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2013-12-17 10:57:04 AM  
This year, we're running the tab headlines first, and the Main page contest after, with the other contests (wordplay, context, etc) after. Just a heads-up that all of the subtab headlines are going up today: Sports, Geek, Entertainment, Politics, and Business. Each of them will show up both on the mainpage and also in each respective subtab. I'm going to keep each stickied to the top for an hour and a half for voting purposes, and will probably bump them up a bit tomorrow to catch votes from people who missed them because they were busy at work or out Christmas shopping.

Here are your final candidates for Fark's Sports Headline of the Year. These1 are the top 20 sports headlines as voted, with the top five from each quarter of 2013. Now you get to choose the one you like best. Enjoy.
2013-12-17 10:57:24 AM  
Japan is glowing over its 2020 Olympics selection
2013-12-17 10:57:39 AM  
Quoth the Raven... "seven scores"
2013-12-17 10:57:52 AM  
NFL to have its first full-time female referee in 2014. Instant replay on penalties not necessary since women never forget anything a man does wrong
2013-12-17 10:58:09 AM  
"Redskins come up short against Cowboys". Boy, that's a really flippant way to describe North American history
2013-12-17 10:58:25 AM  
Enver beats Allas in a game with no D
2013-12-17 10:58:38 AM  
Denver loses to Indianapolis in the war of 18 / 12
2013-12-17 10:58:53 AM  
Fan dies after choking at Wrigley Field, earns roster spot
2013-12-17 10:59:09 AM  
NBA player Jason Collins comes out as gay, which makes him the third gay Wizard after Gandalf and Dumbledore
2013-12-17 10:59:26 AM  
Chien-Min Wang leaves Yankees and will sign with Blue Jays. Blue Jays throbbing with excitement over their front three starting pitching line-up of Dickey, Johnson and Wang
2013-12-17 10:59:45 AM  
Thieves steal Roberto Luongo's tires. Should have just waited till April when the wheels come off all by themselves
2013-12-17 11:00:12 AM  
Getting hit with a track and field projectile can be fatal. Discus
2013-12-17 11:00:28 AM  
Vikings QB Christian Ponder marries ESPN's Samantha Steele. There was no reception
2013-12-17 11:00:44 AM  
Cowboys Stadium is now AT&T Stadium to keep in line with the Cowboys' lack of receptions
2013-12-17 11:00:59 AM  
Paternity suit dropped against Michael Jordan. It looks like there will be no heir Jordan
2013-12-17 11:01:14 AM  
The Jets have released Tim Tebow. He will be signed again in three days to judge the living and the dead, and his season will have no end
2013-12-17 11:01:41 AM  
For the first time since 2007, both Super Bowl head coaches will be brothers
2013-12-17 11:02:00 AM  
Paterno family releases report that rips investigator Louis Freeh a new asshole, which Jerry Sandusky would like to see. NO THE REPORT
2013-12-17 11:02:16 AM  
RG3 wins the Theismann Trophy
2013-12-17 11:02:31 AM  
Tennis has a doping problem. Williams brothers deny the allegations
2013-12-17 11:02:53 AM  
Ric Flair's wife files for separation. He'll have to find someone else to WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2013-12-17 12:34:20 PM  

Headline of the Year candidate: Cowboys Stadium is now AT&T Stadium to keep in line with the Cowboys' lack of receptions

Anytime I beat up on both AT&T and Jerry Jones is a good time.
2013-12-18 12:19:40 PM  
Those are some damn good headlines.
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