ladies and germs.

Lol. I think one player had 15 million reasons to not throw five picks, especially with a new head coach probably coming in.


I said it last night: one guy is a poor backup pressed into service and the other guy makes 40x his salary in the same offense for 10 years.
 
2013-12-17 03:11:12 PM

raukos7: Over/Under
1. Over
2. Over
3. Over

Who Are These People?
1. Calvin Johnson
2. Dez Bryant
3. Jamaal Charles

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. Pittsburgh
3. B


8 out of 9! Almost perfect!
 
2013-12-17 03:11:28 PM
First I'd like to thank seventypercent for the month of TF.  I don't know what I did last night to earn it, but thanks anyway.

And now on to this week's Authentic BCS-Style Computer Rankings.

Beast Mode Tier
1. Seattle Seahawks (12.02 wins)
Top Tier
2. Denver Broncos (10.82)
Very High Tier
3. New Orleans Saints (10.56)
4. San Francisco 49ers (10.36)
5. Carolina Panthers (10.32)
6. New England Patriots (9.91)
7. Kansas City Chiefs (9.85)
High Tier
8. Arizona Cardinals (9.23)
9. Indianapolis Colts (8.94)
10. Cincinnati Bengals (8.67)
11. Miami Dolphins (8.33)
Upper Mid Tier
12. Chicago Bears (7.30)
13. Philadelphia Eagles (7.29)
14. Baltimore Ravens (7.27)
Lower Mid Tier
15. St. Louis Rams (6.87)
16. San Diego Chargers (6.85)
17. Green Bay Packers (6.78)
18. Dallas Cowboys (6.78)
19. Detroit Lions (6.48)
20. New York Jets (6.12)
Low Tier
21. Pittsburgh Steelers (5.68)
22. Tennessee Titans (5.50)
23. New York Giants (5.32)
24. Buffalo Bills (5.17)
25. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5.09)
26. Atlanta Falcons (4.69)
Very Low Tier
27. Minnesota Vikings (4.40)
28. Cleveland Browns (4.11)
29. Jacksonville Jaguars (4.04)
30. Oakland Raiders (3.66)
Bottom Tier
31. Washington Redskins (2.99)
32. Houston Texans (2.59)
 
2013-12-17 03:12:07 PM
Treygreen13: Over/Under
1. Over
2. Under
3. Under

Who Are These People?
1. Calvin Johnson
2. Dez Bryant
3. Arian Foster? (no clue really)

Worth 1000 Words
1. AFC South
2. Packers?
3. C?
 
2013-12-17 03:12:07 PM

FuManchu7: I want to get off GARRETT HARTLEY'S WILD RIDE.

Someone please cut Mr. Shankopotamus.  He's always been a bit erratic, but this year he's downright mental.  How many NFL coaches have to seriously consider going for it on 4th and goal from the 3 yard line because they cannot trust their kicker to make a chip shot?


Add Mike McCarthy to the list, although Mason is *slightly* better this year than last.
 
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